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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| brass hall therapy | 12/16/25 |
| boyish thirsty stage | 12/16/25 |
| brass hall therapy | 12/16/25 |
| boyish thirsty stage | 12/16/25 |
| brass hall therapy | 12/16/25 |
| dark flatulent new version | 12/20/25 |
| awkward puppy | 12/19/25 |
| Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| hairraiser sooty stead cuck | 12/19/25 |
| brass hall therapy | 12/20/25 |
| hairraiser sooty stead cuck | 12/20/25 |
| Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| yapping aphrodisiac resort dopamine | 12/16/25 |
| Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| yapping aphrodisiac resort dopamine | 12/22/25 |
| Cordovan haunting fanboi | 12/16/25 |
| brass hall therapy | 12/16/25 |
| Cordovan haunting fanboi | 12/16/25 |
| Chrome insane filthpig | 12/16/25 |
| effete locus | 12/19/25 |
| Chrome insane filthpig | 12/19/25 |
| black national | 12/20/25 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Transparent Dingle Berry Piazza | 12/16/25 |
| Titillating Principal's Office Ratface | 12/16/25 |
| Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting | 12/20/25 |
| Pearly Diverse Trailer Park Nibblets | 12/16/25 |
| adulterous kitchen shitlib | 12/20/25 |
| Pearly Diverse Trailer Park Nibblets | 12/23/25 |
| boyish thirsty stage | 12/16/25 |
| Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| arrogant meetinghouse | 12/21/25 |
| boyish thirsty stage | 12/16/25 |
| Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting | 12/16/25 |
| Pearly Diverse Trailer Park Nibblets | 12/19/25 |
| Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting | 12/19/25 |
| Up-to-no-good plum bawdyhouse | 12/19/25 |
| milky talking pozpig | 12/19/25 |
| brass hall therapy | 12/19/25 |
| confused big theatre potus | 12/19/25 |
| confused big theatre potus | 12/19/25 |
| Smoky gaped school | 12/19/25 |
| milky talking pozpig | 12/19/25 |
| histrionic feces gas station | 12/19/25 |
| yapping aphrodisiac resort dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| dark flatulent new version | 12/20/25 |
| sienna brunch | 12/22/25 |
| contagious glassy theater stage | 12/19/25 |
| Motley aquamarine home | 12/19/25 |
| Vibrant Ticket Booth | 12/19/25 |
| Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting | 12/19/25 |
| Vibrant Ticket Booth | 12/19/25 |
| Hyperventilating impertinent deer antler | 12/20/25 |
| stimulating theater | 12/19/25 |
| brindle alcoholic headpube psychic | 12/19/25 |
| Cordovan haunting fanboi | 12/19/25 |
| crimson goal in life | 12/20/25 |
| shaky personal credit line | 12/19/25 |
| effete locus | 12/19/25 |
| Startled Pisswyrm | 12/19/25 |
| bonkers hospital marketing idea | 12/20/25 |
| 180 native codepig | 12/20/25 |
| Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting | 12/20/25 |
| Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| crimson goal in life | 12/20/25 |
| Naked Ocher Cumskin Shrine | 12/20/25 |
| Bespoke Cruise Ship Halford | 12/20/25 |
| Motley aquamarine home | 12/20/25 |
| Naked Ocher Cumskin Shrine | 12/21/25 |
| confused big theatre potus | 12/20/25 |
| arrogant meetinghouse | 12/20/25 |
| hairraiser sooty stead cuck | 12/21/25 |
| arrogant meetinghouse | 12/22/25 |
| hairraiser sooty stead cuck | 12/23/25 |
| arrogant meetinghouse | 12/23/25 |
| Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button trump supporter | 12/22/25 |
| black national | 12/22/25 |
| black national | 12/23/25 |
| flushed volcanic crater laser beams | 12/22/25 |
| sienna brunch | 12/22/25 |
| Fragrant very tactful ceo idea he suggested | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: brass hall therapy 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: boyish thirsty stage This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: brass hall therapy lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: boyish thirsty stage My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: brass hall therapy You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: dark flatulent new version Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: awkward puppy It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: hairraiser sooty stead cuck You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: brass hall therapy brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: hairraiser sooty stead cuck glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: yapping aphrodisiac resort dopamine $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: yapping aphrodisiac resort dopamine thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Cordovan haunting fanboi 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: brass hall therapy ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Cordovan haunting fanboi investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Chrome insane filthpig $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: effete locus I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Chrome insane filthpig good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: black national $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Transparent Dingle Berry Piazza six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Titillating Principal's Office Ratface 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Pearly Diverse Trailer Park Nibblets 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: adulterous kitchen shitlib me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Pearly Diverse Trailer Park Nibblets It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: boyish thirsty stage 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: arrogant meetinghouse Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: boyish thirsty stage I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Pearly Diverse Trailer Park Nibblets In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Up-to-no-good plum bawdyhouse Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: milky talking pozpig 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: brass hall therapy fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: confused big theatre potus A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: confused big theatre potus OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Smoky gaped school A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: milky talking pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: histrionic feces gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: yapping aphrodisiac resort dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: dark flatulent new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: sienna brunch Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: contagious glassy theater stage $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Motley aquamarine home can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Vibrant Ticket Booth Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Vibrant Ticket Booth Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Hyperventilating impertinent deer antler You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: stimulating theater Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: brindle alcoholic headpube psychic Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Cordovan haunting fanboi damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: crimson goal in life Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: shaky personal credit line Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: effete locus 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Startled Pisswyrm Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: bonkers hospital marketing idea 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: 180 native codepig 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Electric gold public bath famous landscape painting 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Sinister kink-friendly step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: crimson goal in life 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Naked Ocher Cumskin Shrine literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Bespoke Cruise Ship Halford I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Motley aquamarine home so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Naked Ocher Cumskin Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: confused big theatre potus 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: arrogant meetinghouse Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: hairraiser sooty stead cuck how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: arrogant meetinghouse I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: hairraiser sooty stead cuck 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: arrogant meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone factory reset button trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: black national Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: black national $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: flushed volcanic crater laser beams $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: sienna brunch I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Fragrant very tactful ceo idea he suggested 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49598250) |