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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
beta gunner
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Yellow arousing puppy
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
chocolate den
  08/30/25
...
excitant flickering nibblets
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Rambunctious Cracking Stead Liquid Oxygen
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
navy weed whacker idiot
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
navy weed whacker idiot
  08/31/25
...
Aphrodisiac Blood Rage
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  08/31/25
delusional take
Aphrodisiac Blood Rage
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Flatulent Insane Generalized Bond Public Bath
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
maize maniacal home
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
maize maniacal home
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
maize maniacal home
  09/05/25
...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Big Rehab Depressive
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
maize maniacal home
  09/05/25
...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
maize maniacal home
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Multi-colored Big-titted Whorehouse
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Multi-colored Big-titted Whorehouse
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/05/25
Kenny
maize maniacal home
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/06/25
...
Provocative mischievous university
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/06/25
...
Provocative mischievous university
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
bateful brethren filthpig
  09/07/25
Explain
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
thriller antidepressant drug reading party
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/07/25
...
Flatulent Insane Generalized Bond Public Bath
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
maize maniacal home
  01/18/26
...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
gaped startled jew
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
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  02/01/26
🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Hyperventilating chartreuse internal respiration
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
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  05/17/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: beta gunner

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Yellow arousing puppy

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: chocolate den

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: excitant flickering nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious Cracking Stead Liquid Oxygen

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: navy weed whacker idiot

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: navy weed whacker idiot

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Blood Rage

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Flatulent Insane Generalized Bond Public Bath

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: maize maniacal home

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: maize maniacal home

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: maize maniacal home

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Big Rehab Depressive

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: maize maniacal home

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: maize maniacal home

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Big-titted Whorehouse

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Big-titted Whorehouse

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: maize maniacal home

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Provocative mischievous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Provocative mischievous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: bateful brethren filthpig

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: thriller antidepressant drug reading party

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Flatulent Insane Generalized Bond Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: maize maniacal home

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: gaped startled jew

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Irradiated Cowardly International Law Enforcement Agency

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating chartreuse internal respiration

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready Titillating Wagecucks Ladyboy

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49887699)