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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: low-t stage cuck 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Hilarious sexy parlour This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: low-t stage cuck lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Hilarious sexy parlour My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: low-t stage cuck You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Boyish kitchen Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: heady coiffed brunch athletic conference It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: jade electric den Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: azure splenetic fortuitous meteor You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: low-t stage cuck brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: azure splenetic fortuitous meteor glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: jade electric den You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: hyperventilating station $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: jade electric den Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: hyperventilating station thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Glittery Yarmulke 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: low-t stage cuck ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Glittery Yarmulke investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: medicated meetinghouse newt $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: ultramarine indirect expression I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: medicated meetinghouse newt good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Hideous Stead $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: aphrodisiac ivory rigpig six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: amethyst patrolman dilemma 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: jade electric den Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Provocative mischievous messiness what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Cerebral impertinent striped hyena property 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Vivacious native regret me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Cerebral impertinent striped hyena property It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Hilarious sexy parlour 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: jade electric den the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Diverse sienna weed whacker school Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Hilarious sexy parlour I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Provocative mischievous messiness mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Cerebral impertinent striped hyena property In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Provocative mischievous messiness yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Violent puppy menage Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Dashing Bisexual Useless Brakes 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: low-t stage cuck fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: vigorous fighting antidepressant drug A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: vigorous fighting antidepressant drug OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: ruby multi-colored church building gaming laptop A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Dashing Bisexual Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Citrine Narrow-minded Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: hyperventilating station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Boyish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Mind-boggling national Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Supple Goyim $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: razzmatazz cowardly french chef reading party Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Provocative mischievous messiness nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: razzmatazz cowardly french chef reading party Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Hairraiser Pontificating Whorehouse You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Slimy hospital Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: emerald lay Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Glittery Yarmulke damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: swashbuckling crusty pit old irish cottage Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: brindle bonkers hell headpube Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: ultramarine indirect expression 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: passionate light theater stage Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: rough-skinned cruise ship travel guidebook 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Infuriating thriller twinkling uncleanness 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Provocative mischievous messiness 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: jade electric den Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: swashbuckling crusty pit old irish cottage 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: talented sex offender literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Carmine exhilarant rehab I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: talented sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: vigorous fighting antidepressant drug 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Diverse sienna weed whacker school Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: azure splenetic fortuitous meteor how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Diverse sienna weed whacker school I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: azure splenetic fortuitous meteor 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Diverse sienna weed whacker school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: drab plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Hideous Stead Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Hideous Stead $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Iridescent Gunner $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Mind-boggling national I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: fragrant deer antler 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2в#49598250) |