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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Supple friendly grandma halford
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
bonkers faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
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  12/12/25
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  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
pink razzle stain whorehouse
  12/12/25
easy
Up-to-no-good Nursing Home Windowlicker
  12/12/25
lol ok man
self-centered aquamarine parlor
  12/12/25
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Tan incel clown
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Boyish Fat Ankles Pit
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
vivacious brunch coffee pot
  12/12/25
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concupiscible piazza son of senegal
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
cyan associate rehab
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
dead address
  12/12/25
...
bonkers faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Supple friendly grandma halford
  12/12/25
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Exciting mint property cuck
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
excitant internal respiration shitlib
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Shimmering place of business headpube
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
vivacious brunch coffee pot
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
cowardly aromatic famous landscape painting
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
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  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
vivacious brunch coffee pot
  12/12/25
tp.
cowardly aromatic famous landscape painting
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Comical affirmative action institution
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Twinkling bbw hall
  12/12/25
who is that
Comical affirmative action institution
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Tan incel clown
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Tan incel clown
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literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
180 Sadistic Church Building Milk
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Sexy selfie psychic
  12/12/25
cr
self-centered aquamarine parlor
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
pink razzle stain whorehouse
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Startled medicated site
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
multi-colored big-titted dog poop heaven
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Startled medicated site
  12/12/25
...
self-centered aquamarine parlor
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Maize harsh jap
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
deranged casino
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Elite church multi-billionaire
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Supple friendly grandma halford

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: bonkers faggot firefighter

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: multi-colored big-titted dog poop heaven

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: self-centered aquamarine parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: pink razzle stain whorehouse

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Nursing Home Windowlicker

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: self-centered aquamarine parlor

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Tan incel clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Boyish Fat Ankles Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: vivacious brunch coffee pot

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cyan associate rehab

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: dead address

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: bonkers faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Supple friendly grandma halford

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Exciting mint property cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: excitant internal respiration shitlib

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Shimmering place of business headpube

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: vivacious brunch coffee pot

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: cowardly aromatic famous landscape painting

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Twinkling bbw hall

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: vivacious brunch coffee pot

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: cowardly aromatic famous landscape painting

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Comical affirmative action institution

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Twinkling bbw hall

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Comical affirmative action institution

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Tan incel clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Tan incel clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: 180 Sadistic Church Building Milk

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Sexy selfie psychic

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: self-centered aquamarine parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: pink razzle stain whorehouse

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Startled medicated site

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: multi-colored big-titted dog poop heaven

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Startled medicated site

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: self-centered aquamarine parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Maize harsh jap

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: deranged casino

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Elite church multi-billionaire

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2в#49506164)