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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Sable shrine
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
orchid locus background story
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Arrogant histrionic becky pit
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
orchid locus background story
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
indecent walnut box office
  09/22/23
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Useless university philosopher-king
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
orchid locus background story
  09/22/23
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pink location pisswyrm
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
razzle anal garrison messiness
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Bateful Trust Fund
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
appetizing dull death wish gaping
  09/22/23
Yes
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/22/23
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180 sadistic whorehouse legal warrant
  09/22/23
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Cruel-hearted Arousing Masturbator Affirmative Action
  09/22/23
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slimy lemon pocket flask
  09/22/23
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pink location pisswyrm
  09/23/23
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slimy lemon pocket flask
  09/27/23
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crawly antidepressant drug trailer park
  10/01/23
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Yellow Buck-toothed Cuckold
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Useless university philosopher-king
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
autistic talented sweet tailpipe
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
slimy lemon pocket flask
  09/22/23
...
Opaque Zippy Base
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Bisexual Dog Poop Stage
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Hateful Market Marketing Idea
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
twisted crusty native
  09/22/23
...
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
charismatic immigrant
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Arrogant histrionic becky pit
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
charismatic immigrant
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
twisted crusty native
  09/27/23
...
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
copper forum
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
copper forum
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Useless university philosopher-king
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
copper forum
  09/27/23
lol 😂
self-absorbed parlour voyeur
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
ultramarine flatulent center
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
soul-stirring chestnut sanctuary
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
ultramarine flatulent center
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Useless university philosopher-king
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Odious kitchen water buffalo
  09/27/23
Ungh
laughsome psychic
  10/01/23
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Odious kitchen water buffalo
  10/02/23
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Useless university philosopher-king
  10/01/23
Yes
cheese-eating orchestra pit ape
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Henna temple candlestick maker
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Sable shrine

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: orchid locus background story

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Arrogant histrionic becky pit

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: orchid locus background story

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: indecent walnut box office

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: orchid locus background story

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: pink location pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: razzle anal garrison messiness

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Bateful Trust Fund

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: appetizing dull death wish gaping

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: 180 sadistic whorehouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arousing Masturbator Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: slimy lemon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: pink location pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: slimy lemon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: crawly antidepressant drug trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Yellow Buck-toothed Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: autistic talented sweet tailpipe

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: slimy lemon pocket flask

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Opaque Zippy Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Bisexual Dog Poop Stage

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Hateful Market Marketing Idea

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: twisted crusty native

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic immigrant

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Arrogant histrionic becky pit

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: charismatic immigrant

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: twisted crusty native

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: copper forum

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: copper forum

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: copper forum

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: self-absorbed parlour voyeur

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: ultramarine flatulent center

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut sanctuary

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: ultramarine flatulent center

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Odious kitchen water buffalo

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: laughsome psychic

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Odious kitchen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Useless university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating orchestra pit ape

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Henna temple candlestick maker

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894111)