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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
Olive gaped dog poop
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
Nudist Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night
  12/23/25
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sinister pit
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
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"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
soggy base
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
Sapphire Theater
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
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  12/30/25
...
sinister pit
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
Drab Mediation
  12/24/25
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Sapphire Theater
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excitant rigpig locus
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nature of the assignment
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The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
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  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
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Nudist Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
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  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
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ran here
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sinister pit
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"I'm Gay"
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sinister pit
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Passionate Stubborn Marketing Idea Jew
  12/23/25
"tp."
Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
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sinister pit
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I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
swashbuckling lodge
  12/23/25
180
sinister pit
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Nudist Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night
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Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  12/23/25
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bearded associate nursing home
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
Lascivious stain
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
sticky azn
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Talented lime kitchen
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
Drab Mediation
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
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...
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tp
Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
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  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
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BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
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Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
Olive gaped dog poop
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
Olive gaped dog poop
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
Concupiscible house roast beef
  12/23/25
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Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge
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  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
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sinister pit
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
Concupiscible house roast beef
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
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sinister pit
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sinister pit
  12/29/25
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Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
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Free-loading set depressive
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Drab Mediation
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
Sapphire Theater
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
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  12/30/25
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sinister pit
  01/14/26
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  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
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  12/24/25
tp
Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
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  12/31/25
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Sapphire Theater
  12/29/25
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Amethyst Bespoke Community Account Coldplay Fan
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tp
Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  12/31/25
...
sinister pit
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
Ocher pea-brained dingle berry parlor
  12/24/25
tp
Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
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  12/24/25
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Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
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sinister pit
  12/29/25
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Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
sinister pit
  12/29/25
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  12/31/25
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"tp."
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thank i have to go back and add an 's'
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I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
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fishy hell
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
floppy crotch
  12/29/25
this was also boom
Sapphire Theater
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
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  12/29/25
This.
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  01/14/26
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  12/30/25
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  12/30/25
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tp.
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Olive gaped dog poop

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Nudist Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Olive gaped dog poop

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Titillating spruce reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: soggy base

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Sapphire Theater

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: excitant rigpig locus

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Drab Mediation

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Sapphire Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: excitant rigpig locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Passionate Stubborn Marketing Idea Jew

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Passionate Stubborn Marketing Idea Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating charcoal prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: racy misunderstood people who are hurt

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: marvelous deep home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Tan Shrine Masturbator

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: bearded associate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Nudist Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Amethyst Bespoke Community Account Coldplay Fan



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Flesh razzle-dazzle bbw lay



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: excitant rigpig locus

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Puce charismatic international law enforcement agency

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Passionate Stubborn Marketing Idea Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sinister pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: sinister pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Nudist Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: bearded associate nursing home



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Lascivious stain

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: sticky azn

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Talented lime kitchen

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Drab Mediation

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Disgusting stage

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring point trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: diverse black party of the first part hall

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: diverse black party of the first part hall

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Olive gaped dog poop

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Olive gaped dog poop

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible house roast beef

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Olive gaped dog poop

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Talking Native Halford

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible house roast beef

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Ocher pea-brained dingle berry parlor

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: excitant rigpig locus

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible house roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Medicated Locale Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: curious fighting theatre feces

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: boyish really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twinkling uncleanness

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: spectacular orange theater stage sex offender

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: sinister pit

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Carnelian razzmatazz patrolman background story

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: dark electric corner toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: adventurous mint sanctuary dysfunction

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Glittery Citrine Liquid Oxygen

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Free-loading set depressive

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Drab Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Sapphire Theater

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly location

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous indian lodge

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: dun range mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Sapphire Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: thriller judgmental tanning salon doctorate

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating charcoal prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: sepia irradiated philosopher-king gay wizard

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Free-loading set depressive

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Nighttime sooty market

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: glassy thirsty double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Sapphire Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Amethyst Bespoke Community Account Coldplay Fan

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Ocher pea-brained dingle berry parlor

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twinkling uncleanness

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: sinister pit

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Flesh razzle-dazzle bbw lay

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: stirring silver incel dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Vibrant foreskin jap

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Abusive box office cuck

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Hideous Property

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: fishy hell

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: floppy crotch

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Sapphire Theater

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: transparent whorehouse son of senegal

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: know-it-all vigorous athletic conference juggernaut

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: adventurous mint sanctuary dysfunction

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: cerebral stage french chef

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: red orchestra pit tank

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Submissive house-broken becky

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Ruby bawdyhouse idea he suggested

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Peach Boltzmann Rehab

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: sinister pit

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: dark electric corner toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: sinister pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2в#49596831)