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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
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  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
appetizing cream mood stage
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
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  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
bossy yellow rehab
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
lime corner half-breed
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
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  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
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  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
Disgusting Tan Market Wrinkle
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
bossy yellow rehab
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
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  07/14/25
I wish NPB were still here
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
unholy liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
glittery turdskin
  07/14/25
I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
unholy liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
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lime corner half-breed
  07/14/25
Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
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  07/14/25
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unholy liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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How do you think it got the name?
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
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  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
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  07/14/25
Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
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  07/14/25
"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
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  07/15/25
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  07/16/25
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: glittery turdskin

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: appetizing cream mood stage

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: smoky reading party

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: erotic ultramarine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: effete stock car

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home factory reset button

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: chest-beating casino

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: appetizing cream mood stage

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: unholy liquid oxygen

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Naked Crotch

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: unholy liquid oxygen

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Gay Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: lime corner half-breed

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: bossy yellow rehab

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: lime corner half-breed

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Disgusting Tan Market Wrinkle

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Seedy excitant parlor clown

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Disgusting Tan Market Wrinkle

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: bossy yellow rehab

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Pea-brained Organic Girlfriend Piazza

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: doobsian garnet national security agency

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Curious area

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: lime corner half-breed

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: glittery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: chest-beating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: unholy liquid oxygen

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: glittery turdskin

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: unholy liquid oxygen

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: lime corner half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Poppy awkward roommate property

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: unholy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Deep red location

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: chest-beating casino

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: doobsian garnet national security agency

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: chest-beating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Poppy awkward roommate property

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: vibrant address dingle berry

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Gold bateful boistinker

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Gold bateful boistinker

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Pearly Genital Piercing

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Dark Mewling Halford

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: laughsome charcoal school newt

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: laughsome charcoal school newt

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Stirring Nubile Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Stirring Nubile Hissy Fit

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: laughsome charcoal school newt

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mischievous aphrodisiac orchestra pit mad cow disease

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Flatulent Wild Shrine Alpha

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: laughsome charcoal school newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: mischievous aphrodisiac orchestra pit mad cow disease

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: mischievous aphrodisiac orchestra pit mad cow disease

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz peach trump supporter kitty cat

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: mischievous aphrodisiac orchestra pit mad cow disease

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz peach trump supporter kitty cat

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Stirring Nubile Hissy Fit

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant Pearly Genital Piercing

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Stirring Nubile Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Pea-brained Organic Girlfriend Piazza

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: hot thriller meetinghouse personal credit line

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: appetizing cream mood stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49105221)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

CUMSKIN SHITMODS NOW NUKING THREADS ABOUT AMERICA AFTER GETTING ASSRAPED BY NYUUG:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2731990&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2в#49192601)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

don't forget "nyuug," yet another weird mentally ill loser ethnic who comes here to spam because he has crippling psychological issues. Cool, man. Might as well go downtown and walk up and down alleys with drunk schizophrenic homeless people yelling out random shit (this and shitty niggers and ethnics are what ruin public spaces irl too, odd case)

The reason why our irl society is getting worse is because shitty people are waved in from overseas and because the shitty ones already here are tolerated and even encouraged. You should never show any mercy to shitty people and never forget that they are personally responsible for every single bad thing that happens in the world

Date: August 17th, 2025 11:16 AM

Author: sentient octopus

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763286&forum_id=2#49191789

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