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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
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Talented maroon whorehouse national security agency
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Translucent tank
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
charcoal effete twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
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multi-colored alcoholic legend piazza
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
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multi-colored alcoholic legend piazza
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
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multi-colored alcoholic legend piazza
  12/17/25
Incredible
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
boom lives
Drunken Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
charcoal effete twinkling uncleanness
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
citrine bateful state dingle berry
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
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multi-colored alcoholic legend piazza
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
wmtp
Charismatic bull headed stock car community account
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
fragrant roast beef
  12/17/25
Strong contender
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
fragrant roast beef
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
fragrant roast beef
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Passionate copper cruise ship french chef
  12/17/25
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trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
evan39
french pea-brained masturbator
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Talented maroon whorehouse national security agency
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle
  12/17/25
who are you
Drunken Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Drunken Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
french pea-brained masturbator
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
mind-boggling pervert
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle
  12/18/25
whokobe
Drunken Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Passionate copper cruise ship french chef
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Passionate copper cruise ship french chef
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Arousing property
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Drunken Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Arousing property
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Drunken Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Arousing property
  12/17/25
Who is IH
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Arousing property
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
bipolar bawdyhouse organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
wonderful weed whacker
  12/18/25
Stfu
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Aphrodisiac cerise meetinghouse rigpig
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Judgmental sandwich
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
stirring sick reading party immigrant
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
out-of-control coiffed set
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
trip mentally impaired dilemma
  12/18/25
Thanks.
bipolar bawdyhouse organic girlfriend
  12/18/25
Boom
chest-beating electric native
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vivacious jet-lagged business firm boltzmann
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Talented maroon whorehouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Translucent tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: charcoal effete twinkling uncleanness

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: multi-colored alcoholic legend piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: multi-colored alcoholic legend piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: multi-colored alcoholic legend piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Drunken Ticket Booth

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: charcoal effete twinkling uncleanness

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: citrine bateful state dingle berry

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: multi-colored alcoholic legend piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Charismatic bull headed stock car community account

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: fragrant roast beef

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: fragrant roast beef

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: fragrant roast beef

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Passionate copper cruise ship french chef

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: french pea-brained masturbator

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Talented maroon whorehouse national security agency

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Drunken Ticket Booth

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Drunken Ticket Booth

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: french pea-brained masturbator

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling pervert

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Burgundy Gay Wizard Wrinkle

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Drunken Ticket Booth

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Passionate copper cruise ship french chef

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Passionate copper cruise ship french chef

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Arousing property

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Drunken Ticket Booth

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Arousing property

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Drunken Ticket Booth

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Arousing property

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Arousing property

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse organic girlfriend

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: wonderful weed whacker

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cerise meetinghouse rigpig

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Judgmental sandwich

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: stirring sick reading party immigrant

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: out-of-control coiffed set

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired dilemma

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse organic girlfriend

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: chest-beating electric native

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged business firm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2в#49519546)