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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
razzle-dazzle sepia business firm
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
heady headpube
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Comical maroon heaven half-breed
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Comical maroon heaven half-breed
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Comical maroon heaven half-breed
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Comical maroon heaven half-breed
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Comical maroon heaven half-breed
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Henna thriller gas station sandwich
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Henna thriller gas station sandwich
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
brindle bespoke property
  04/08/25
that's rude
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
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Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
sadistic abusive feces juggernaut
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Comical maroon heaven half-breed
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
turquoise slimy elastic band
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/08/25
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Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor
  04/08/25
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trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor
  04/09/25
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Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Vigorous School Cafeteria Associate
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Rose son of senegal
  04/09/25
Ty
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/09/25
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ruddy histrionic stag film
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
marvelous low-t pervert pistol
  04/09/25
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trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Irradiated Gaping
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Thirsty exhilarant athletic conference
  05/02/25
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trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  05/12/25
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trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Rose son of senegal
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Henna thriller gas station sandwich
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Henna thriller gas station sandwich
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Startled Boiling Water
  06/03/25
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trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  06/26/25
OP?
trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  06/27/25
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trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  07/09/25
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trip pink electric furnace tattoo
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sepia business firm

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: heady headpube

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Comical maroon heaven half-breed

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Comical maroon heaven half-breed

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Comical maroon heaven half-breed

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Comical maroon heaven half-breed

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Comical maroon heaven half-breed

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Henna thriller gas station sandwich

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Henna thriller gas station sandwich

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: brindle bespoke property

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: sadistic abusive feces juggernaut

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Comical maroon heaven half-breed

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: turquoise slimy elastic band

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Demanding beady-eyed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Vigorous School Cafeteria Associate

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Rose son of senegal

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ruddy histrionic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: marvelous low-t pervert pistol

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Gaping

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Thirsty exhilarant athletic conference

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Rose son of senegal

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Henna thriller gas station sandwich

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Henna thriller gas station sandwich

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Startled Boiling Water

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: trip pink electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49331552)