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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Lake principal's office
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
fighting marketing idea abode
  08/28/25
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Lake principal's office
  08/28/25
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Exhilarant Soggy Community Account Point
  08/28/25
that's it?
lavender regret corner
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Lake principal's office
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
geriatric charcoal heaven
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
lavender regret corner
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Mentally impaired property mediation
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Seedy rambunctious public bath death wish
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Mentally impaired property mediation
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Seedy rambunctious public bath death wish
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Mentally impaired property mediation
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
jade thriller address dopamine
  08/28/25
Happy?
Khaki irradiated fat ankles
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
jade thriller address dopamine
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Mentally impaired property mediation
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Exhilarant Soggy Community Account Point
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Mentally impaired property mediation
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Exhilarant Soggy Community Account Point
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Swashbuckling cyan personal credit line telephone
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
erotic sex offender stead
  08/28/25
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adventurous scarlet twinkling uncleanness
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Primrose base wagecucks
  08/29/25
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Cocky Emerald Gunner
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Pearly talking son of senegal macaca
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
vigorous umber philosopher-king resort
  08/29/25
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adventurous scarlet twinkling uncleanness
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
mint fanboi brunch
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
vigorous umber philosopher-king resort
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Seedy rambunctious public bath death wish
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Arousing Nubile Faggotry
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Mentally impaired property mediation
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
jade thriller address dopamine
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Pearly talking son of senegal macaca
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Mentally impaired property mediation
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
motley bisexual quadroon dragon
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
crystalline roommate national
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
jade thriller address dopamine
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Exhilarant Soggy Community Account Point
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Mentally impaired property mediation
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
vigorous umber philosopher-king resort
  09/01/25
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Mentally impaired property mediation
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
vigorous umber philosopher-king resort
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Mentally impaired property mediation
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Khaki irradiated fat ankles
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
jade thriller address dopamine
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
free-loading office black woman
  09/01/25
Fuck you
jade thriller address dopamine
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lake principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fighting marketing idea abode

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Lake principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant Soggy Community Account Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lavender regret corner

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Lake principal's office

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: geriatric charcoal heaven

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: lavender regret corner

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Seedy rambunctious public bath death wish

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Seedy rambunctious public bath death wish

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: jade thriller address dopamine

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Khaki irradiated fat ankles

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: jade thriller address dopamine

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Soggy Community Account Point

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Soggy Community Account Point

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cyan personal credit line telephone

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: erotic sex offender stead

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: adventurous scarlet twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Primrose base wagecucks

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Cocky Emerald Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Pearly talking son of senegal macaca

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: vigorous umber philosopher-king resort

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: adventurous scarlet twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: mint fanboi brunch

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: vigorous umber philosopher-king resort

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Seedy rambunctious public bath death wish

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Arousing Nubile Faggotry

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: jade thriller address dopamine

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Pearly talking son of senegal macaca

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: motley bisexual quadroon dragon

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: crystalline roommate national

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: jade thriller address dopamine

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Soggy Community Account Point

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: vigorous umber philosopher-king resort

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vigorous umber philosopher-king resort

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired property mediation

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Khaki irradiated fat ankles

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: jade thriller address dopamine

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: free-loading office black woman

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: jade thriller address dopamine

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259839)