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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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180 mildly autistic liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Adventurous stead
  08/28/25
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180 mildly autistic liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
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Charismatic boltzmann
  08/28/25
that's it?
Onyx Kitty
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
180 mildly autistic liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Cocky Round Eye
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Onyx Kitty
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
seedy stage
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
seedy stage
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
seedy stage
  09/12/25
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seedy stage
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Marvelous lilac goyim
  08/28/25
Happy?
buff blood rage
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Marvelous lilac goyim
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Charismatic boltzmann
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Charismatic boltzmann
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Stimulating deranged knife
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Vibrant trailer park turdskin
  08/28/25
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haunting cobalt affirmative action
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Gold excitant national security agency
  08/29/25
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blathering address regret
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
hairraiser azure national
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
chestnut resort private investor
  08/29/25
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haunting cobalt affirmative action
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
drab swashbuckling space
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
chestnut resort private investor
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
seedy stage
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Crusty becky
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Marvelous lilac goyim
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
hairraiser azure national
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
shimmering aphrodisiac library
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Disrespectful church building
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Marvelous lilac goyim
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Charismatic boltzmann
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
chestnut resort private investor
  09/01/25
...
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
chestnut resort private investor
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  09/01/25
Lolololol
buff blood rage
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Marvelous lilac goyim
  09/01/25
?
seedy stage
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
bistre bipolar stage
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Marvelous lilac goyim
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
seedy stage
  09/12/25
Yes
Medicated Business Firm Fanboi
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
seedy stage
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
seedy stage
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
180 mildly autistic liquid oxygen
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Adventurous stead

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Onyx Kitty

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic liquid oxygen

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Cocky Round Eye

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Onyx Kitty

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: seedy stage

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: seedy stage

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: seedy stage

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: seedy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Marvelous lilac goyim

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: buff blood rage

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Marvelous lilac goyim

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Stimulating deranged knife

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Vibrant trailer park turdskin

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: haunting cobalt affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Gold excitant national security agency

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: blathering address regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: hairraiser azure national

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: chestnut resort private investor

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: haunting cobalt affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: drab swashbuckling space

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: chestnut resort private investor

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: seedy stage

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Crusty becky

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Marvelous lilac goyim

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: hairraiser azure national

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac library

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful church building

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Marvelous lilac goyim

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: chestnut resort private investor

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: chestnut resort private investor

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: buff blood rage

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Marvelous lilac goyim

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: seedy stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: bistre bipolar stage

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Marvelous lilac goyim

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: seedy stage

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Medicated Business Firm Fanboi

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: seedy stage

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: seedy stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: 180 mildly autistic liquid oxygen

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259839)