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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
green partner
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Violet Site
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Gay geriatric main people
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
green partner
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Naked Step-uncle's House Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
green partner
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Naked Step-uncle's House Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
green partner
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Naked Step-uncle's House Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
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  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Gay geriatric main people
  08/09/18
Dachshund
green partner
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Gay geriatric main people
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Hilarious Big-titted National
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
green partner
  08/09/18
Same.
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  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
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  08/09/18
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Bull headed passionate international law enforcement agency
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
chest-beating concupiscible hospital
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
green partner
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
chest-beating concupiscible hospital
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
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  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
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  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
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  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
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  08/09/18
...
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  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Dead Big Alpha Cumskin
  08/09/18
stfu gook
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  08/09/18
...
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  08/09/18
Cr
scarlet glittery old irish cottage
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Dead Big Alpha Cumskin
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
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  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
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  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
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  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
sienna hominid milk
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
blue theatre goyim
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Talented rose lodge
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
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  08/09/18
Sick
green partner
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
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  08/09/18
...
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  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
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  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
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  08/09/18
...
curious tan plaza
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Dead Big Alpha Cumskin
  08/09/18
interesting
cocky meetinghouse
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
green partner
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Puce Aromatic University
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Silver filthpig box office
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: green partner

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Violet Site

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Gay geriatric main people

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: green partner

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Naked Step-uncle's House Scourge Upon The Earth

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: green partner

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Naked Step-uncle's House Scourge Upon The Earth

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: green partner

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Naked Step-uncle's House Scourge Upon The Earth

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Frisky brilliant halford mood

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Gay geriatric main people

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: green partner

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Gay geriatric main people

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Hilarious Big-titted National

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: green partner

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: titillating theater gay wizard

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: exciting personal credit line

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Bull headed passionate international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: chest-beating concupiscible hospital

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: green partner

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: chest-beating concupiscible hospital

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: nudist black prole business firm

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: orchid tantric piazza dog poop

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Bull headed passionate international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Silver filthpig box office

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: bisexual sooty hall pistol



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Dead Big Alpha Cumskin

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Low-t ratface son of senegal

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: bisexual sooty hall pistol



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: scarlet glittery old irish cottage

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Dead Big Alpha Cumskin

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Odious hyperventilating wagecucks locale

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: titillating theater gay wizard

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta field haunted graveyard

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: sienna hominid milk

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: blue theatre goyim

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Talented rose lodge

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: insane iridescent lay mad-dog skullcap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: green partner

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: racy range gaping

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: cobalt parlor



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Sickened histrionic black woman office

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Odious hyperventilating wagecucks locale

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Floppy Public Bath Affirmative Action



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: cocky meetinghouse



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bespoke brunch pocket flask



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling territorial trailer park

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: curious tan plaza



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Dead Big Alpha Cumskin

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: cocky meetinghouse

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: green partner

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Puce Aromatic University

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Silver filthpig box office

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2в#49446165)