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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: beta forum fat ankles get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: maroon medicated toilet seat cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: aromatic stead height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: marvelous painfully honest rehab twinkling uncleanness you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: Big fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: copper geriatric quadroon Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Cyan house codepig It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: chartreuse spot regret Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: chartreuse spot regret Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: cruel-hearted parlor generalized bond Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: shaky striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: puce charismatic dopamine fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: Slimy scarlet public bath philosopher-king i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: beady-eyed pozpig I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Fighting motley legend therapy sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: chestnut flatulent native lettuce lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Tantric sick dingle berry 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Fighting motley legend therapy txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: Fighting motley legend therapy nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: bearded trailer park lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Sexy gaming laptop hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: french self-absorbed police squad its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: french self-absorbed police squad if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: Razzmatazz smoky skinny woman if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Cheese-eating comical locus Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Fighting motley legend therapy On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: chestnut flatulent native lettuce jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Cheese-eating comical locus I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: sticky telephone It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Fighting motley legend therapy No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: Fighting motley legend therapy This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: bearded trailer park Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Fighting motley legend therapy "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: sticky telephone eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: bearded trailer park DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: mind-boggling kitchen cumskin Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Brass drunken indirect expression this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: elite hyperventilating brunch keepsake machete it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: sticky telephone 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: bearded trailer park See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: laughsome lodge corn cake It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: bearded trailer park cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: sticky telephone Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: mind-boggling kitchen cumskin Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: sticky telephone lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: bearded trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: chestnut flatulent native lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: sticky telephone rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Overrated Costumed Ticket Booth this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: well-lubricated temple electric furnace I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: sickened arousing business firm feces I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Appetizing federal genital piercing hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#27249221) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: dashing swollen bawdyhouse must have been a lesbian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#27249239) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: Cyan house codepig Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#27249382) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:55 PM Author: fragrant rose corner filthpig told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#27249403) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: i gave my cousin head how tall r u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2в#49306603) |