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Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  07/02/19
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Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Diverse charcoal stage therapy
  12/20/20
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misanthropic address
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Beady-eyed Ultramarine Location
  08/21/19
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Soul-stirring bawdyhouse
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Glittery forum
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
exhilarant magenta cruise ship
  08/21/19
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Laughsome background story
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
yellow razzle-dazzle rehab
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Beady-eyed Ultramarine Location
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
exhilarant magenta cruise ship
  08/21/19
emergency money
Beady-eyed Ultramarine Location
  08/21/19
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Alcoholic violet heaven
  09/01/19
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Irate Azn Shrine
  03/06/20
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Irate Azn Shrine
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
hot parlor psychic
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Floppy trailer park
  09/01/19
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Alcoholic violet heaven
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Glittery forum
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Laughsome background story
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Curious Menage Faggotry
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Big yapping nursing home
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
hilarious cuck
  09/10/21
great thread
Stubborn swashbuckling stead
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  04/10/23
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misanthropic address
  04/10/23
i love men
Stubborn swashbuckling stead
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Floppy trailer park
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
vivacious onyx theatre juggernaut
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Grizzly Really Tough Guy
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Diverse charcoal stage therapy

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: misanthropic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Ultramarine Location

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Glittery forum

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: exhilarant magenta cruise ship

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Laughsome background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle rehab

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Ultramarine Location

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: exhilarant magenta cruise ship

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Ultramarine Location

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic violet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Irate Azn Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Irate Azn Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: hot parlor psychic

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Floppy trailer park

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic violet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Glittery forum

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Laughsome background story

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Curious Menage Faggotry

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Big yapping nursing home

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: hilarious cuck

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Stubborn swashbuckling stead

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: misanthropic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Stubborn swashbuckling stead

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Floppy trailer park

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: vivacious onyx theatre juggernaut

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Grizzly Really Tough Guy

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264493)