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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Razzle-dazzle green patrolman senate
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Odious brunch milk
  08/28/25
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Razzle-dazzle green patrolman senate
  08/28/25
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provocative cocky legal warrant place of business
  08/28/25
that's it?
Submissive Resort Striped Hyena
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Razzle-dazzle green patrolman senate
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
White step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Submissive Resort Striped Hyena
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
boyish friendly grandma locale
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
thriller knife hospital
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
boyish friendly grandma locale
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
thriller knife hospital
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
boyish friendly grandma locale
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
thriller knife hospital
  09/12/25
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thriller knife hospital
  10/28/25
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thriller knife hospital
  11/27/25
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thriller knife hospital
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button
  08/28/25
Happy?
hairless narrow-minded chapel mental disorder
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
boyish friendly grandma locale
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
provocative cocky legal warrant place of business
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
boyish friendly grandma locale
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
provocative cocky legal warrant place of business
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Very tactful depressive
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Lemon concupiscible deer antler mother
  08/28/25
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Claret glittery garrison pozpig
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Pea-brained base
  08/29/25
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mint station community account
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Umber erotic headpube
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Aqua talented plaza fanboi
  08/29/25
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Claret glittery garrison pozpig
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
180 Regret University
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Aqua talented plaza fanboi
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
thriller knife hospital
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
vigorous orchestra pit stock car
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
boyish friendly grandma locale
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Umber erotic headpube
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
boyish friendly grandma locale
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Brilliant den haunted graveyard
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
bateful shitlib preventive strike
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
provocative cocky legal warrant place of business
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
boyish friendly grandma locale
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Aqua talented plaza fanboi
  09/01/25
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boyish friendly grandma locale
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Aqua talented plaza fanboi
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
boyish friendly grandma locale
  09/01/25
Lolololol
hairless narrow-minded chapel mental disorder
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button
  09/01/25
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thriller knife hospital
  09/12/25
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thriller knife hospital
  11/27/25
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thriller knife hospital
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
abnormal rusted rehab
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
boyish friendly grandma locale
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
thriller knife hospital
  09/12/25
Yes
boyish friendly grandma locale
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
thriller knife hospital
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
thriller knife hospital
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Razzle-dazzle green patrolman senate
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle green patrolman senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Odious brunch milk

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle green patrolman senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: provocative cocky legal warrant place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Submissive Resort Striped Hyena

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle green patrolman senate

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: White step-uncle's house

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Submissive Resort Striped Hyena

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: thriller knife hospital

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: thriller knife hospital

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: thriller knife hospital

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: thriller knife hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: thriller knife hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: thriller knife hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: hairless narrow-minded chapel mental disorder

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: provocative cocky legal warrant place of business

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: provocative cocky legal warrant place of business

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Very tactful depressive

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Lemon concupiscible deer antler mother

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Claret glittery garrison pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Pea-brained base

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: mint station community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Umber erotic headpube

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Aqua talented plaza fanboi

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Claret glittery garrison pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: 180 Regret University

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Aqua talented plaza fanboi

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: thriller knife hospital

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: vigorous orchestra pit stock car

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Umber erotic headpube

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Brilliant den haunted graveyard

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bateful shitlib preventive strike

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: provocative cocky legal warrant place of business

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Aqua talented plaza fanboi

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Aqua talented plaza fanboi

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: hairless narrow-minded chapel mental disorder

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: thriller knife hospital

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: thriller knife hospital

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: thriller knife hospital

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: abnormal rusted rehab

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Ruby Exciting Dragon Factory Reset Button

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: thriller knife hospital

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: boyish friendly grandma locale

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: thriller knife hospital

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: thriller knife hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle green patrolman senate

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259839)