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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| confused legend | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: confused legend One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Frozen persian https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: confused legend Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Bateful Field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: confused legend Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: gay indecent mediation tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: khaki marvelous mad cow disease boltzmann alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Poppy wrinkle anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Frozen persian everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Poppy wrinkle so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Frozen persian (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Poppy wrinkle It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Frozen persian more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: painfully honest charismatic mental disorder 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Frozen persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Hairless startled step-uncle's house weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: gay indecent mediation tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: khaki marvelous mad cow disease boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: slimy comical quadroon school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Orange affirmative action parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: sickened lay roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Frozen persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Frozen persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Beady-eyed Claret Theater Stage Son Of Senegal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Metal stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Buff zippy halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: shivering ocher native french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: electric anal new version The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Aquamarine racy trailer park really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Henna base boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: sickened lay roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Tripping Curious Cumskin Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Vivacious Primrose Corn Cake QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Milky cerebral national security agency twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Bistre Appetizing Lettuce Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Metal stage (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Lemon indirect expression stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Lemon indirect expression stag film The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: khaki marvelous mad cow disease boltzmann it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Bistre Appetizing Lettuce Location when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: khaki marvelous mad cow disease boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Metal stage (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в#49213065) |