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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Emerald anal ticket booth queen of the night
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Concupiscible business firm
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Hateful Charismatic Space
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Concupiscible business firm
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Magenta unhinged theatre
  09/22/23
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brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Concupiscible business firm
  09/22/23
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Pungent tantric friendly grandma
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Pontificating claret locale
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Ungodly whorehouse
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
mind-boggling house
  09/22/23
Yes
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/22/23
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aromatic base
  09/22/23
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Arousing turdskin property
  09/22/23
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sticky pervert hominid
  09/22/23
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Pungent tantric friendly grandma
  09/23/23
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sticky pervert hominid
  09/27/23
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Slippery internet-worthy crotch area
  10/01/23
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Scarlet generalized bond
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Lavender Dilemma Mental Disorder
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
sticky pervert hominid
  09/22/23
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Floppy Medicated Pistol
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Peach excitant dragon dog poop
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
godawful shitlib
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Federal beady-eyed doctorate
  09/22/23
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brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
mustard autistic public bath
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Hateful Charismatic Space
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
mustard autistic public bath
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Federal beady-eyed doctorate
  09/27/23
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brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
burgundy temple twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
burgundy temple twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
brass private investor idea he suggested
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
burgundy temple twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/23
lol 😂
flatulent confused dingle berry abode
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
erotic station brethren
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Henna nighttime piazza
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
erotic station brethren
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
brass private investor idea he suggested
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
galvanic coffee pot sanctuary
  09/27/23
Ungh
wild senate
  10/01/23
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galvanic coffee pot sanctuary
  10/02/23
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brass private investor idea he suggested
  10/01/23
Yes
Electric embarrassed to the bone step-uncle's house faggot firefighter
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
citrine tattoo lodge
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Emerald anal ticket booth queen of the night

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Concupiscible business firm

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Hateful Charismatic Space

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible business firm

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Magenta unhinged theatre

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible business firm

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Pungent tantric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Pontificating claret locale

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Ungodly whorehouse

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling house

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: aromatic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Arousing turdskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: sticky pervert hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Pungent tantric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: sticky pervert hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Slippery internet-worthy crotch area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Scarlet generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Lavender Dilemma Mental Disorder

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: sticky pervert hominid

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Floppy Medicated Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Peach excitant dragon dog poop

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: godawful shitlib

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Federal beady-eyed doctorate

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: mustard autistic public bath

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Hateful Charismatic Space

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: mustard autistic public bath

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Federal beady-eyed doctorate

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: burgundy temple twinkling uncleanness

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: burgundy temple twinkling uncleanness

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: burgundy temple twinkling uncleanness

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: flatulent confused dingle berry abode

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: erotic station brethren

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Henna nighttime piazza

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: erotic station brethren

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: galvanic coffee pot sanctuary

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: wild senate

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: galvanic coffee pot sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: brass private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Electric embarrassed to the bone step-uncle's house faggot firefighter

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: citrine tattoo lodge

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894111)