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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
french slap-happy church building
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
sooty ratface
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Racy Gas Station
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Hateful crackhouse prole
  08/30/25
...
Honey-headed Travel Guidebook Voyeur
  09/05/25
, he lisped
cheese-eating trump supporter
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
multi-colored pit
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
multi-colored pit
  08/31/25
...
Curious kitchen
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
sooty ratface
  08/31/25
delusional take
Curious kitchen
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
sooty ratface
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
chartreuse aromatic whorehouse
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
sooty ratface
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Azure sex offender
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
sooty ratface
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
sooty ratface
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Azure sex offender
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
sooty ratface
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
sooty ratface
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
sooty ratface
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Azure sex offender
  09/05/25
...
sooty ratface
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
swashbuckling crystalline pisswyrm
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Azure sex offender
  09/05/25
...
sooty ratface
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
sooty ratface
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Azure sex offender
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
shivering diverse puppy
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
sooty ratface
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
shivering diverse puppy
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
sooty ratface
  09/05/25
Kenny
Azure sex offender
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  09/06/25
...
sickened love of her life
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
sooty ratface
  09/06/25
...
sickened love of her life
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
sooty ratface
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Crawly Macaca Tanning Salon
  09/07/25
Explain
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
concupiscible misunderstood twinkling uncleanness senate
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
sooty ratface
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
khaki motley corn cake kitty
  09/07/25
...
chartreuse aromatic whorehouse
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
sooty ratface
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
sooty ratface
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/13/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: french slap-happy church building

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: sooty ratface

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Racy Gas Station

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Hateful crackhouse prole

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Travel Guidebook Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating trump supporter

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: multi-colored pit

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: multi-colored pit

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Curious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: sooty ratface

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Curious kitchen

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: sooty ratface

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: chartreuse aromatic whorehouse

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: sooty ratface

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: sooty ratface

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sooty ratface

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Azure sex offender

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: sooty ratface

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: sooty ratface

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: sooty ratface

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Azure sex offender

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sooty ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling crystalline pisswyrm

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Azure sex offender

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sooty ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sooty ratface

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Azure sex offender

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: shivering diverse puppy

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: sooty ratface

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: shivering diverse puppy

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sooty ratface

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Azure sex offender

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sickened love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: sooty ratface

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sickened love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: sooty ratface

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Crawly Macaca Tanning Salon

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood twinkling uncleanness senate

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: sooty ratface

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: khaki motley corn cake kitty

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: chartreuse aromatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: sooty ratface

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: sooty ratface

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2в#49428010)