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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Blathering Pale Church Shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| Burgundy Sinister School Mexican | 12/16/25 |
| Blathering Pale Church Shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| Burgundy Sinister School Mexican | 12/16/25 |
| Blathering Pale Church Shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| stubborn stirring public bath fortuitous meteor | 12/20/25 |
| awkward amethyst market | 12/19/25 |
| dashing pink depressive | 12/20/25 |
| Exciting Pea-brained Station | 12/19/25 |
| Blathering Pale Church Shitlib | 12/20/25 |
| Exciting Pea-brained Station | 12/20/25 |
| dashing pink depressive | 12/20/25 |
| Rough-skinned Boiling Water Filthpig | 12/16/25 |
| dashing pink depressive | 12/20/25 |
| Rough-skinned Boiling Water Filthpig | 12/22/25 |
| glassy boyish pit | 12/16/25 |
| Blathering Pale Church Shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| glassy boyish pit | 12/16/25 |
| Lime talking abode police squad | 12/16/25 |
| chest-beating antidepressant drug | 12/19/25 |
| Lime talking abode police squad | 12/19/25 |
| greedy underhanded brunch telephone | 12/20/25 |
| Up-to-no-good comical stag film milk | 12/16/25 |
| bat-shit-crazy arrogant mad-dog skullcap | 12/16/25 |
| dashing pink depressive | 12/20/25 |
| infuriating liquid oxygen | 12/20/25 |
| Pontificating very tactful faggotry | 12/16/25 |
| flirting internet-worthy jap | 12/20/25 |
| Pontificating very tactful faggotry | 12/23/25 |
| Burgundy Sinister School Mexican | 12/16/25 |
| dashing pink depressive | 12/20/25 |
| Sexy lascivious corn cake point | 12/21/25 |
| Burgundy Sinister School Mexican | 12/16/25 |
| infuriating liquid oxygen | 12/16/25 |
| Pontificating very tactful faggotry | 12/19/25 |
| infuriating liquid oxygen | 12/19/25 |
| Learning Disabled Hunting Ground Bawdyhouse | 12/19/25 |
| useless diverse faggot firefighter | 12/19/25 |
| Blathering Pale Church Shitlib | 12/19/25 |
| Pearl racy codepig field | 12/19/25 |
| Pearl racy codepig field | 12/19/25 |
| submissive big-titted kitchen jewess | 12/19/25 |
| useless diverse faggot firefighter | 12/19/25 |
| soul-stirring casino trust fund | 12/19/25 |
| Rough-skinned Boiling Water Filthpig | 12/19/25 |
| stubborn stirring public bath fortuitous meteor | 12/20/25 |
| titillating reading party | 12/22/25 |
| Cowardly idea he suggested old irish cottage | 12/19/25 |
| big painfully honest office | 12/19/25 |
| judgmental odious spot | 12/19/25 |
| infuriating liquid oxygen | 12/19/25 |
| judgmental odious spot | 12/19/25 |
| Bistre Supple Hissy Fit | 12/20/25 |
| buck-toothed parlour | 12/19/25 |
| disturbing deer antler | 12/19/25 |
| glassy boyish pit | 12/19/25 |
| Cracking Cuck | 12/20/25 |
| cerebral home | 12/19/25 |
| chest-beating antidepressant drug | 12/19/25 |
| wonderful silver institution boistinker | 12/19/25 |
| ruddy theater associate | 12/20/25 |
| Laughsome range ceo | 12/20/25 |
| infuriating liquid oxygen | 12/20/25 |
| dashing pink depressive | 12/20/25 |
| Cracking Cuck | 12/20/25 |
| pearly naked multi-billionaire step-uncle's house | 12/20/25 |
| cerise arousing idiot queen of the night | 12/20/25 |
| big painfully honest office | 12/20/25 |
| pearly naked multi-billionaire step-uncle's house | 12/21/25 |
| Pearl racy codepig field | 12/20/25 |
| Sexy lascivious corn cake point | 12/20/25 |
| Exciting Pea-brained Station | 12/21/25 |
| Sexy lascivious corn cake point | 12/22/25 |
| Exciting Pea-brained Station | 12/23/25 |
| Sexy lascivious corn cake point | 12/23/25 |
| puce nubile theatre | 12/22/25 |
| greedy underhanded brunch telephone | 12/22/25 |
| greedy underhanded brunch telephone | 12/23/25 |
| Swashbuckling insecure meetinghouse community account | 12/22/25 |
| titillating reading party | 12/22/25 |
| orange irradiated parlor | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Blathering Pale Church Shitlib 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Burgundy Sinister School Mexican This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Blathering Pale Church Shitlib lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Burgundy Sinister School Mexican My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Blathering Pale Church Shitlib You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: stubborn stirring public bath fortuitous meteor Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: awkward amethyst market It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: dashing pink depressive Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Exciting Pea-brained Station You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Blathering Pale Church Shitlib brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Exciting Pea-brained Station glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: dashing pink depressive You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Rough-skinned Boiling Water Filthpig $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: dashing pink depressive Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Rough-skinned Boiling Water Filthpig thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: glassy boyish pit 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Blathering Pale Church Shitlib ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: glassy boyish pit investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Lime talking abode police squad $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: chest-beating antidepressant drug I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Lime talking abode police squad good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: greedy underhanded brunch telephone $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Up-to-no-good comical stag film milk six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy arrogant mad-dog skullcap 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: dashing pink depressive Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: infuriating liquid oxygen what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Pontificating very tactful faggotry 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: flirting internet-worthy jap me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Pontificating very tactful faggotry It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Burgundy Sinister School Mexican 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: dashing pink depressive the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Sexy lascivious corn cake point Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Burgundy Sinister School Mexican I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: infuriating liquid oxygen mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Pontificating very tactful faggotry In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: infuriating liquid oxygen yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Learning Disabled Hunting Ground Bawdyhouse Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: useless diverse faggot firefighter 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Blathering Pale Church Shitlib fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Pearl racy codepig field A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Pearl racy codepig field OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: submissive big-titted kitchen jewess A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: useless diverse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: soul-stirring casino trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Rough-skinned Boiling Water Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: stubborn stirring public bath fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: titillating reading party Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Cowardly idea he suggested old irish cottage $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: big painfully honest office can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: judgmental odious spot Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: infuriating liquid oxygen nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: judgmental odious spot Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Bistre Supple Hissy Fit You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: buck-toothed parlour Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: disturbing deer antler Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: glassy boyish pit damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Cracking Cuck Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: cerebral home Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: chest-beating antidepressant drug 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: wonderful silver institution boistinker Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: ruddy theater associate 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Laughsome range ceo 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: infuriating liquid oxygen 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: dashing pink depressive Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Cracking Cuck 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: pearly naked multi-billionaire step-uncle's house literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: cerise arousing idiot queen of the night I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: big painfully honest office so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: pearly naked multi-billionaire step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Pearl racy codepig field 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Sexy lascivious corn cake point Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Exciting Pea-brained Station how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Sexy lascivious corn cake point I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Exciting Pea-brained Station 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Sexy lascivious corn cake point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: puce nubile theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: greedy underhanded brunch telephone Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: greedy underhanded brunch telephone $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Swashbuckling insecure meetinghouse community account $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: titillating reading party I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: orange irradiated parlor 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49598250) |