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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Concupiscible codepig
  01/26/16
This one stings.
floppy navy kitchen
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Hairless motley parlour double fault
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Soul-stirring multi-billionaire deer antler
  10/24/16
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Drunken Theater
  01/03/17
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Excitant crackhouse feces
  02/20/18
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Crimson address queen of the night
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Hairless motley parlour double fault
  10/14/20
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Startled purple milk
  01/25/16
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Milky internal respiration
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Flickering black becky
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Flickering black becky
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ruddy doobsian plaza digit ratio
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Beady-eyed Hominid
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/25/16
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Startling den
  01/25/16
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180 Overrated Location Keepsake Machete
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Citrine community account
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Adventurous personal credit line
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Vigorous deep garrison brethren
  01/25/16
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bossy aphrodisiac site
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Concupiscible codepig
  01/26/16
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Underhanded puppy temple
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  11/27/16
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Fuchsia Ratface
  06/13/17
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splenetic principal's office
  12/19/17
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  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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floppy navy kitchen
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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Drunken Theater
  11/27/16
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Fuchsia Ratface
  01/23/17
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Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim
  03/15/17
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Fuchsia Ratface
  04/20/17
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Fuchsia Ratface
  02/20/18
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Fuchsia Ratface
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Pearl swashbuckling police squad point
  05/15/22
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Pearl swashbuckling police squad point
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Turquoise step-uncle's house dog poop
  01/25/16
Brutal
Startling den
  01/25/16
...
Massive Lime Indirect Expression
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Geriatric Abusive Shrine Potus
  01/25/16
toxic
Appetizing impressive box office factory reset button
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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  01/25/16
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Milky internal respiration
  01/25/16
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Citrine community account
  01/25/16
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Fishy Hunting Ground
  01/25/16
damnit
mind-boggling buff stage incel
  01/25/16
...
Flickering black becky
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
jfc
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Flickering black becky
  01/25/16
...
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/25/16
Cr
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
hm
Magical henna affirmative action roast beef
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
wait
Dashing violent crotch tank
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floppy navy kitchen
  01/26/16
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Orange range cuckoldry
  01/25/16
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Citrine community account
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Cruel-hearted Diverse Windowlicker Fanboi
  01/25/16
...
Canary sandwich associate
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Turquoise step-uncle's house dog poop
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Turquoise step-uncle's house dog poop
  01/25/16
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Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/25/16
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splenetic principal's office
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contagious state
  01/25/16
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mind-boggling buff stage incel
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Fishy Hunting Ground
  01/25/16
...
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
offensive lay jew
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
anal coral party of the first part
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lake thriller casino
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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Geriatric Abusive Shrine Potus
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Adventurous personal credit line
  01/25/16
damn
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
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multi-colored philosopher-king
  01/25/16
...
wine rehab legal warrant
  01/25/16
O LORD
Exciting toilet seat pervert
  01/25/16
jfc
Fluffy alcoholic gas station
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
bossy aphrodisiac site
  01/25/16
...
Flickering black becky
  01/25/16
Lmao
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floppy navy kitchen
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multi-colored philosopher-king
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Underhanded puppy temple
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Aggressive Titillating Kitty Cat
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Vigorous deep garrison brethren
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
mind-boggling buff stage incel
  01/25/16
ouch
shimmering greedy marketing idea space
  01/26/16
poison
Exhilarant dilemma toaster
  01/26/16
...
Lilac odious station juggernaut
  01/26/16
180
Concupiscible codepig
  01/26/16
...
Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
boyish fighting telephone
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
floppy navy kitchen
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Spectacular pearly locale
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Slate arousing masturbator parlor
  09/27/16
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Aggressive Titillating Kitty Cat
  12/26/17
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Underhanded puppy temple
  08/12/19
180
Hairless motley parlour double fault
  01/26/16
...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Filthy costumed immigrant wagecucks
  01/27/16
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splenetic principal's office
  01/27/16
...
Citrine community account
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
sick magenta cumskin
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
sick magenta cumskin
  02/02/16
...
french lettuce cruise ship
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Cobalt Infuriating Piazza
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
sepia national international law enforcement agency
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
curious lavender hall
  02/24/16
18000000
Salmon Field Messiness
  03/04/16
165
Confused Trailer Park
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Glittery mint boltzmann
  05/19/16
chilling
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  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
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toxic
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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  07/08/17
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Talented Knife Market
  10/27/17
mother of god
passionate lemon resort
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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  12/26/17
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Electric cowardly school cafeteria foreskin
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Trip Flirting Property
  07/28/25
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Vibrant Place Of Business Home
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
duck-like green chapel generalized bond
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Adventurous personal credit line
  01/25/16
...
bossy aphrodisiac site
  01/25/16
...
At-the-ready histrionic useless brakes half-breed
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Startling den
  01/25/16
toxic
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Startling den
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Startling den
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
yapping hell karate
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Startling den
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
offensive lay jew
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Startling den
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
offensive lay jew
  01/25/16
TY bro
Startling den
  01/25/16
...
bossy aphrodisiac site
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
cracking ruby boiling water elastic band
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Massive Lime Indirect Expression
  10/27/17
...
Charismatic bespoke coldplay fan
  10/27/17
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Citrine community account
  05/24/18
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laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
wonderful boistinker
  10/27/17
credited advice
Marvelous Transparent Turdskin
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
jet-lagged impertinent house
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Fragrant Yarmulke
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Startling den
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
offensive lay jew
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
lol
Nighttime irradiated scourge upon the earth
  06/01/17
...
Startling den
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Startling den
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Concupiscible codepig
  01/26/16
...
Aggressive Titillating Kitty Cat
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Startling den
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Startling den
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Startling den
  01/25/16
Lmao
red galvanic church
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Citrine community account
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Citrine community account
  01/25/16
lmao true
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/26/16
...
Aggressive Titillating Kitty Cat
  12/26/17
Haha
Rebellious brunch
  03/19/20
...
Startling den
  01/25/16
...
Fishy Hunting Ground
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
cracking ruby boiling water elastic band
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
lascivious senate dysfunction
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
cerebral stubborn library
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Citrine community account
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
wonderful boistinker
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Slate arousing masturbator parlor
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Glassy love of her life pistol
  06/03/19
oh no
Spectacular pearly locale
  08/08/19
LOL
hateful pit therapy
  03/16/20
JFC
laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference
  03/19/20
Update?
Sapphire area circlehead
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Big Corn Cake Cuck
  01/25/16
...
Startling den
  01/25/16
...
splenetic principal's office
  05/19/16
...
Orange range cuckoldry
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Fishy Hunting Ground
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
Cr
Fishy Hunting Ground
  01/26/16
...
floppy navy kitchen
  01/26/16
...
floppy navy kitchen
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant Place Of Business Home
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Grizzly sadistic mediation
  01/26/16
...
Grizzly sadistic mediation
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Startled purple milk
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Frisky onyx institution
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
metal base sex offender
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Concupiscible codepig
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
metal base sex offender
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Citrine community account
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Startled purple milk
  01/26/16
...
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Rebellious brunch
  03/16/20
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Hairless motley parlour double fault
  01/26/16
...
Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
splenetic principal's office
  03/28/16
...
Electric cowardly school cafeteria foreskin
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
bateful rough-skinned school black woman
  01/26/16
...
Citrine community account
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
yapping hell karate
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Hairless motley parlour double fault
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring multi-billionaire deer antler
  10/24/16
...
Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Fragrant Yarmulke
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
jet faggotry
  04/04/16
...
Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim
  03/15/17
*applause*
Indigo Heady Ceo
  10/27/17
...
crusty stirring public bath pocket flask
  09/26/21
...
wonderful boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Citrine community account
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Hunting Ground
  01/26/16
...
offensive lay jew
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
Describe
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
...
Dashing violent crotch tank
  01/26/16
...
offensive lay jew
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Citrine community account
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Talented Knife Market
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
Fuck
Talented Knife Market
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Orange range cuckoldry
  01/26/16
cq's!
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
...
laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference
  03/19/20
...
Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Know-it-all depressive skinny woman
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
yapping hell karate
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Vibrant Place Of Business Home
  01/26/16
...
Citrine community account
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous Transparent Turdskin
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
yapping hell karate
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
offensive lay jew
  01/26/16
...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
LOL fair
yapping hell karate
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
metal base sex offender
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
floppy navy kitchen
  01/23/17
...
Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim
  03/15/17
...
Frisky onyx institution
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Brilliant university
  01/26/16
underrated
Soul-stirring multi-billionaire deer antler
  01/26/16
...
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...
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  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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Shivering Zombie-like Set
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...
Dashing violent crotch tank
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jfc
Fuchsia Ratface
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...
House-broken locus weed whacker
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lmao at the dog bit
metal base sex offender
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Shivering Zombie-like Set
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Dashing violent crotch tank
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
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do u love it
Dashing violent crotch tank
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
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...
clear razzmatazz theater stage
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
metal base sex offender
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
...
Citrine community account
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
metal base sex offender
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ok fair im kinda slow today
Fuchsia Ratface
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Shivering Zombie-like Set
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...
adulterous hilarious stage
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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Talented Knife Market
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Hairless motley parlour double fault
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offensive lay jew
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...
Orange range cuckoldry
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
multi-colored philosopher-king
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JFC
Aqua bat shit crazy organic girlfriend ticket booth
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180
comical abode
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...
menage stain
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Talented Knife Market
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
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...
spruce reading party spot
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...
spruce reading party spot
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
180 twist
Citrine community account
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...
Dashing violent crotch tank
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THIS
Fragrant Yarmulke
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...
white hospital
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Beady-eyed Hominid
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Beady-eyed Hominid
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
yapping hell karate
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Underhanded puppy temple
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Orchid prole mental disorder
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
well-lubricated clown wrinkle
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fucking damn
mind-boggling buff stage incel
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...
Adventurous personal credit line
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180
Godawful center hairy legs
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Goodbye, XO.
bossy aphrodisiac site
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Citrine community account
  01/27/16
...
Orange range cuckoldry
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
sick magenta cumskin
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
mildly autistic preventive strike coffee pot
  05/19/16
repost please
bossy aphrodisiac site
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Shivering Zombie-like Set
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
mildly autistic preventive strike coffee pot
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
adulterous hilarious stage
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Fragrant Yarmulke
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...
Dashing violent crotch tank
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...
Startling den
  01/27/16
180.
splenetic principal's office
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white hospital
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Dashing violent crotch tank
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
Citrine community account
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...
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Dashing violent crotch tank
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...
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...
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Fuchsia Ratface
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...
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cr
metal base sex offender
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...
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...
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...
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...
talking death wish mood
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...
Fuchsia Ratface
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Orange range cuckoldry
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur
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...
Citrine community account
  10/24/16
i really like it here
mildly autistic preventive strike coffee pot
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maize racy dopamine sneaky criminal
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...
obsidian halford travel guidebook
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Orange range cuckoldry
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Citrine community account
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
bright tanning salon
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... ...
wonderful boistinker
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...
Citrine community account
  07/08/17
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beta erotic meetinghouse laser beams
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quadroon
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Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim
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...
maize racy dopamine sneaky criminal
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"i made it," he thought.
Harsh Kitty
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Light Orchestra Pit Goal In Life
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
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splenetic principal's office
  06/01/17
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Fuchsia Ratface
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Talented Knife Market
  10/27/17
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provocative office
  12/26/17
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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Coiffed Amethyst Bbw
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Talented Knife Market
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Not what I needed right now
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...
Orange range cuckoldry
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
quadroon
  01/16/19
Jfc
Citrine community account
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Orange range cuckoldry
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Cerise jap
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Beady-eyed Hominid
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
shitlib
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
shitlib
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
metal base sex offender
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
shitlib
  01/17/19
...
Talented Knife Market
  04/08/19
...
tan pozpig doctorate
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
provocative office
  04/09/19
...
shitlib
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
shitlib
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Citrine community account
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Flushed
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
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...
Orange range cuckoldry
  08/08/19
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sepia national international law enforcement agency
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shitlib
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Hairless motley parlour double fault
  08/08/19
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shitlib
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...
shitlib
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Demanding gay wizard
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  08/12/19
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible codepig

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: floppy navy kitchen

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Hairless motley parlour double fault

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring multi-billionaire deer antler

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hominid



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Vigorous deep garrison brethren

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Turquoise step-uncle's house dog poop

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Startling den

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Massive Lime Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Geriatric Abusive Shrine Potus

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Appetizing impressive box office factory reset button

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Diverse Windowlicker Fanboi

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Milky internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff stage incel

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Flickering black becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Citrine community account

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Flickering black becky

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Magical henna affirmative action roast beef

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: floppy navy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Diverse Windowlicker Fanboi

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Canary sandwich associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Turquoise step-uncle's house dog poop

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Turquoise step-uncle's house dog poop

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: splenetic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: contagious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff stage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: offensive lay jew

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: anal coral party of the first part

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: lake thriller casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Copper stimulating pisswyrm national security agency

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Geriatric Abusive Shrine Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Adventurous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: wine rehab legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Exciting toilet seat pervert

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Fluffy alcoholic gas station

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: bossy aphrodisiac site

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Flickering black becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Irate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: floppy navy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Frisky onyx institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: passionate lemon resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: arrogant idiot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: awkward really tough guy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Sapphire area circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Aggressive Titillating Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Vigorous deep garrison brethren

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff stage incel

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: shimmering greedy marketing idea space

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant dilemma toaster

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Lilac odious station juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: boyish fighting telephone

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: floppy navy kitchen

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Spectacular pearly locale

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Slate arousing masturbator parlor

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Aggressive Titillating Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Hairless motley parlour double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Filthy costumed immigrant wagecucks

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: splenetic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: sick magenta cumskin

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: sick magenta cumskin

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: french lettuce cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Cobalt Infuriating Piazza

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: sepia national international law enforcement agency

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: curious lavender hall

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Salmon Field Messiness

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Confused Trailer Park

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Glittery mint boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stead

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: maize racy dopamine sneaky criminal

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Fear-inspiring Forum

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: sienna lodge

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: contagious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: aromatic carmine striped hyena dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: disturbing whorehouse

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: passionate lemon resort

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Crystalline nowag patrolman

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: mauve autistic degenerate theatre

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: silver chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Transparent Turdskin

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Opaque Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: burgundy corner jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Electric cowardly school cafeteria foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: crusty stirring public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Trip Flirting Property

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Vibrant Place Of Business Home

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: duck-like green chapel generalized bond

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Adventurous personal credit line

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: bossy aphrodisiac site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: At-the-ready histrionic useless brakes half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Startling den

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Startling den

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Startling den

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Citrine community account

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: yapping hell karate

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Startling den

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: offensive lay jew

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Startling den

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: offensive lay jew

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Startling den

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: bossy aphrodisiac site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: cracking ruby boiling water elastic band

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Massive Lime Indirect Expression

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Charismatic bespoke coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: wonderful boistinker

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Transparent Turdskin

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent house

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Yarmulke

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Startling den

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: offensive lay jew

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Nighttime irradiated scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Startling den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Startling den

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible codepig

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Aggressive Titillating Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Startling den

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: razzle indian lodge sweet tailpipe

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Startling den

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Startling den

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: red galvanic church

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Citrine community account

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Aggressive Titillating Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Rebellious brunch

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Startling den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: cracking ruby boiling water elastic band

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: lascivious senate dysfunction

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: cerebral stubborn library

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Citrine community account

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: wonderful boistinker

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Slate arousing masturbator parlor

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Glassy love of her life pistol

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Spectacular pearly locale

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: hateful pit therapy

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Sapphire area circlehead

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Big Corn Cake Cuck

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Startling den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: splenetic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Brilliant university

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Brilliant university

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: floppy navy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: floppy navy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Brilliant university

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Vibrant Place Of Business Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Grizzly sadistic mediation

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Grizzly sadistic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Startled purple milk

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Frisky onyx institution

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: metal base sex offender

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible codepig

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: metal base sex offender

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Startled purple milk

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser native gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Rebellious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Hairless motley parlour double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: splenetic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Electric cowardly school cafeteria foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: bateful rough-skinned school black woman

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: yapping hell karate

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Hairless motley parlour double fault

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring multi-billionaire deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Yarmulke

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: jet faggotry

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Indigo Heady Ceo

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: crusty stirring public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: wonderful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Brilliant university

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Citrine community account

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Brilliant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Brilliant university

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Fishy Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: offensive lay jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Brilliant university

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Brilliant university

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: offensive lay jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all depressive skinny woman

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: yapping hell karate

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Place Of Business Home

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Transparent Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: yapping hell karate

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: offensive lay jew

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: yapping hell karate

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: metal base sex offender

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: floppy navy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Frisky onyx institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Brilliant university

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring multi-billionaire deer antler

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: splenetic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Drunken Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: chartreuse headpube

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: House-broken locus weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: metal base sex offender

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: clear razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: metal base sex offender

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: metal base sex offender

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: adulterous hilarious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: spruce reading party spot

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff stage incel

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Hairless motley parlour double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: offensive lay jew

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Aqua bat shit crazy organic girlfriend ticket booth

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: comical abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  menage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: spruce reading party spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: spruce reading party spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Citrine community account

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Yarmulke

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: white hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hominid

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hominid

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: yapping hell karate

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Underhanded puppy temple

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Orchid prole mental disorder

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  well-lubricated clown wrinkle

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff stage incel

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Adventurous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Godawful center hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: bossy aphrodisiac site

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: sick magenta cumskin

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike coffee pot

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bossy aphrodisiac site

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Shivering Zombie-like Set

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike coffee pot

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: adulterous hilarious stage

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Yarmulke

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Startling den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: splenetic principal's office

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: white hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: maize racy dopamine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Dun fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Citrine community account

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Sapphire area circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: beta erotic meetinghouse laser beams

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: bossy aphrodisiac site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: contagious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: metal base sex offender

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Sapphire area circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Dashing violent crotch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: talking death wish mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Voyeur

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike coffee pot

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: maize racy dopamine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: obsidian halford travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Citrine community account

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: bright tanning salon

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: wonderful boistinker

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: beta erotic meetinghouse laser beams

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  quadroon

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Hairless motley parlour double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good self-absorbed persian goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: maize racy dopamine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Harsh Kitty

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Light Orchestra Pit Goal In Life

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Flesh disgusting blood rage sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: splenetic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: chestnut mexican

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: laughsome carnelian nursing home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: slimy maroon famous landscape painting

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: apoplectic azure partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Sable nibblets new version

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Citrine community account

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Sable nibblets new version

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: obsidian halford travel guidebook

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Gaped claret son of senegal

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Startling den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Puce Faggot Firefighter Rigpig

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Citrine community account

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Coiffed Amethyst Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  quadroon

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Citrine community account

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Cerise jap

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hominid

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  shitlib

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  shitlib

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: metal base sex offender

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  shitlib

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  tan pozpig doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: provocative office

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  shitlib

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Citrine community account

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Flushed

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Citrine community account

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: sepia national international law enforcement agency

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  shitlib

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Hairless motley parlour double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  shitlib

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Demanding gay wizard

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  poppy idea he suggested

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Demanding gay wizard

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Demanding gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: metal base sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: metal base sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Mischievous chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Orange range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Chocolate outnumbered haunted graveyard genital piercing



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: crusty stirring public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: metal base sex offender

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Sapphire area circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Dull

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Painfully honest liquid oxygen

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Talented Knife Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Sapphire area circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#49136888)