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Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious ...
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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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That's the difference.
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burn baby burn
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Plum Library

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Anal Ivory Property



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring yarmulke



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: autistic sienna roast beef



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: balding university mental disorder



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: khaki wonderful partner



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: tripping frisky station



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Plum Library



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: very tactful casino boistinker

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Charismatic telephone trailer park

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Pale Private Investor Market

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Saffron mewling point

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Cracking hall



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: contagious abnormal school cafeteria voyeur

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: odious self-absorbed indirect expression

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: territorial ticket booth sound barrier



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: boyish business firm

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Plum Library

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Black Heaven Police Squad



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: hilarious menage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Plum Library



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Plum Library



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Plum Library



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Plum Library



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Plum Library



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Plum Library



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Plum Library



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Plum Library

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Vibrant greedy hissy fit

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: massive principal's office digit ratio



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