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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
laughsome kitty cat patrolman
  07/05/15
Sugar Ray*
bistre fluffy roommate
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
laughsome kitty cat patrolman
  07/05/15
On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
laughsome kitty cat patrolman
  07/05/15
She never responds
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, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly cr...
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contagious legal warrant
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contagious legal warrant
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demanding vermilion step-uncle's house mad cow disease
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Fuck off dude
stirring heaven water buffalo
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
ruddy mind-boggling spot
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
stirring heaven water buffalo
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such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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You can still maek it
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laughsome kitty cat patrolman
  07/05/15
Promising
Soul-stirring ivory travel guidebook deer antler
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
bespoke principal's office
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CR joke is on this fgt
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: bistre fluffy roommate

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: naked floppy international law enforcement agency

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: mint pistol cruise ship

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: contagious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: contagious legal warrant



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: demanding vermilion step-uncle's house mad cow disease



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: stirring heaven water buffalo

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: ruddy mind-boggling spot

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: stirring heaven water buffalo

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: ruddy mind-boggling spot

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Trip disturbing shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Coral motley fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: vigorous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: appetizing goal in life immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: frozen chartreuse resort

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ivory travel guidebook deer antler

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: bespoke principal's office

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: appetizing goal in life immigrant

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: bespoke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: aromatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Bipolar dragon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: vigorous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: appetizing goal in life immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Claret Bateful Brunch Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: frozen chartreuse resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored Dark Kitchen Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: contagious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Unholy Mauve Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Metal Fear-inspiring Theater Tank

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: contagious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: aromatic police squad

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Light Low-t Partner



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Trip disturbing shitlib



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Light Low-t Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: rambunctious zippy parlour trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#30723066)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Lavender Arrogant Milk



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: cerebral friendly grandma church



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat patrolman



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all senate idea he suggested



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Light Low-t Partner



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: cracking maize keepsake machete



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: autistic trailer park faggotry

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в#49245727)