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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood | 12/16/25 |
| Nighttime Irradiated Nursing Home | 12/16/25 |
| Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood | 12/16/25 |
| Nighttime Irradiated Nursing Home | 12/16/25 |
| Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood | 12/16/25 |
| Hilarious Azn Site | 12/20/25 |
| Titillating weed whacker | 12/19/25 |
| Glittery Whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| Cocky amber patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood | 12/20/25 |
| Cocky amber patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| Glittery Whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| laughsome twisted halford plaza | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery Whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| laughsome twisted halford plaza | 12/22/25 |
| Electric piazza headpube | 12/16/25 |
| Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood | 12/16/25 |
| Electric piazza headpube | 12/16/25 |
| racy crackhouse hairy legs | 12/16/25 |
| Amethyst hairless school boltzmann | 12/19/25 |
| racy crackhouse hairy legs | 12/19/25 |
| razzmatazz lake bawdyhouse | 12/20/25 |
| slippery idiotic principal's office | 12/16/25 |
| House-broken soul-stirring lodge toaster | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery Whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| arrogant yapping theatre potus | 12/20/25 |
| Wonderful flirting kitty | 12/16/25 |
| hateful multi-colored chapel | 12/20/25 |
| Wonderful flirting kitty | 12/23/25 |
| Nighttime Irradiated Nursing Home | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery Whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| Sinister house | 12/21/25 |
| Nighttime Irradiated Nursing Home | 12/16/25 |
| arrogant yapping theatre potus | 12/16/25 |
| Wonderful flirting kitty | 12/19/25 |
| arrogant yapping theatre potus | 12/19/25 |
| navy hyperactive regret partner | 12/19/25 |
| sickened international law enforcement agency school cafeteria | 12/19/25 |
| Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood | 12/19/25 |
| contagious insane range | 12/19/25 |
| contagious insane range | 12/19/25 |
| Henna Trip Sweet Tailpipe | 12/19/25 |
| sickened international law enforcement agency school cafeteria | 12/19/25 |
| Bisexual charismatic friendly grandma selfie | 12/19/25 |
| laughsome twisted halford plaza | 12/19/25 |
| Hilarious Azn Site | 12/20/25 |
| Crimson Toilet Seat | 12/22/25 |
| Heady orange pisswyrm community account | 12/19/25 |
| very tactful smoky mad-dog skullcap | 12/19/25 |
| honey-headed travel guidebook psychic | 12/19/25 |
| arrogant yapping theatre potus | 12/19/25 |
| honey-headed travel guidebook psychic | 12/19/25 |
| big-titted frisky pozpig | 12/20/25 |
| Arousing Idiot Lay | 12/19/25 |
| Passionate internet-worthy stage | 12/19/25 |
| Electric piazza headpube | 12/19/25 |
| self-absorbed poppy karate box office | 12/20/25 |
| dashing zippy goyim | 12/19/25 |
| Amethyst hairless school boltzmann | 12/19/25 |
| Stimulating Ultramarine Address Round Eye | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle cruel-hearted useless brakes fanboi | 12/20/25 |
| fear-inspiring big half-breed | 12/20/25 |
| arrogant yapping theatre potus | 12/20/25 |
| Glittery Whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| self-absorbed poppy karate box office | 12/20/25 |
| Beta stirring state love of her life | 12/20/25 |
| Unholy Zombie-like Institution | 12/20/25 |
| very tactful smoky mad-dog skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Beta stirring state love of her life | 12/21/25 |
| contagious insane range | 12/20/25 |
| Sinister house | 12/20/25 |
| Cocky amber patrolman | 12/21/25 |
| Sinister house | 12/22/25 |
| Cocky amber patrolman | 12/23/25 |
| Sinister house | 12/23/25 |
| godawful translucent juggernaut depressive | 12/22/25 |
| razzmatazz lake bawdyhouse | 12/22/25 |
| razzmatazz lake bawdyhouse | 12/23/25 |
| exhilarant apoplectic pervert | 12/22/25 |
| Crimson Toilet Seat | 12/22/25 |
| Brilliant Bat-shit-crazy Striped Hyena Tanning Salon | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Nighttime Irradiated Nursing Home This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Nighttime Irradiated Nursing Home My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Hilarious Azn Site Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Titillating weed whacker It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Glittery Whorehouse Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Cocky amber patrolman You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Cocky amber patrolman glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Glittery Whorehouse You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: laughsome twisted halford plaza $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Glittery Whorehouse Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: laughsome twisted halford plaza thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Electric piazza headpube 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Electric piazza headpube investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: racy crackhouse hairy legs $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Amethyst hairless school boltzmann I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: racy crackhouse hairy legs good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: razzmatazz lake bawdyhouse $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: slippery idiotic principal's office six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: House-broken soul-stirring lodge toaster 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Glittery Whorehouse Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: arrogant yapping theatre potus what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Wonderful flirting kitty 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: hateful multi-colored chapel me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Wonderful flirting kitty It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Nighttime Irradiated Nursing Home 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Glittery Whorehouse the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Sinister house Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Nighttime Irradiated Nursing Home I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: arrogant yapping theatre potus mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Wonderful flirting kitty In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: arrogant yapping theatre potus yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: navy hyperactive regret partner Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: sickened international law enforcement agency school cafeteria 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Ungodly mind-boggling stage mood fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: contagious insane range A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: contagious insane range OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Henna Trip Sweet Tailpipe A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: sickened international law enforcement agency school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic friendly grandma selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: laughsome twisted halford plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Hilarious Azn Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Crimson Toilet Seat Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Heady orange pisswyrm community account $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: very tactful smoky mad-dog skullcap can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: honey-headed travel guidebook psychic Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: arrogant yapping theatre potus nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: honey-headed travel guidebook psychic Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: big-titted frisky pozpig You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Arousing Idiot Lay Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Passionate internet-worthy stage Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Electric piazza headpube damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: self-absorbed poppy karate box office Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: dashing zippy goyim Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Amethyst hairless school boltzmann 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Stimulating Ultramarine Address Round Eye Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle cruel-hearted useless brakes fanboi 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: fear-inspiring big half-breed 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: arrogant yapping theatre potus 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Glittery Whorehouse Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: self-absorbed poppy karate box office 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Beta stirring state love of her life literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Unholy Zombie-like Institution I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: very tactful smoky mad-dog skullcap so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Beta stirring state love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: contagious insane range 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Sinister house Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Cocky amber patrolman how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Sinister house I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Cocky amber patrolman 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Sinister house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: godawful translucent juggernaut depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: razzmatazz lake bawdyhouse Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: razzmatazz lake bawdyhouse $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: exhilarant apoplectic pervert $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Crimson Toilet Seat I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Brilliant Bat-shit-crazy Striped Hyena Tanning Salon 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49598250) |