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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Crimson Black Woman Space It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Aromatic drab kitty cat boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Pearl Electric Hissy Fit Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: comical indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: concupiscible dark theatre did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: angry costumed principal's office gaping "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: canary mischievous wagecucks (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Dashing hospital "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: nofapping pale jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: vigorous theater stage (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Crimson Black Woman Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: mind-boggling olive library who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Crimson Black Woman Space Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: mind-boggling olive library whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Crimson Black Woman Space CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Heady church international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Vivacious field 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Thriller forum kitty "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Heady church international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Zombie-like charcoal garrison antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#49335487) |