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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
histrionic crystalline pit
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Self-centered giraffe
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
exciting aqua native national security agency
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Overrated potus
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Self-centered giraffe
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Wine arousing mental disorder
  12/15/25
...
Light plaza masturbator
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Fragrant indian lodge
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
histrionic crystalline pit
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Puce Turdskin
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
histrionic crystalline pit
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Puce Turdskin
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Fragrant indian lodge
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
histrionic crystalline pit
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Fragrant indian lodge
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
contagious nibblets
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Fragrant indian lodge
  12/15/25
cambodia town
talented queen of the night ceo
  12/15/25
...
Dashing generalized bond
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
histrionic crystalline pit
  12/15/25
...
Dashing generalized bond
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
aromatic theater gunner
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
navy excitant incel messiness
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
odious step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Fragrant indian lodge
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
navy excitant incel messiness
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
brindle soul-stirring sanctuary
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Fragrant indian lodge
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
brindle soul-stirring sanctuary
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
aromatic theater gunner
  12/15/25
...
Fragrant indian lodge
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Well-lubricated Temple
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
vibrant yapping stage karate
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
floppy red address idea he suggested
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Anal degenerate
  12/15/25
...
cerebral mexican public bath
  12/15/25
...
Silver Diverse Telephone Mother
  12/15/25
...
motley dark circlehead school
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Elite mad cow disease kitchen
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Anal degenerate
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Haunting adventurous people who are hurt heaven
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Anal degenerate
  12/15/25
...
brindle soul-stirring sanctuary
  12/15/25
yes, so
Haunting adventurous people who are hurt heaven
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
big vengeful business firm organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
talented queen of the night ceo
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
big vengeful business firm organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
balding prole
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Well-lubricated Temple
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
talented queen of the night ceo
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
balding prole
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Silver Diverse Telephone Mother
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Haunting adventurous people who are hurt heaven
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Well-lubricated Temple
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
180 dysfunction faggotry
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
histrionic crystalline pit
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Silver Diverse Telephone Mother
  12/15/25
...
brindle soul-stirring sanctuary
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
talented queen of the night ceo
  12/16/25
...
180 dysfunction faggotry
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Self-centered giraffe
  12/16/25
OKay
ebony property knife
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
flushed supple internal respiration university
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
ungodly underhanded toaster
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
flushed supple internal respiration university
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Passionate parlor sex offender
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Anal degenerate
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
irradiated twinkling uncleanness field
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
histrionic crystalline pit
  12/17/25
tp
Cerise whorehouse bbw
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: histrionic crystalline pit

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Self-centered giraffe

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: exciting aqua native national security agency

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Overrated potus

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Self-centered giraffe

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Wine arousing mental disorder

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Light plaza masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: histrionic crystalline pit

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Puce Turdskin

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: histrionic crystalline pit

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Puce Turdskin

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: histrionic crystalline pit

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: contagious nibblets

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: talented queen of the night ceo

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: histrionic crystalline pit

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: aromatic theater gunner

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: navy excitant incel messiness

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: navy excitant incel messiness

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring sanctuary

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring sanctuary

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: aromatic theater gunner

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Temple

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: vibrant yapping stage karate

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: floppy red address idea he suggested

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Anal degenerate

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: cerebral mexican public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Silver Diverse Telephone Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: motley dark circlehead school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Elite mad cow disease kitchen

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Anal degenerate

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Haunting adventurous people who are hurt heaven

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Anal degenerate

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Haunting adventurous people who are hurt heaven

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: big vengeful business firm organic girlfriend

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: talented queen of the night ceo

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: big vengeful business firm organic girlfriend

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: balding prole

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Temple

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: talented queen of the night ceo

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: balding prole

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Silver Diverse Telephone Mother

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Haunting adventurous people who are hurt heaven

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Temple

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: 180 dysfunction faggotry

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: histrionic crystalline pit

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Silver Diverse Telephone Mother

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: talented queen of the night ceo

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: 180 dysfunction faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Self-centered giraffe

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: ebony property knife

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: flushed supple internal respiration university

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: ungodly underhanded toaster

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: flushed supple internal respiration university

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Passionate parlor sex offender

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Anal degenerate

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: irradiated twinkling uncleanness field

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: histrionic crystalline pit

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Cerise whorehouse bbw

tp

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