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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
wine tank rigor
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
cyan trip pozpig codepig
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
wine tank rigor
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
bat shit crazy henna piazza cuckoldry
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
wine tank rigor
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
embarrassed to the bone place of business
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
bat shit crazy henna piazza cuckoldry
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
zombie-like concupiscible theatre nowag
  09/22/23
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wine tank rigor
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
bat shit crazy henna piazza cuckoldry
  09/22/23
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Massive people who are hurt
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Abnormal sticky hospital
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
excitant potus
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Buff theater
  09/22/23
Yes
wine tank rigor
  09/22/23
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Bonkers Irate Telephone
  09/22/23
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Orange Resort Trust Fund
  09/22/23
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Contagious locus dog poop
  09/22/23
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Massive people who are hurt
  09/23/23
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Contagious locus dog poop
  09/27/23
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hairraiser lay immigrant
  10/01/23
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Walnut Legal Warrant
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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wine tank rigor
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
disturbing very tactful pistol
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
wine tank rigor
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Contagious locus dog poop
  09/22/23
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Ocher deep lodge goal in life
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
black bateful dingle berry
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
clear sickened hell
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
wine tank rigor
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Dark antidepressant drug striped hyena
  09/22/23
...
wine tank rigor
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
frum cerebral point black woman
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
embarrassed to the bone place of business
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
wine tank rigor
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
frum cerebral point black woman
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
wine tank rigor
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Dark antidepressant drug striped hyena
  09/27/23
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wine tank rigor
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
adventurous giraffe space
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
wine tank rigor
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
adventurous giraffe space
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
wine tank rigor
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
adventurous giraffe space
  09/27/23
lol 😂
appetizing light university lettuce
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
exhilarant ticket booth
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
godawful spot
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
exhilarant ticket booth
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
wine tank rigor
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
vivacious trailer park filthpig
  09/27/23
Ungh
Cruel-hearted ape electric furnace
  10/01/23
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vivacious trailer park filthpig
  10/02/23
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wine tank rigor
  10/01/23
Yes
Spectacular azure shrine
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Hateful bespoke stock car dopamine
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: wine tank rigor

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: cyan trip pozpig codepig

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: wine tank rigor

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: bat shit crazy henna piazza cuckoldry

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: wine tank rigor

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone place of business

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: bat shit crazy henna piazza cuckoldry

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible theatre nowag

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: wine tank rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: bat shit crazy henna piazza cuckoldry

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Massive people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Abnormal sticky hospital

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: excitant potus

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Buff theater

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: wine tank rigor

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Bonkers Irate Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Orange Resort Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Contagious locus dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Massive people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Contagious locus dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: hairraiser lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Walnut Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: wine tank rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: disturbing very tactful pistol

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: wine tank rigor

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Contagious locus dog poop

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Ocher deep lodge goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: black bateful dingle berry

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: clear sickened hell

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: wine tank rigor

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Dark antidepressant drug striped hyena

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: wine tank rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: frum cerebral point black woman

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone place of business

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: wine tank rigor

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: frum cerebral point black woman

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: wine tank rigor

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Dark antidepressant drug striped hyena

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: wine tank rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: adventurous giraffe space

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: wine tank rigor

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: adventurous giraffe space

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: wine tank rigor

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: adventurous giraffe space

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: appetizing light university lettuce

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: exhilarant ticket booth

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: godawful spot

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: exhilarant ticket booth

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: wine tank rigor

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: vivacious trailer park filthpig

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ape electric furnace

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: vivacious trailer park filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: wine tank rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Spectacular azure shrine

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Hateful bespoke stock car dopamine

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894111)