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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Boyish Avocado Point
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
navy candlestick maker
  08/28/25
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Boyish Avocado Point
  08/28/25
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marvelous big-titted lay internal respiration
  08/28/25
that's it?
soggy crotch
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Boyish Avocado Point
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Beady-eyed Zombie-like Rehab
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
soggy crotch
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
curious headpube
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
curious headpube
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
curious headpube
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  09/12/25
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Amethyst vibrant mexican
  10/28/25
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Amethyst vibrant mexican
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage
  08/28/25
Happy?
chrome talented box office
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
curious headpube
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
marvelous big-titted lay internal respiration
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
curious headpube
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
marvelous big-titted lay internal respiration
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
soul-stirring dead voyeur
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Crusty gold parlor
  08/28/25
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Lake hideous halford personal credit line
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Ebony jet-lagged circlehead
  08/29/25
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Startled bat shit crazy locus
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Galvanic primrose dingle berry fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
idiotic impressive dilemma
  08/29/25
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Lake hideous halford personal credit line
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
filthy selfie
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
idiotic impressive dilemma
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
onyx cheese-eating nowag really tough guy
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
curious headpube
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Galvanic primrose dingle berry fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
curious headpube
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
dull church juggernaut
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
heady lemon senate
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
marvelous big-titted lay internal respiration
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
curious headpube
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
idiotic impressive dilemma
  09/01/25
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curious headpube
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
idiotic impressive dilemma
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
curious headpube
  09/01/25
Lolololol
chrome talented box office
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage
  09/01/25
?
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  09/12/25
?
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
pea-brained cerebral indian lodge
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
curious headpube
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  09/12/25
Yes
curious headpube
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Amethyst vibrant mexican
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Boyish Avocado Point
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: navy candlestick maker

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Point



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: marvelous big-titted lay internal respiration



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soggy crotch

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Point

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Zombie-like Rehab

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: soggy crotch

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: curious headpube

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: curious headpube

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: curious headpube

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: chrome talented box office

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: curious headpube

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: marvelous big-titted lay internal respiration

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: curious headpube

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: marvelous big-titted lay internal respiration

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring dead voyeur

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Crusty gold parlor

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Lake hideous halford personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Ebony jet-lagged circlehead

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Startled bat shit crazy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Galvanic primrose dingle berry fortuitous meteor

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: idiotic impressive dilemma

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Lake hideous halford personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: filthy selfie

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: idiotic impressive dilemma

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: onyx cheese-eating nowag really tough guy

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: curious headpube

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Galvanic primrose dingle berry fortuitous meteor

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: curious headpube

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: dull church juggernaut

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: heady lemon senate

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: marvelous big-titted lay internal respiration

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: curious headpube

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: idiotic impressive dilemma

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: curious headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: idiotic impressive dilemma

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: curious headpube

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: chrome talented box office

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: pea-brained cerebral indian lodge

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Thriller honey-headed old irish cottage

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: curious headpube

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: curious headpube

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Amethyst vibrant mexican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Boyish Avocado Point

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259839)