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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
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*in the next week
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libs maf!
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NM is back
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God I hope so
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His love is with us always, brother.
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Violet home main people

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: marvelous elastic band parlor

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: mahogany dashing queen of the night



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: sable jew

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Flushed erotic center striped hyena



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Crystalline step-uncle's house



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone location

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: sick offensive forum dog poop



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Violet home main people

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sadistic Gas Station



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious really tough guy

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: appetizing brilliant digit ratio turdskin



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: submissive flickering senate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: duck-like mexican

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: sick offensive forum dog poop

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: massive cumskin deer antler



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious really tough guy



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Hateful yellow state sex offender



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone location



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Dark Infuriating Bawdyhouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: contagious corner boistinker

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sadistic Gas Station

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Violet home main people

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: sick offensive forum dog poop

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: vigorous national security agency french chef



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Violet home main people



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: filthy cerebral dysfunction laser beams



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: cyan free-loading base



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Motley nursing home



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: walnut space azn



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: hairraiser startled lay corn cake



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Cordovan Cuckoldry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Iridescent Mentally Impaired Travel Guidebook Gay Wizard



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: sick offensive forum dog poop



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Carpathian man, US Citizen



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious really tough guy



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Hateful yellow state sex offender



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Hateful yellow state sex offender

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: contagious corner boistinker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: angry amethyst legal warrant toaster

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: contagious corner boistinker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: 180 principal's office potus



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Motley nursing home



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Motley nursing home



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Heady Yapping Patrolman Voyeur



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating swashbuckling shitlib roommate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: cowardly fighting dingle berry

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: sick offensive forum dog poop

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Doobsian spot tattoo



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: angry amethyst legal warrant toaster

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2в#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: massive cumskin deer antler

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Violet home main people



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: sick offensive forum dog poop



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Violet home main people



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