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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Razzle Buff Address
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
laughsome dysfunction stage
  04/24/26
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hyperventilating irate useless brakes gaping
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Supple psychic
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
Histrionic laser beams
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
soul-stirring black woman
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Histrionic laser beams
  04/24/26
Link?
soul-stirring black woman
  04/24/26
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Razzle Buff Address
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
excitant shivering kitchen
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
crusty carnelian preventive strike cruise ship
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
excitant shivering kitchen
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
talented degenerate ticket booth
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
snowy misanthropic site hissy fit
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
crimson passionate incel
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
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coral abode digit ratio
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contagious masturbator
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coral abode digit ratio
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
crusty carnelian preventive strike cruise ship
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Supple psychic
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle Buff Address

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: laughsome dysfunction stage

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: hyperventilating irate useless brakes gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Supple psychic

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Histrionic laser beams

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring black woman

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Histrionic laser beams

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring black woman

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Razzle Buff Address

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: excitant shivering kitchen

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: crusty carnelian preventive strike cruise ship

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: excitant shivering kitchen

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: talented degenerate ticket booth

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: snowy misanthropic site hissy fit

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: crimson passionate incel

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Khaki church building nowag

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: coral abode digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: contagious masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: coral abode digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: crusty carnelian preventive strike cruise ship

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Supple psychic

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839738)