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XO Film Fund: $150k until cameras roll
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Date: October 8th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) Cameras ready to roll, 6 week shoot total, with 4 weeks at the Underwater Stage in Pinewood (UK).
- Our underwater team is arguably the best in the world. They have worked on some of the biggest films out there - from the Mission Impossible franchise to multiple James Bond films, Harry Potter etc...
- Our sales agent have managed to do strong pre-sales with more than USD$1.6M which includes a North American deal with a major indie label. Total Budget is USD$6.3M.
Very commercial project with a clear route to market. All territories still available represent a value of USD2,180,000 (Base) / USD3,660,000 (Ask) with AFM next month.
- We are looking for the final USD150k to close finance, hit strike price and roll cameras. All other elements of the finance plan are already in place. We offer a 20% premium and 2% of the Producer's share of Net Profits. This is recoupable on a dedicated mezzanine corridor right after the senior lender and before all other equity participants.
- Additional perks include an Executive Producer credit in the Main Titles and tickets to the celebrity US or UK premiere. We can also provide a return flight + accommodation for an on-set day at legendary Pinewood in the UK).
Had a small bit of equity drop out at the last minute. Production loan is ready to go, just need the final piece.
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Date: October 8th, 2025 11:35 AM Author: cock of michael obama is this the one where 90 year old al pacino waddles around in a diaper while mumbling for 3 minutes and receives top billing based on a tired retelling of the getty kidnapping?
if he does deep dive scuba diving at 90 that would be pretty cool tbh |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) Found the financing on that one, just wrapped principal actually.
Producers of recently released Salvable - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt31249107/ - are dear friends and brought me on to help produce their next feature with them. Closed and signed another $150k 3 weeks ago for it. Now down to the last chunk but need to start production asap. |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: I.M. Gei Why would I want to waste money helping you disseminate shitlib filth?
Be honest, what is the LGBTQ angle of this “movie”
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) It's a survival action-thriller with murder and fucking sharks. It's just a good movie after the producers finished a non-shitlib boxing film with Shia LaBeouf. He does a good job but is still a bit of an asshole - he didn't do a press photo he was asked to, so I made fun of his shorts at a premiere back in July. He at least admitted his shorts sucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336359) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: I.M. Gei Who plays the girlboss POC kung fu master scientist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336450) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) 19 y/o Aussie rising star. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336456) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW no one wants to waste $ on this shit film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49335076) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) enjoy your plastic tchotchke instead of starting a side-career as a film producer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336334) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace Have you ever gotten someone to bite on one of these off the board? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49335089) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) Had a few good convos with a few of us and an offer on my last deal - but one of my off-board folks came through early enough so I didn't have to finalise with the Boardman. Really appreciate them taking the time to consider, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336331) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: peeface how much equity is required before you can bang the actors
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) for you? 3 Apocalyptos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336325) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: cock boi I talked it over with the team and we’re gonna pass, thanks for your time! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49335244) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, Serious ?: If we do this today will you set it up so we can bang the actresses on command MGM 1930s style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49335250) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) no. You can come to set and watch underwater shit at one of the coolest studios in the world and keep your hands to yourself - then go to the pub with the crew and throw back a few pints and have a good time. No actress banging on my set.
What you do at the studio away from my set on other sets is not my purview. |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Keezy I AM LOOKING TO EXCHANGE MONEY FOR SEX (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336344) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:18 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) let me know what you find. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336366) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW Your set? You’re a jewish lawyer not the director. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336457) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) I have a solid legal background, but I'm producing this alongside 3 others, it's ours. It's not the director's set either. He's wonderful but if he weren't, I'd fire him in a heartbeat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336468) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, I’m not straight up asking to bang them on the set but if I fund this NOW can you set it up so there’s a tacit understanding / coercive environment where I can get the actresses in isolated environments and have sex with them and engage in other acts where they understand they must participate and do so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49337695) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: al sapienza Quick question my man are you perchance Jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336454) |
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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) same answer every time. Not jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784337&forum_id=2в#49336460) |