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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Twinkling chapel
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floppy mahogany set
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
cobalt nighttime affirmative action
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Twinkling chapel
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
floppy mahogany set
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Twinkling chapel
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
glittery abusive ratface goal in life
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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spectacular corner persian
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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mischievous sticky knife
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bull headed police squad
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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spectacular corner persian
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Twinkling chapel
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
cobalt nighttime affirmative action
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Twinkling chapel
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Twinkling chapel
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Twinkling chapel
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Twinkling chapel
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Twinkling chapel
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Twinkling chapel
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
dull point
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dull point
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Twinkling chapel
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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green wagecucks reading party
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
arousing olive masturbator
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Fluffy vivacious resort azn
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
green wagecucks reading party
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
irate locale
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Lawman8 weeping
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: floppy mahogany set



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: cobalt nighttime affirmative action

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: floppy mahogany set

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: glittery abusive ratface goal in life

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Pungent jet-lagged library crotch

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: mischievous sticky knife



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Sable Double Fault



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Wine cracking french chef alpha



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Titillating Piazza Idiot



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: irate locale

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: spectacular corner persian



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: vengeful poppy really tough guy



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: spectacular corner persian



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aqua school love of her life

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: mischievous sticky knife



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: bull headed police squad



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: spectacular corner persian



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Shivering heady community account field

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: honey-headed space



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Sable Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: cobalt nighttime affirmative action

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: dull point

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: dull point



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Ivory passionate therapy

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: exciting black range background story

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: green wagecucks reading party



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: arousing olive masturbator

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: avocado talented locus

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Fluffy vivacious resort azn



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: green wagecucks reading party

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Carnelian Tattoo

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: irate locale

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Pungent jet-lagged library crotch

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: splenetic filthpig

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready internal respiration bawdyhouse



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Ivory passionate therapy

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: laughsome maniacal lodge



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Twinkling chapel

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Cream Site Kitty Cat



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