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I'd argue that 90% of sist... insecure puppy   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ... insecure puppy   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) Disgusting University Volcanic Crater   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin... mauve vibrant goal in life forum   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 And 10/10 xo women cobalt hunting ground abode   10/10/14 Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 Titcr Occam's razor bro cobalt hunting ground abode   10/09/14 It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery mustard turdskin   10/09/14 ... sable mind-boggling home   10/11/14 you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ... Tan Sound Barrier   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m... Tan Sound Barrier   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/09/14 ... Tan Sound Barrier   10/09/14 message back "well, at least one of us is hard." lascivious talking base faggotry   10/09/14 UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro... seedy private investor   10/09/14 lol Aqua odious church dragon   10/09/14 180 Curious erotic mexican   10/09/14 lmao Mischievous piazza   10/09/14 tyft beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/09/14 Lol mustard turdskin   10/09/14 ... Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen   10/09/14 This is good. effete opaque address love of her life   10/09/14 180 billion Disgusting University Volcanic Crater   10/09/14 well. fucking. played. jet foreskin electric furnace   10/09/14 very well executed, flame or not Balding Fighting Locale Ceo   10/09/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/09/14 180 this is great Copper Locus Philosopher-king   10/10/14 ... nubile exciting trust fund   10/11/14 The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&... Cocky lavender telephone parlor   10/09/14 yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP henna selfie   10/09/14 Stfu we need this, badly. cobalt hunting ground abode   10/09/14 (no fun guy) hairraiser therapy   10/09/14 ... Puce property feces   06/05/18 (Guy who needs to STFU) sickened cheese-eating station   10/09/14 Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/09/14 UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te... seedy private investor   10/09/14 LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant... Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 ... sickened cheese-eating station   10/09/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 ... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/09/14 oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? Amethyst soul-stirring depressive   10/09/14 brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up... Bat shit crazy boltzmann   10/09/14 u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and... Massive queen of the night pistol   10/09/14 I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. effete opaque address love of her life   10/09/14 titcr sickened cheese-eating station   10/09/14 ... effete opaque address love of her life   10/09/14 why is she nervous? beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/09/14 Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. Aqua odious church dragon   10/09/14 ... nubile exciting trust fund   10/11/14 EDM sluts too YNY.. Tan Sound Barrier   10/09/14 this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide... nighttime roommate chapel   10/09/14 get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t... Angry crimson new version   10/10/14 Looks like a double date to me. Rusted electric regret background story   10/11/21 The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?... seedy private investor   10/09/14 Easy neg, just say she's your sister. Aqua odious church dragon   10/09/14 Post a pic of sis Dashing menage   10/09/14 fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/09/14 nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi... Amethyst soul-stirring depressive   10/09/14 yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/09/14 MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. effete opaque address love of her life   10/09/14 "MUCH more likely" tyft aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/11/14 well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ... Amethyst soul-stirring depressive   10/09/14 nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on... aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/11/14 box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not... self-absorbed cruise ship partner   10/09/14 underrated suggestion Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre... rough-skinned heaven water buffalo   10/09/14 This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. Fantasy-prone Alpha Wrinkle   10/09/14 There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too... Tan Sound Barrier   10/09/14 DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA... Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop   10/09/14 i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that... Tan Sound Barrier   10/09/14 ... mauve vibrant goal in life forum   10/10/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 ... sickened cheese-eating station   10/09/14 I've literally never been more excited in my life. cobalt hunting ground abode   10/09/14 ... fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/09/14 ... Razzmatazz Native Shitlib   10/12/14 1800000000 black boiling water   10/09/14 I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. Curious erotic mexican   10/09/14 life is hard as shit they should fuck fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/09/14 I really like this as just a general motto. Aqua odious church dragon   10/09/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/10/14 You need to fuck her right in the pussy. Curious erotic mexican   10/09/14 Loling hard effete opaque address love of her life   10/09/14 Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread sable mind-boggling home   10/11/14 can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding... 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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! sickened cheese-eating station   10/09/14 WTF NOOOOOO Hateful internal respiration stage   10/10/14 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again Costumed community account whorehouse   10/10/14 fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! sable mind-boggling home   10/11/14 Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall Aqua odious church dragon   10/09/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/09/14 multiple lols from reading this thread Balding Fighting Locale Ceo   10/09/14 discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ... Massive queen of the night pistol   10/09/14 ... Massive queen of the night pistol   10/10/14 ... Disgusting University Volcanic Crater   10/09/14 i could see it Curious erotic mexican   10/09/14 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP titillating anal ladyboy coffee pot   10/09/14 BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/09/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/09/14 *ZOZO Glassy bonkers pozpig   06/27/16 ... Spectacular idea he suggested nowag   10/09/14 OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. Tan Sound Barrier   10/09/14 The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive greedy hominid school   10/10/14 gunna need to see that pic again Lemon gaped field karate   10/10/14 WTF? Mischievous piazza   10/10/14 UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an... seedy private investor   10/10/14 listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ... Mischievous piazza   10/10/14 ... Curious erotic mexican   10/10/14 120 black boiling water   10/10/14 post the pic again Costumed community account whorehouse   10/10/14 ... effete opaque address love of her life   10/10/14 Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin... mustard turdskin   10/10/14 ... Tan Sound Barrier   10/10/14 Do it for yourself, do it for each other. cobalt hunting ground abode   10/10/14 Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu... 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She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he... appetizing awkward school cafeteria immigrant   10/10/14 This can be their Columbus Day thing. pungent vigorous national   10/10/14 she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she... thirsty toilet seat   10/10/14 she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him... magenta friendly grandma   10/10/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/10/14 why would u go to jail bro beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/10/14 even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. drunken racy kitchen   10/10/14 She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,... Aqua odious church dragon   10/10/14 wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/10/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/10/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/10/14 it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj... contagious ungodly crackhouse mediation   10/11/14 UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom... seedy private investor   10/11/14 *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning... Fragrant sandwich spot   10/11/14 Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. 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Comical violent resort   10/11/14 oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. boyish codepig gas station   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 agreed, best thread of 2014 already Trip gay lodge police squad   10/11/14 Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi... floppy coldplay fan   10/11/14 Creampie pics thirsty toilet seat   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position Trip gay lodge police squad   10/11/14 ... Massive queen of the night pistol   10/11/14 ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful Dashing menage   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... bisexual corner   11/21/15 ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... Stubborn Histrionic Tank Orchestra Pit   10/11/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/11/14 ... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 lmfao Offensive plaza   10/11/14 amazing green misunderstood location   10/11/14 Holy shit, can't stop LOLing effete opaque address love of her life   10/11/14 180 Aqua odious church dragon   10/11/14 ... mauve vibrant goal in life forum   10/11/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/11/14 OH GOD, OH- cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu... Supple emerald kitty cat business firm   10/11/14 Not the point you turd Comical violent resort   10/11/14 FUCKING DOOBS floppy coldplay fan   10/11/14 nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 Seriously. mustard turdskin   10/11/14 did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you... boyish codepig gas station   10/11/14 ... Passionate round eye pervert   10/11/14 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. stimulating ivory affirmative action range   10/11/14 long overdue 180 to this one Impertinent french chef   03/28/16 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ... razzle irate parlour   10/11/14 ... bright pocket flask   10/11/14 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 plz poast Tantric Brethren   10/11/14 must need fap soon. bright pocket flask   10/11/14 co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS sable mind-boggling home   10/11/14 Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle... galvanic institution   10/11/14 somebody pls respond Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 For the love of god effete opaque address love of her life   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 lol the loving detail that went into this description, man jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 you're a good dood Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea... seedy private investor   10/11/14 good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast Dashing menage   10/11/14 180 this thread is delivering. Well-lubricated lilac travel guidebook degenerate   10/11/14 I BELIEVE Marvelous painfully honest stag film stock car   10/11/14 describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i... Massive queen of the night pistol   10/11/14 plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again sable mind-boggling home   10/11/14 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin... cobalt hunting ground abode   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL effete opaque address love of her life   10/11/14 FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY Stubborn Histrionic Tank Orchestra Pit   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 lol 180 jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand... galvanic institution   10/11/14 (NOT a Lannister fan) mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... beta turquoise den   10/11/14 poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity cobalt hunting ground abode   10/11/14 please delete. Let him write the story. Infuriating dun church building yarmulke   10/11/14 lol at people ITT believing the OP well done chartreuse territorial theater stage   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 never claimed to be a flame scholar chartreuse territorial theater stage   10/11/14 uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 adulterous tattoo dopamine   10/11/14 this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla... rose multi-colored tanning salon   10/11/14 (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation... cobalt hunting ground abode   10/11/14 (evan39) black boiling water   10/11/14 you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X... thirsty toilet seat   10/11/14 it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa... rose multi-colored tanning salon   10/11/14 http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg adventurous sanctuary   10/11/14 keeping it real Infuriating dun church building yarmulke   10/11/14 ... sable mind-boggling home   10/11/14 cr yapping deranged hairy legs   10/11/14 Amen. indigo deep deer antler   10/11/14 lol cr Arousing fuchsia genital piercing international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 ... aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/11/14 ... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/11/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 i can't see how this could end badly Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 it's fucking awesome fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/11/14 it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th... Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap... thirsty toilet seat   10/11/14 this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure... Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 what makes you an expert on consensual incest? thirsty toilet seat   10/11/14 i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee... Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ... fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/11/14 180 Crystalline insane space   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... dead theater incel   10/11/14 ... fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! galvanic institution   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... Up-to-no-good light office   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... effete opaque address love of her life   10/11/14 ... cobalt hunting ground abode   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... black boiling water   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... Massive queen of the night pistol   10/11/14 lol Swashbuckling soggy hospital   10/11/14 underrated Amethyst soul-stirring depressive   10/11/14 ... Arrogant magical principal's office   10/12/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters nighttime roommate chapel   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... effete opaque address love of her life   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... nighttime roommate chapel   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight nighttime roommate chapel   10/11/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 lol nudist bateful step-uncle's house   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology Spectacular idea he suggested nowag   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? ruby big stain casino   10/11/14 ... Frum house   10/11/14 180 Well-lubricated lilac travel guidebook degenerate   10/11/14 180 adulterous tattoo dopamine   10/11/14 180 jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 ... aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... diverse personal credit line   10/11/14 ... glittery amber cuckold temple   10/11/14 that was a good thread jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. Poppy theatre   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... seedy private investor   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. galvanic institution   10/11/14 ... Curious erotic mexican   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 180 Well-lubricated lilac travel guidebook degenerate   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... galvanic institution   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... galvanic institution   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... self-absorbed cruise ship partner   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone cobalt hunting ground abode   10/11/14 ... Dashing menage   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 Go on... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 ... self-absorbed cruise ship partner   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight Dashing menage   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... House-broken Market Bbw   10/11/14 ... Dashing menage   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. mustard turdskin   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes   10/11/14 Yessir. House-broken Market Bbw   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... Massive queen of the night pistol   10/11/14 ... Passionate round eye pervert   10/11/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. Twinkling Underhanded Half-breed Dysfunction   10/12/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 ... Arrogant magical principal's office   10/12/14 ... cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 lol incestmos drab unholy meetinghouse knife   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread cowardly saffron library jew   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? adulterous tattoo dopamine   10/11/14 ... Embarrassed to the bone carmine site really tough guy   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic Scarlet Mental Disorder Macaca   10/11/14 ... Embarrassed to the bone carmine site really tough guy   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 ... Curious erotic mexican   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 God fucking dammit Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! Comical violent resort   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... drab unholy meetinghouse knife   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... seedy private investor   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... self-absorbed cruise ship partner   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... cobalt hunting ground abode   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... Bat shit crazy boltzmann   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box startling primrose set becky   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... razzle irate parlour   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... razzle irate parlour   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... seedy private investor   10/11/14 in on epic thread talented fortuitous meteor   10/11/14 ... Costumed community account whorehouse   10/11/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/11/14 Oh my Dashing menage   10/11/14 omg excitant filthpig party of the first part   10/11/14 ... pearly overrated   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. galvanic institution   10/11/14 BAW GAWD Dashing menage   10/11/14 ... pungent vigorous national   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space mustard turdskin   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on Aqua odious church dragon   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright excitant filthpig party of the first part   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 sapphire blathering generalized bond   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER cyan   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... magenta friendly grandma   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... talented fortuitous meteor   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... demanding kitty   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... Fragrant sandwich spot   10/11/14 ... nighttime roommate chapel   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... Razzmatazz Native Shitlib   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. appetizing awkward school cafeteria immigrant   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there... cerise very tactful laser beams   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. shivering pontificating faggot firefighter garrison   10/11/14 wtf Aquamarine thriller   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... Walnut tripping   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... Fragrant sandwich spot   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... Walnut tripping   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... ruby big stain casino   10/11/14 ... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... magenta friendly grandma   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? irradiated toaster   10/11/14 That's what I thought Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? Fragrant sandwich spot   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... sapphire blathering generalized bond   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes   10/11/14 ... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... self-absorbed cruise ship partner   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... sapphire blathering generalized bond   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... ruby big stain casino   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. mustard turdskin   10/11/14 ... jet foreskin electric furnace   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... bull headed   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast striped hyena wagecucks   11/21/15 ... House-broken Market Bbw   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 gtfo sable mind-boggling home   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... yellow   10/11/14 Holy shit Comical violent resort   10/11/14 ? Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop   10/11/14 ... skinny woman   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... apoplectic sex offender   10/11/14 i think it is :( black boiling water   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... apoplectic sex offender   10/11/14 good self deprecation excitant filthpig party of the first part   10/11/14 ... skinny woman   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU claret mad-dog skullcap   10/11/14 lol jet foreskin electric furnace   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/12/14 180 ocher reading party   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... seedy private investor   10/11/14 120 charcoal aphrodisiac cuckoldry   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... Dashing menage   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/11/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/11/14 what song is playing? aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u cobalt hunting ground abode   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... persian   10/12/14 ... floppy coldplay fan   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this Balding Fighting Locale Ceo   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/12/14 ... razzle irate parlour   12/06/14 ... floppy coldplay fan   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... kink-friendly legend   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... Black Woman Weed Whacker   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit seedy private investor   10/12/14 Well!? Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen   10/12/14 ... floppy coldplay fan   10/12/14 plz respond fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... big-titted headpube box office   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. Passionate round eye pervert   10/12/14 Well? appetizing awkward school cafeteria immigrant   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ... salmon gunner   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop   10/12/14 180000000 Well-lubricated lilac travel guidebook degenerate   10/12/14 ?? Mischievous piazza   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? pungent vigorous national   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... slap-happy legal warrant   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... Aqua odious church dragon   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 K, ty. Aqua odious church dragon   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. Aqua odious church dragon   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... seedy private investor   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark sable mind-boggling home   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? mustard turdskin   10/12/14 ... Dashing menage   10/12/14 ... demanding kitty   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... House-broken Market Bbw   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia Infuriating dun church building yarmulke   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... Balding Fighting Locale Ceo   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! Up-to-no-good light office   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 black boiling water   10/12/14 please continue Arrogant magical principal's office   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... fear-inspiring shrine patrolman   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... House-broken Market Bbw   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro Maniacal famous landscape painting   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) mustard turdskin   10/12/14 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... thirsty toilet seat   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... Flatulent messiness   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... seedy private investor   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) Flatulent messiness   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... seedy private investor   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! Trip gay lodge police squad   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore Maniacal famous landscape painting   10/12/14 ty Massive queen of the night pistol   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... Maniacal famous landscape painting   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing Flatulent messiness   10/12/14 And scene. aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/12/14 nigger Massive queen of the night pistol   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened Flatulent messiness   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 ... chartreuse territorial theater stage   10/12/14 ... aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 ... Fragrant sandwich spot   10/12/14 real update, plz? Up-to-no-good light office   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... Alcoholic marketing idea   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 Post 600! mustard turdskin   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? indecent honey-headed athletic conference   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho Aquamarine thriller   10/12/14 You don't? cerebral mewling organic girlfriend   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... seedy private investor   10/12/14 ... House-broken Market Bbw   10/12/14 wtf beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... nighttime roommate chapel   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me nighttime roommate chapel   10/12/14 ... persian   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... Supple emerald kitty cat business firm   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... nighttime roommate chapel   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... sapphire blathering generalized bond   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... nighttime roommate chapel   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere Supple emerald kitty cat business firm   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying thirsty toilet seat   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... Curious erotic mexican   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... Angry crimson new version   10/12/14 ... Poppy theatre   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister rough-skinned heaven water buffalo   10/12/14 did u fuck or not Massive queen of the night pistol   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/12/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... bull headed   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... cerise very tactful laser beams   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... galvanic institution   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... Maniacal famous landscape painting   10/12/14 ... striped hyena wagecucks   11/21/15 ... Chestnut Duck-like Multi-billionaire   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... Spectacular idea he suggested nowag   10/12/14 This is a great guess. pungent vigorous national   10/13/14 180, ty. Aqua odious church dragon   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... wild elastic band   10/12/14 180 gay wizard   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well brindle shaky clown cuck   10/31/16 ... striped hyena wagecucks   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... buff antidepressant drug   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... psychic   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... glittery amber cuckold temple   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... sapphire blathering generalized bond   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... Angry crimson new version   10/12/14 titc analysis frisky violent state indirect expression   10/18/14 ... striped hyena wagecucks   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... appetizing awkward school cafeteria immigrant   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... sable mind-boggling home   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... Razzmatazz Native Shitlib   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... ruby big stain casino   10/13/14 ? Razzmatazz Native Shitlib   10/13/14 ... mustard turdskin   10/27/14 ... Maniacal famous landscape painting   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... cobalt hunting ground abode   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... magenta friendly grandma   12/06/14 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   04/07/15 ... glittery amber cuckold temple   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... Sticky Hot Juggernaut   04/22/15 ... Mischievous piazza   05/17/15 ... Flesh jewess   06/04/15 Not flame. cobalt hunting ground abode   08/18/15 update? transparent lettuce   10/06/15 ... rebellious cumskin   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? Maniacal famous landscape painting   10/11/15 ... excitant filthpig party of the first part   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. Chad   10/12/15 bump Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! splenetic digit ratio double fault   11/25/15 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras beady-eyed learning disabled associate   12/27/15 ... Flesh jewess   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era fishy   03/10/16 ... Puce property feces   03/28/16 ... Chrome twinkling uncleanness   06/27/16 PotY 2014 iridescent factory reset button giraffe   06/27/16 ... Razzmatazz Native Shitlib   08/21/16 ... crawly halford fanboi   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   08/22/16 ... avocado milk sweet tailpipe   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck sienna   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long.   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... sienna   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... avocado milk sweet tailpipe   09/13/16 ... cowardly saffron library jew   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? avocado milk sweet tailpipe   09/13/16 Game of "" trump supporter   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? avocado milk sweet tailpipe   09/13/16 ... Umber Old Irish Cottage   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp crawly halford fanboi   09/13/16 ... rebellious cumskin   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... hyperventilating vivacious center rigpig   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? Angry crimson new version   10/31/16 :-) jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread beady-eyed learning disabled associate   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... milky nibblets   10/31/16 ... striped hyena wagecucks   10/09/18 ... Poppy theatre   11/21/16 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   01/10/17 ... gold place of business   02/04/17 ... Poppy theatre   02/04/17 ... jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen ebony rigor   02/04/17 ... jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap   02/04/17 ... jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap   02/04/17 ... milky nibblets   02/05/17 ... jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap   02/08/17 ... Hilarious Spruce Circlehead   06/28/17 ... smoky people who are hurt   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In... Canary dingle berry   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today hissy fit   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty ebony rigor   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP drab unholy meetinghouse knife   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. Abnormal Blue Azn   12/18/17 ... cruel-hearted hideous   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much clear   01/06/18 ... Umber Old Irish Cottage   02/06/18 ... green misunderstood location   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump milky nibblets   10/06/18 4 year bump Canary dingle berry   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! Disrespectful quadroon   10/09/18 ... Self-centered Doctorate Roast Beef   10/17/18 ...   05/19/19 ... Narrow-minded Mother Dilemma   05/19/19 ... sapphire blathering generalized bond   10/14/19 ... beady-eyed learning disabled associate   05/05/20 ... Onyx Aggressive   06/28/20 ... Idiotic corn cake ratface   06/29/20 ... sapphire blathering generalized bond   07/10/20 ... heady chocolate gaping   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too Navy alcoholic mad cow disease   10/10/20 where are we on this? Wine mood   10/10/20 TITCR   02/17/21 ... Disrespectful quadroon   10/08/21 ... Domesticated Scourge Upon The Earth   02/17/21 ... sapphire blathering generalized bond   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... Rusted electric regret background story   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... carnelian newt   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... carnelian newt   10/11/21 ... Disrespectful quadroon   10/07/22 ... outnumbered   12/02/21 ...   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day pea-brained ape   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old sienna   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! mint   10/10/22 ... outnumbered   10/10/22 ... azure goyim pisswyrm   10/13/25 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ... outnumbered   11/23/22 ... Bat shit crazy boltzmann   05/06/23 ... Silver   05/06/23 Time flies   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... Chad   05/06/23 ...   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... pea-brained ape   10/09/23 ... Chrome twinkling uncleanness   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... swollen   10/09/23 ... milky nibblets   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI grizzly   10/20/23 ... milky nibblets   10/20/23 ... jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME   10/20/23 ... outnumbered   10/20/23 ... Disrespectful quadroon   10/20/23 ...   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today translucent   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ seedy private investor   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread Bat shit crazy boltzmann   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ Chestnut Duck-like Multi-billionaire   10/06/25 This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus... carnelian newt   10/13/25 ... Low-t senate   12/23/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: seedy private investor before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. 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EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: seedy private investor yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Slimy at-the-ready candlestick maker nursing home lolol. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500280) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: Doobsian point 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26486887) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: Disgusting University Volcanic Crater if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487106) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican cr. swiping overrides biology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487109) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487131) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: pungent vigorous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489327) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: insecure puppy Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: insecure puppy Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487163) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487266) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Disgusting University Volcanic Crater 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487243) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487272) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487283) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: mauve vibrant goal in life forum honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487406) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487705) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode And 10/10 xo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26492431) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM Author: mustard turdskin Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487120) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode Titcr Occam's razor bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487127) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: mustard turdskin It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487139) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: sable mind-boggling home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497517) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Tan Sound Barrier you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487137) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487145) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Tan Sound Barrier exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487167) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487204) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487226) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM Author: Tan Sound Barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487257) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: lascivious talking base faggotry message back "well, at least one of us is hard." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: seedy private investor UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487321) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Aqua odious church dragon lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487332) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487334) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Mischievous piazza lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487379) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: mustard turdskin Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487397) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487709) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487762) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Disgusting University Volcanic Crater 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487767) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace well. fucking. played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488450) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Balding Fighting Locale Ceo very well executed, flame or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488987) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM Author: pungent vigorous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489326) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Copper Locus Philosopher-king 180 this is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26495347) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: nubile exciting trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Cocky lavender telephone parlor The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: henna selfie yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: hairraiser therapy (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: Puce property feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: sickened cheese-eating station (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: seedy private investor UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: sickened cheese-eating station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Amethyst soul-stirring depressive oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: Massive queen of the night pistol u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: sickened cheese-eating station titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Aqua odious church dragon Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: nubile exciting trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Tan Sound Barrier EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: nighttime roommate chapel this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: Angry crimson new version get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: Rusted electric regret background story Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: seedy private investor The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: Aqua odious church dragon Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Dashing menage Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Amethyst soul-stirring depressive nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: mustard turdskin MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Amethyst soul-stirring depressive well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship partner box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: Up-to-no-good light office underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: rough-skinned heaven water buffalo selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Alpha Wrinkle This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: mustard turdskin There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Tan Sound Barrier ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488399) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488412) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: Tan Sound Barrier i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488426) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM Author: mauve vibrant goal in life forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26491274) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488475) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: sickened cheese-eating station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489555) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode I've literally never been more excited in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488502) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: fear-inspiring shrine patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488552) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM Author: Razzmatazz Native Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502997) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: black boiling water 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488541) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: fear-inspiring shrine patrolman life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Aqua odious church dragon I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: pungent vigorous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: mustard turdskin Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: sable mind-boggling home homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Submissive keepsake machete pit can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: rough-skinned heaven water buffalo there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: seedy private investor UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: seedy private investor fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: Massive queen of the night pistol i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Tan Sound Barrier god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: thirsty toilet seat unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: sickened cheese-eating station *unzips pants* RICO! 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Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Mischievous piazza listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: Curious erotic mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: black boiling water 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: Costumed community account whorehouse post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: mustard turdskin Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: Tan Sound Barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Dashing menage Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. 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When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Angry crimson new version your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Slimy at-the-ready candlestick maker nursing home This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: pungent vigorous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: drunken racy kitchen even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. 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But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Comical violent resort Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: floppy coldplay fan FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: mustard turdskin Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: boyish codepig gas station did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: Passionate round eye pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: stimulating ivory affirmative action range 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: Impertinent french chef long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: razzle irate parlour fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: bright pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: Tantric Brethren plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: bright pocket flask must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: sable mind-boggling home co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: mustard turdskin Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: galvanic institution short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: Up-to-no-good light office somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: Up-to-no-good light office you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: seedy private investor I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: Dashing menage good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: Well-lubricated lilac travel guidebook degenerate 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Marvelous painfully honest stag film stock car I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: Massive queen of the night pistol describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: sable mind-boggling home plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Stubborn Histrionic Tank Orchestra Pit FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: galvanic institution OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: mustard turdskin (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: beta turquoise den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: Infuriating dun church building yarmulke please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: chartreuse territorial theater stage lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: chartreuse territorial theater stage never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: adulterous tattoo dopamine uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: rose multi-colored tanning salon this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: black boiling water (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: thirsty toilet seat you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: rose multi-colored tanning salon it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: adventurous sanctuary http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: Infuriating dun church building yarmulke keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: sable mind-boggling home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: yapping deranged hairy legs cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: indigo deep deer antler Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Arousing fuchsia genital piercing international law enforcement agency lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: pungent vigorous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: Up-to-no-good light office i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: fear-inspiring shrine patrolman it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: Up-to-no-good light office it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: thirsty toilet seat " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: Up-to-no-good light office this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: thirsty toilet seat what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Up-to-no-good light office i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: fear-inspiring shrine patrolman i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Crystalline insane space 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: Up-to-no-good light office if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: dead theater incel Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: fear-inspiring shrine patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: galvanic institution On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: fear-inspiring shrine patrolman counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Up-to-no-good light office fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: black boiling water there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: Massive queen of the night pistol i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: Swashbuckling soggy hospital lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Amethyst soul-stirring depressive underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Arrogant magical principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: nighttime roommate chapel itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: mustard turdskin So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: effete opaque address love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: nighttime roommate chapel hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: nighttime roommate chapel been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: nudist bateful step-uncle's house lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Spectacular idea he suggested nowag If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: ruby big stain casino Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Frum house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Well-lubricated lilac travel guidebook degenerate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: adulterous tattoo dopamine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: diverse personal credit line This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: glittery amber cuckold temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Poppy theatre This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: seedy private investor UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: galvanic institution Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Well-lubricated lilac travel guidebook degenerate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: galvanic institution OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: galvanic institution I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: mustard turdskin I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: mustard turdskin Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: Dashing menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: mustard turdskin I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: mustard turdskin This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: mustard turdskin Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Dashing menage Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: House-broken Market Bbw "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Dashing menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: mustard turdskin Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: House-broken Market Bbw Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Massive queen of the night pistol Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Passionate round eye pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: pungent vigorous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: Twinkling Underhanded Half-breed Dysfunction Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Arrogant magical principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: drab unholy meetinghouse knife lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Filthy Boistinker Useless Brakes TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: adulterous tattoo dopamine op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone carmine site really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: Scarlet Mental Disorder Macaca How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone carmine site really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Comical violent resort What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: drab unholy meetinghouse knife anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: seedy private investor UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship partner lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: startling primrose set becky Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: razzle irate parlour more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: razzle irate parlour motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: seedy private investor UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: talented fortuitous meteor in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Costumed community account whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: pungent vigorous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Dashing menage Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: excitant filthpig party of the first part omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: pearly overrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: jet foreskin electric furnace delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: galvanic institution seriously. the man has a family, after all. 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She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: sable mind-boggling home ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: mustard turdskin As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Dashing menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: demanding kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: House-broken Market Bbw She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: Infuriating dun church building yarmulke please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Balding Fighting Locale Ceo Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Up-to-no-good light office yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: black boiling water she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Arrogant magical principal's office please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: fear-inspiring shrine patrolman "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: House-broken Market Bbw "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: Maniacal famous landscape painting I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: mustard turdskin (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: thirsty toilet seat go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: Flatulent messiness UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: seedy private investor (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Flatulent messiness (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: seedy private investor sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Trip gay lodge police squad WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Maniacal famous landscape painting I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: Massive queen of the night pistol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: Maniacal famous landscape painting Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Flatulent messiness To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Massive queen of the night pistol nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Flatulent messiness It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: chartreuse territorial theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: mustard turdskin Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Fragrant sandwich spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Up-to-no-good light office real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Alcoholic marketing idea Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: mustard turdskin Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: indecent honey-headed athletic conference you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Aquamarine thriller they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: cerebral mewling organic girlfriend You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: seedy private investor FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: House-broken Market Bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: nighttime roommate chapel youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: nighttime roommate chapel that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author:  persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Supple emerald kitty cat business firm cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: nighttime roommate chapel also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: sapphire blathering generalized bond Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: nighttime roommate chapel sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Supple emerald kitty cat business firm def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: thirsty toilet seat this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Curious erotic mexican cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Angry crimson new version it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Poppy theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: rough-skinned heaven water buffalo gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: Massive queen of the night pistol did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author:  bull headed 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: cerise very tactful laser beams OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: galvanic institution The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: Maniacal famous landscape painting Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author:  striped hyena wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: Chestnut Duck-like Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: aromatic buck-toothed fat ankles I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Spectacular idea he suggested nowag You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: pungent vigorous national This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Aqua odious church dragon 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author:  wild elastic band brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author:  gay wizard 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author: brindle shaky clown cuck This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  striped hyena wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: buff antidepressant drug Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author:  psychic i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author: glittery amber cuckold temple "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: sapphire blathering generalized bond Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Angry crimson new version love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: frisky violent state indirect expression titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author:  striped hyena wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: appetizing awkward school cafeteria immigrant well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: sable mind-boggling home A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Razzmatazz Native Shitlib OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: ruby big stain casino Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: Razzmatazz Native Shitlib ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: mustard turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Maniacal famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: magenta friendly grandma no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: glittery amber cuckold temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Sticky Hot Juggernaut http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Mischievous piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Flesh jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: cobalt hunting ground abode Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: transparent lettuce update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: rebellious cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: Maniacal famous landscape painting How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author: excitant filthpig party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author:  Chad Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Cracking Lake Gaming Laptop bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: splenetic digit ratio double fault HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: Flesh jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author:  fishy the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: Puce property feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: Chrome twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author:  iridescent factory reset button giraffe PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: Razzmatazz Native Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: crawly halford fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: avocado milk sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author:  sienna fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author:  I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author:  sienna this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: avocado milk sweet tailpipe reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: cowardly saffron library jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: avocado milk sweet tailpipe so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author:  trump supporter Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: avocado milk sweet tailpipe i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: Umber Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: crawly halford fanboi the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author: rebellious cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: hyperventilating vivacious center rigpig The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: Angry crimson new version did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author: milky nibblets you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author:  striped hyena wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Poppy theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: gold place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Poppy theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: ebony rigor Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author: milky nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: Hilarious Spruce Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: smoky people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Canary dingle berry San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author:  hissy fit how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: ebony rigor I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: drab unholy meetinghouse knife Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: Abnormal Blue Azn There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: cruel-hearted hideous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author: clear Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: Umber Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: green misunderstood location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: milky nibblets pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: Canary dingle berry 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: Disrespectful quadroon Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Self-centered Doctorate Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: Narrow-minded Mother Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: sapphire blathering generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: Onyx Aggressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Idiotic corn cake ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: sapphire blathering generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: heady chocolate gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Navy alcoholic mad cow disease Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: Wine mood where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author:  TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: Disrespectful quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author:  Domesticated Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: sapphire blathering generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: Rusted electric regret background story So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author: carnelian newt The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author: carnelian newt Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Disrespectful quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: outnumbered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: pea-brained ape fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author:  sienna Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: mint Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: outnumbered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#45309181) Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM Author:  azure goyim pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#49346769) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: outnumbered One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author: Silver (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author:  Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author:  Chad This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author: pea-brained ape best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: Chrome twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: swollen My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: milky nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author:  grizzly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author: milky nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author:  DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: outnumbered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: Disrespectful quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author: translucent I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: seedy private investor I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Chestnut Duck-like Multi-billionaire Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#49330062) Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: carnelian newt This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#49346566) Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Low-t senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2в#49533771)