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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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electric persian resort
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
brindle aphrodisiac laser beams
  08/28/25
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electric persian resort
  08/28/25
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Cruel-hearted Hell Legend
  08/28/25
that's it?
wonderful bonkers casino
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
electric persian resort
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
soul-stirring gay wizard headpube
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
wonderful bonkers casino
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Deep buck-toothed cuckold
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Deep buck-toothed cuckold
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Deep buck-toothed cuckold
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
topaz arousing weed whacker
  08/28/25
Happy?
Frozen kitchen voyeur
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
topaz arousing weed whacker
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Cruel-hearted Hell Legend
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Cruel-hearted Hell Legend
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
self-absorbed affirmative action market
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
provocative chocolate hall
  08/28/25
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Galvanic indian lodge
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Chartreuse Motley Tank Party Of The First Part
  08/29/25
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Talking pit puppy
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
mentally impaired curious alpha
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
bronze razzle-dazzle principal's office
  08/29/25
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Galvanic indian lodge
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Sienna half-breed
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
bronze razzle-dazzle principal's office
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Deep buck-toothed cuckold
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Overrated histrionic faggot firefighter death wish
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
topaz arousing weed whacker
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
mentally impaired curious alpha
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
gay lascivious area regret
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
heady trust fund private investor
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
topaz arousing weed whacker
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Cruel-hearted Hell Legend
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
bronze razzle-dazzle principal's office
  09/01/25
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coiffed tanning salon french chef
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
bronze razzle-dazzle principal's office
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Frozen kitchen voyeur
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
topaz arousing weed whacker
  09/01/25
?
Deep buck-toothed cuckold
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
mahogany nowag
  09/01/25
Fuck you
topaz arousing weed whacker
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Deep buck-toothed cuckold
  09/12/25
Yes
coiffed tanning salon french chef
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Deep buck-toothed cuckold
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Deep buck-toothed cuckold
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
electric persian resort
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: electric persian resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: brindle aphrodisiac laser beams

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: electric persian resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Hell Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful bonkers casino

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: electric persian resort

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard headpube

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful bonkers casino

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Deep buck-toothed cuckold

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Deep buck-toothed cuckold

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Deep buck-toothed cuckold

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: topaz arousing weed whacker

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Frozen kitchen voyeur

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: topaz arousing weed whacker

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Hell Legend

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Hell Legend

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed affirmative action market

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: provocative chocolate hall

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse Motley Tank Party Of The First Part

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Talking pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired curious alpha

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: bronze razzle-dazzle principal's office

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Sienna half-breed

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: bronze razzle-dazzle principal's office

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Deep buck-toothed cuckold

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Overrated histrionic faggot firefighter death wish

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: topaz arousing weed whacker

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: mentally impaired curious alpha

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: gay lascivious area regret

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: heady trust fund private investor

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: topaz arousing weed whacker

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Hell Legend

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: bronze razzle-dazzle principal's office

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: bronze razzle-dazzle principal's office

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Frozen kitchen voyeur

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: topaz arousing weed whacker

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Deep buck-toothed cuckold

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: mahogany nowag

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: topaz arousing weed whacker

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Deep buck-toothed cuckold

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: coiffed tanning salon french chef

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Deep buck-toothed cuckold

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Deep buck-toothed cuckold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: electric persian resort

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259839)