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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Henna location
  12/29/15
b!
Insanely creepy market
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C
Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge
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floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth
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c
Topaz mischievous cumskin rigpig
  12/29/15
a
Cerebral alcoholic chad foreskin
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a
Copper Office French Chef
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Insanely creepy market
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Henna location
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floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Insanely creepy market
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
free-loading dragon stage
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floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth
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?
free-loading dragon stage
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floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Henna location
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floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth
  12/29/15
c for sure
free-loading dragon stage
  12/29/15
C
Copper Office French Chef
  12/29/15
c
Cobalt sadistic sweet tailpipe tattoo
  12/29/15
Xo
Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Well-lubricated Wine Sound Barrier
  12/30/15
C!
Insanely creepy market
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Insanely creepy market
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Amethyst University Kitty
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floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth
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...
Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Cobalt sadistic sweet tailpipe tattoo
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
navy cuck karate
  12/29/15
lol ouch
glittery yellow mad cow disease
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
free-loading dragon stage
  12/29/15
...
passionate center
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...
floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Translucent boiling water
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Henna location
  12/30/15
2
glittery yellow mad cow disease
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Translucent boiling water
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police
Well-lubricated Wine Sound Barrier
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1
Copper Office French Chef
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge
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...
Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge
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4 and 180
Cobalt sadistic sweet tailpipe tattoo
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Cobalt sadistic sweet tailpipe tattoo
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...
Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
pale pistol black woman
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Orchid startling temple halford
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next chapter please!
stubborn marketing idea
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i gave my cousin head
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Henna location

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy market

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Topaz mischievous cumskin rigpig

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Cerebral alcoholic chad foreskin

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Copper Office French Chef

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Insanely creepy market

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Henna location

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy market

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: free-loading dragon stage

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: free-loading dragon stage

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Henna location

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: free-loading dragon stage

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Copper Office French Chef

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Cobalt sadistic sweet tailpipe tattoo

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Wine Sound Barrier

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Insanely creepy market

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Insanely creepy market

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Amethyst University Kitty

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Cobalt sadistic sweet tailpipe tattoo

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: navy cuck karate

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: glittery yellow mad cow disease

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: free-loading dragon stage

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: passionate center



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: floppy plum queen of the night ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Translucent boiling water

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Henna location

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: glittery yellow mad cow disease

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Translucent boiling water

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Wine Sound Barrier

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Copper Office French Chef

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Cobalt sadistic sweet tailpipe tattoo

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Cobalt sadistic sweet tailpipe tattoo

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant splenetic milk lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: pale pistol black woman

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Orchid startling temple halford



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: stubborn marketing idea

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Green Racy Gas Station Liquid Oxygen



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