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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
startling hall knife
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Turquoise pea-brained bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
startling hall knife
  06/01/26
120...
Turquoise pea-brained bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Infuriating Pearl Forum
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
startling hall knife
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Infuriating Pearl Forum
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
garnet fortuitous meteor
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
startling hall knife
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
garnet fortuitous meteor
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Cyan dopamine therapy
  06/01/26
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fear-inspiring vivacious liquid oxygen indian lodge
  06/01/26
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Geriatric dead kitchen
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
cerise partner library
  06/01/26
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mentally impaired antidepressant drug
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Spectacular sticky hunting ground
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Razzle pit
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
startling hall knife
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Razzle pit
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
cerise partner library
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
fear-inspiring vivacious liquid oxygen indian lodge
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
cerise partner library
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
fear-inspiring vivacious liquid oxygen indian lodge
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Razzle pit
  06/01/26
...
Insanely Creepy Shimmering Multi-billionaire Messiness
  06/02/26
you maed it
Brass charismatic dysfunction
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
anal spot alpha
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
cerise partner library
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
wine yarmulke potus
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
thriller quadroon
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Confused lettuce keepsake machete
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Irradiated Rusted Den Haunted Graveyard
  06/01/26
...
carmine jap
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
racy nursing home voyeur
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
cerise partner library
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
racy nursing home voyeur
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
startling hall knife
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
cerise partner library
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Overrated coffee pot
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
excitant unhinged sandwich
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Razzle pit
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
excitant unhinged sandwich
  06/01/26
...
garnet fortuitous meteor
  06/03/26
...
lascivious stage
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
wine yarmulke potus
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
startling hall knife
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
wine yarmulke potus
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
startling hall knife
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
sapphire ticket booth azn
  06/02/26
...
crimson stimulating station mexican
  06/02/26
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fear-inspiring vivacious liquid oxygen indian lodge
  06/02/26
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startling hall knife
  06/03/26
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garnet fortuitous meteor
  06/03/26
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wine yarmulke potus
  06/03/26
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mentally impaired antidepressant drug
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Rough-skinned chad base
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
cerise partner library
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
concupiscible brindle business firm athletic conference
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
crimson stimulating station mexican
  06/03/26
...
startling hall knife
  06/03/26
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garnet fortuitous meteor
  06/03/26
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wine yarmulke potus
  06/03/26
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maroon meetinghouse
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Turquoise pea-brained bawdyhouse
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
startling hall knife
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
ebony psychic
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
concupiscible brindle business firm athletic conference
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: startling hall knife

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Turquoise pea-brained bawdyhouse

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: startling hall knife

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Turquoise pea-brained bawdyhouse

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Infuriating Pearl Forum

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: startling hall knife

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Infuriating Pearl Forum

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: garnet fortuitous meteor

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: startling hall knife

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: garnet fortuitous meteor

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Cyan dopamine therapy

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: fear-inspiring vivacious liquid oxygen indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Geriatric dead kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: cerise partner library

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Spectacular sticky hunting ground

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Razzle pit

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: startling hall knife

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Razzle pit

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: cerise partner library

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: fear-inspiring vivacious liquid oxygen indian lodge

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: cerise partner library

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring vivacious liquid oxygen indian lodge

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Razzle pit

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Shimmering Multi-billionaire Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Brass charismatic dysfunction

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: anal spot alpha

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: cerise partner library

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: wine yarmulke potus

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: thriller quadroon

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Confused lettuce keepsake machete

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Irradiated Rusted Den Haunted Graveyard

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: carmine jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: racy nursing home voyeur

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: cerise partner library

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: racy nursing home voyeur

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: startling hall knife

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: cerise partner library

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Overrated coffee pot

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: excitant unhinged sandwich

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Razzle pit

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: excitant unhinged sandwich

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: garnet fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: lascivious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: wine yarmulke potus

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: startling hall knife

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: wine yarmulke potus

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: startling hall knife

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: sapphire ticket booth azn

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: crimson stimulating station mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring vivacious liquid oxygen indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: startling hall knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: garnet fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: wine yarmulke potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned chad base

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: cerise partner library

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: concupiscible brindle business firm athletic conference

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: crimson stimulating station mexican

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: startling hall knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: concupiscible brindle business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: garnet fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: wine yarmulke potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: maroon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Turquoise pea-brained bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: startling hall knife

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: ebony psychic

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: concupiscible brindle business firm athletic conference

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912932)