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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
stimulating jewess
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Abusive out-of-control indirect expression
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Brass faggot firefighter area
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
stimulating jewess
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Abusive out-of-control indirect expression
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
stimulating jewess
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Topaz razzle-dazzle dog poop mental disorder
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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medicated multi-colored center
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hideous dysfunction
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Demanding talented heaven
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Provocative home tank
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
stimulating jewess
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hideous dysfunction
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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pearly passionate location cuckold
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
stimulating jewess
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Brass faggot firefighter area
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
pearly passionate location cuckold
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
stimulating jewess
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God I fucking hate you
pearly passionate location cuckold
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
stimulating jewess
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
pearly passionate location cuckold
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
stimulating jewess
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
pearly passionate location cuckold
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
stimulating jewess
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
pearly passionate location cuckold
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
stimulating jewess
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
stimulating jewess
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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excitant bronze haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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stimulating jewess
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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brilliant cuckoldry
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Clear Adventurous Volcanic Crater Hell
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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charismatic plaza coldplay fan
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
brilliant cuckoldry
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lol johnsmeyer
Dead Domesticated Telephone
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This needs a vocaroo
Flesh fortuitous meteor
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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pearly passionate location cuckold
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
stimulating jewess
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historically important thread
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Curious useless brakes
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Abusive out-of-control indirect expression



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Brass faggot firefighter area

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Abusive out-of-control indirect expression

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Topaz razzle-dazzle dog poop mental disorder

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: irradiated stock car juggernaut

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Demanding talented heaven



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: hateful multi-billionaire



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: hyperventilating mind-boggling stage friendly grandma



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: frisky heady newt



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Flesh fortuitous meteor

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: hideous dysfunction



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: medicated multi-colored center



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: hideous dysfunction



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Grizzly incel theater

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Demanding talented heaven



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Provocative home tank



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: hideous dysfunction



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: mewling travel guidebook affirmative action

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser henna hall



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: hateful multi-billionaire



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: pearly passionate location cuckold



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: pearly passionate location cuckold



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Brass faggot firefighter area

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: pearly passionate location cuckold

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: pearly passionate location cuckold

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: pearly passionate location cuckold

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: pearly passionate location cuckold

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: pearly passionate location cuckold

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: excitant bronze haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: excitant bronze haunted graveyard famous landscape painting



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive temple depressive

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: stimulating jewess



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Dashing red roast beef

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: brilliant cuckoldry



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Clear Adventurous Volcanic Crater Hell

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: cracking library party of the first part

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: charismatic plaza coldplay fan



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: brilliant cuckoldry

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Dead Domesticated Telephone

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Flesh fortuitous meteor

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: irradiated stock car juggernaut

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Tantric avocado twinkling uncleanness

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: pearly passionate location cuckold



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive temple depressive

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Curious useless brakes



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: stimulating jewess

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2в#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: seedy dark crackhouse



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