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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Adventurous metal lay
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
godawful nofapping coffee pot school
  04/24/26
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Bonkers Irate Sweet Tailpipe Selfie
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Wonderful Crackhouse
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
High-end Drab Forum
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
peach lodge crotch
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
High-end Drab Forum
  04/24/26
Link?
peach lodge crotch
  04/24/26
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif
Adventurous metal lay
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
sick amber hell
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Jade Garrison
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
sick amber hell
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
Chestnut slap-happy heaven
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Cobalt Dingle Berry
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Irradiated plaza
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
exciting garnet gas station multi-billionaire
  04/24/26
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Mauve ladyboy fat ankles
  04/24/26
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Cracking ape
  04/24/26
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Mauve ladyboy fat ankles
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Jade Garrison
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Wonderful Crackhouse
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Adventurous metal lay

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: godawful nofapping coffee pot school

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Bonkers Irate Sweet Tailpipe Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Wonderful Crackhouse

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: High-end Drab Forum

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: peach lodge crotch

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: High-end Drab Forum

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: peach lodge crotch

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Adventurous metal lay

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: sick amber hell

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Jade Garrison

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: sick amber hell

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Chestnut slap-happy heaven

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Cobalt Dingle Berry

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: exciting garnet gas station multi-billionaire

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Mauve ladyboy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Cracking ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Mauve ladyboy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Jade Garrison

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Wonderful Crackhouse

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839738)