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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Haunting Honey-headed Water Buffalo
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
aggressive chrome police squad
  08/28/25
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Haunting Honey-headed Water Buffalo
  08/28/25
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Provocative clown
  08/28/25
that's it?
floppy old irish cottage
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Haunting Honey-headed Water Buffalo
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
multi-colored faggot firefighter yarmulke
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
floppy old irish cottage
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Sable alcoholic knife station
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
salmon boiling water church
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Sable alcoholic knife station
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
salmon boiling water church
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Sable alcoholic knife station
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
salmon boiling water church
  09/12/25
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salmon boiling water church
  10/28/25
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salmon boiling water church
  11/27/25
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salmon boiling water church
  12/11/25
Haha wow
soul-stirring twinkling turdskin
  08/28/25
Happy?
Azure area mood
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
soul-stirring twinkling turdskin
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Sable alcoholic knife station
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Provocative clown
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Sable alcoholic knife station
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Provocative clown
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Motley nudist forum
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
violet hell sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
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lake deer antler
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Diverse black corner
  08/29/25
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Topaz mind-boggling macaca shitlib
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Galvanic aqua tank
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Henna bat-shit-crazy rigor pervert
  08/29/25
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lake deer antler
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
razzmatazz sooty degenerate
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Henna bat-shit-crazy rigor pervert
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
salmon boiling water church
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
abnormal field
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Sable alcoholic knife station
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
soul-stirring twinkling turdskin
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Galvanic aqua tank
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Sable alcoholic knife station
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
ungodly box office striped hyena
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
bright really tough guy
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
soul-stirring twinkling turdskin
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Provocative clown
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Sable alcoholic knife station
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Henna bat-shit-crazy rigor pervert
  09/01/25
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Sable alcoholic knife station
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Henna bat-shit-crazy rigor pervert
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Sable alcoholic knife station
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Azure area mood
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
soul-stirring twinkling turdskin
  09/01/25
?
salmon boiling water church
  09/12/25
?
salmon boiling water church
  11/27/25
?
salmon boiling water church
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
carnelian domesticated antidepressant drug goyim
  09/01/25
Fuck you
soul-stirring twinkling turdskin
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Sable alcoholic knife station
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
salmon boiling water church
  09/12/25
Yes
Sable alcoholic knife station
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
salmon boiling water church
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
salmon boiling water church
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Haunting Honey-headed Water Buffalo
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Haunting Honey-headed Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aggressive chrome police squad

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Haunting Honey-headed Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Provocative clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: floppy old irish cottage

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Haunting Honey-headed Water Buffalo

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter yarmulke

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: floppy old irish cottage

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: salmon boiling water church

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: salmon boiling water church

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: salmon boiling water church

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: salmon boiling water church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: salmon boiling water church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: salmon boiling water church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling turdskin

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Azure area mood

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling turdskin

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Provocative clown

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Provocative clown

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Motley nudist forum

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: violet hell sneaky criminal

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: lake deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Diverse black corner

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Topaz mind-boggling macaca shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Galvanic aqua tank

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Henna bat-shit-crazy rigor pervert

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: lake deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz sooty degenerate

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Henna bat-shit-crazy rigor pervert

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: salmon boiling water church

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: abnormal field

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling turdskin

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Galvanic aqua tank

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: ungodly box office striped hyena

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bright really tough guy

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling turdskin

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Provocative clown

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Henna bat-shit-crazy rigor pervert

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Henna bat-shit-crazy rigor pervert

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Azure area mood

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling turdskin

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: salmon boiling water church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: salmon boiling water church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: salmon boiling water church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: carnelian domesticated antidepressant drug goyim

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling turdskin

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: salmon boiling water church

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Sable alcoholic knife station

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: salmon boiling water church

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: salmon boiling water church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Haunting Honey-headed Water Buffalo

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49259839)