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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Pearly Shrine
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Walnut brunch sex offender
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Diverse Gas Station
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Walnut brunch sex offender
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
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  09/22/23
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Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Walnut brunch sex offender
  09/22/23
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lemon menage halford
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Gold Insecure Keepsake Machete Base
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
arrogant autistic shitlib
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Anal native
  09/22/23
Yes
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  09/22/23
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Talking painfully honest corner
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  10/01/23
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  05/22/26
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Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
erotic 180 meetinghouse gunner
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Submissive Outnumbered Gay Wizard Center
  09/22/23
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Misunderstood confused mental disorder hairy legs
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Very Tactful Frisky Rehab
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Stirring Wagecucks
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
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Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
french bronze immigrant round eye
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Diverse Gas Station
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
french bronze immigrant round eye
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
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  09/27/23
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Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Disturbing Adulterous Sandwich Mad Cow Disease
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Disturbing Adulterous Sandwich Mad Cow Disease
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Disturbing Adulterous Sandwich Mad Cow Disease
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Tan School Cafeteria
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
indigo blood rage
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
crystalline dingle berry
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
indigo blood rage
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Vermilion exciting hall jewess
  09/27/23
Ungh
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Amethyst Fragrant Macaca
  10/01/23
Yes
thriller fluffy property
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Kink-friendly racy hospital
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Pearly Shrine

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Walnut brunch sex offender

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Diverse Gas Station

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Walnut brunch sex offender

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: excitant pontificating pocket flask

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Walnut brunch sex offender

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: lemon menage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Gold Insecure Keepsake Machete Base

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: arrogant autistic shitlib

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Anal native

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: bright beady-eyed prole public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Talking painfully honest corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Submissive Outnumbered Gay Wizard Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: lemon menage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Submissive Outnumbered Gay Wizard Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Dead boyish elastic band legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Charcoal Up-to-no-good Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: erotic 180 meetinghouse gunner

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Submissive Outnumbered Gay Wizard Center

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Misunderstood confused mental disorder hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Very Tactful Frisky Rehab

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Stirring Wagecucks

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Trip travel guidebook personal credit line

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: french bronze immigrant round eye

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Diverse Gas Station

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: french bronze immigrant round eye

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Trip travel guidebook personal credit line

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Disturbing Adulterous Sandwich Mad Cow Disease

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Disturbing Adulterous Sandwich Mad Cow Disease

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Disturbing Adulterous Sandwich Mad Cow Disease

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Tan School Cafeteria

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: indigo blood rage

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: crystalline dingle berry

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: indigo blood rage

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Vermilion exciting hall jewess

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Wine National

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Vermilion exciting hall jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: thriller fluffy property

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Kink-friendly racy hospital

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2в#49894111)