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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Infuriating locale
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Trip church building
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Mischievous institution masturbator
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Infuriating locale
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Infuriating locale
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
topaz crotch
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
topaz crotch
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
bat-shit-crazy silver library
  04/08/25
that's rude
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
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Infuriating locale
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
house-broken boistinker
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
coiffed ticket booth kitty
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/08/25
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Infuriating locale
  04/08/25
...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Infuriating locale
  04/09/25
...
Infuriating locale
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Dashing sanctuary fortuitous meteor
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
supple box office
  04/09/25
Ty
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/09/25
...
Cowardly partner
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
cerebral rough-skinned rigpig
  04/09/25
...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
wine cracking theater
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Insecure toaster site
  05/02/25
...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  05/12/25
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violent citrine feces generalized bond
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
supple box office
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
topaz crotch
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
topaz crotch
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
sepia community account school cafeteria
  06/03/25
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violent citrine feces generalized bond
  06/26/25
OP?
violent citrine feces generalized bond
  06/27/25
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violent citrine feces generalized bond
  07/09/25
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violent citrine feces generalized bond
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Infuriating locale

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Trip church building

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Mischievous institution masturbator

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Infuriating locale

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Infuriating locale

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: topaz crotch

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: topaz crotch

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy silver library

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Infuriating locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: house-broken boistinker

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Lime Knife Reading Party

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: coiffed ticket booth kitty

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Infuriating locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Infuriating locale

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Infuriating locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Dashing sanctuary fortuitous meteor

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: supple box office

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Cowardly partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral rough-skinned rigpig

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: wine cracking theater

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Insecure toaster site

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: supple box office

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: topaz crotch

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: topaz crotch

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: sepia community account school cafeteria

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: violent citrine feces generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2в#49331552)