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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit | 12/16/25 |
| arrogant flushed mexican | 12/16/25 |
| Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit | 12/16/25 |
| arrogant flushed mexican | 12/16/25 |
| Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit | 12/16/25 |
| slate legend sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Amber french set party of the first part | 12/19/25 |
| Blue boistinker | 12/20/25 |
| Orange Knife Idea He Suggested | 12/19/25 |
| Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit | 12/20/25 |
| Orange Knife Idea He Suggested | 12/20/25 |
| Blue boistinker | 12/20/25 |
| bipolar low-t round eye | 12/16/25 |
| Blue boistinker | 12/20/25 |
| bipolar low-t round eye | 12/22/25 |
| Aqua charismatic scourge upon the earth black woman | 12/16/25 |
| Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit | 12/16/25 |
| Aqua charismatic scourge upon the earth black woman | 12/16/25 |
| federal parlour private investor | 12/16/25 |
| Scarlet mad-dog skullcap | 12/19/25 |
| federal parlour private investor | 12/19/25 |
| disrespectful alpha | 12/20/25 |
| house-broken native | 12/16/25 |
| Fear-inspiring Godawful Address | 12/16/25 |
| Blue boistinker | 12/20/25 |
| electric cerise ticket booth | 12/20/25 |
| motley pea-brained trust fund dog poop | 12/16/25 |
| Cheese-eating clown | 12/20/25 |
| motley pea-brained trust fund dog poop | 12/23/25 |
| arrogant flushed mexican | 12/16/25 |
| Blue boistinker | 12/20/25 |
| puce gaming laptop | 12/21/25 |
| arrogant flushed mexican | 12/16/25 |
| electric cerise ticket booth | 12/16/25 |
| motley pea-brained trust fund dog poop | 12/19/25 |
| electric cerise ticket booth | 12/19/25 |
| disturbing degenerate | 12/19/25 |
| Umber indirect expression brethren | 12/19/25 |
| Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit | 12/19/25 |
| Lilac razzmatazz locus | 12/19/25 |
| Lilac razzmatazz locus | 12/19/25 |
| Trip yarmulke | 12/19/25 |
| Umber indirect expression brethren | 12/19/25 |
| bateful unhinged mediation | 12/19/25 |
| bipolar low-t round eye | 12/19/25 |
| slate legend sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Boyish Navy Den Filthpig | 12/22/25 |
| flesh titillating institution love of her life | 12/19/25 |
| internet-worthy university | 12/19/25 |
| Talented drab voyeur | 12/19/25 |
| electric cerise ticket booth | 12/19/25 |
| Talented drab voyeur | 12/19/25 |
| swashbuckling ape indian lodge | 12/20/25 |
| flirting glittery incel factory reset button | 12/19/25 |
| Heady Irate Rigpig Idiot | 12/19/25 |
| Aqua charismatic scourge upon the earth black woman | 12/19/25 |
| razzle-dazzle soggy quadroon | 12/20/25 |
| Stirring orchid blood rage space | 12/19/25 |
| Scarlet mad-dog skullcap | 12/19/25 |
| violent vermilion tank plaza | 12/19/25 |
| Mewling bright principal's office goal in life | 12/20/25 |
| Cerebral Coldplay Fan Property | 12/20/25 |
| electric cerise ticket booth | 12/20/25 |
| Blue boistinker | 12/20/25 |
| razzle-dazzle soggy quadroon | 12/20/25 |
| Twinkling Abusive Spot Dopamine | 12/20/25 |
| smoky mind-boggling potus orchestra pit | 12/20/25 |
| internet-worthy university | 12/20/25 |
| Twinkling Abusive Spot Dopamine | 12/21/25 |
| Lilac razzmatazz locus | 12/20/25 |
| puce gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| Orange Knife Idea He Suggested | 12/21/25 |
| puce gaming laptop | 12/22/25 |
| Orange Knife Idea He Suggested | 12/23/25 |
| puce gaming laptop | 12/23/25 |
| maize therapy gaping | 12/22/25 |
| disrespectful alpha | 12/22/25 |
| disrespectful alpha | 12/23/25 |
| White Arousing Mood Dilemma | 12/22/25 |
| Boyish Navy Den Filthpig | 12/22/25 |
| Offensive Parlor | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: arrogant flushed mexican This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: arrogant flushed mexican My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: slate legend sanctuary Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Amber french set party of the first part It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Blue boistinker Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Orange Knife Idea He Suggested You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Orange Knife Idea He Suggested glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Blue boistinker You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: bipolar low-t round eye $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Blue boistinker Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: bipolar low-t round eye thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Aqua charismatic scourge upon the earth black woman 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Aqua charismatic scourge upon the earth black woman investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: federal parlour private investor $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Scarlet mad-dog skullcap I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: federal parlour private investor good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: disrespectful alpha $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: house-broken native six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Godawful Address 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Blue boistinker Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: electric cerise ticket booth what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: motley pea-brained trust fund dog poop 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Cheese-eating clown me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: motley pea-brained trust fund dog poop It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: arrogant flushed mexican 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Blue boistinker the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: puce gaming laptop Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: arrogant flushed mexican I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: electric cerise ticket booth mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: motley pea-brained trust fund dog poop In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: electric cerise ticket booth yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: disturbing degenerate Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Umber indirect expression brethren 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Thirsty haunting faggot firefighter hissy fit fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Lilac razzmatazz locus A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Lilac razzmatazz locus OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Trip yarmulke A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Umber indirect expression brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: bateful unhinged mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: bipolar low-t round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: slate legend sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Boyish Navy Den Filthpig Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: flesh titillating institution love of her life $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: internet-worthy university can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Talented drab voyeur Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: electric cerise ticket booth nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Talented drab voyeur Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: swashbuckling ape indian lodge You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: flirting glittery incel factory reset button Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Heady Irate Rigpig Idiot Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Aqua charismatic scourge upon the earth black woman damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: razzle-dazzle soggy quadroon Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Stirring orchid blood rage space Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Scarlet mad-dog skullcap 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: violent vermilion tank plaza Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Mewling bright principal's office goal in life 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Cerebral Coldplay Fan Property 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: electric cerise ticket booth 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Blue boistinker Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: razzle-dazzle soggy quadroon 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Twinkling Abusive Spot Dopamine literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: smoky mind-boggling potus orchestra pit I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: internet-worthy university so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Twinkling Abusive Spot Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Lilac razzmatazz locus 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: puce gaming laptop Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Orange Knife Idea He Suggested how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: puce gaming laptop I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Orange Knife Idea He Suggested 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: puce gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: maize therapy gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: disrespectful alpha Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: disrespectful alpha $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: White Arousing Mood Dilemma $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Boyish Navy Den Filthpig I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Offensive Parlor 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49598250) |