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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Pale Mewling Orchestra Pit Clown
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
Hairraiser gold multi-billionaire friendly grandma
  04/24/26
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Magenta Heaven
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Mustard Office Mexican
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
narrow-minded garrison
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Cobalt lascivious home windowlicker
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
narrow-minded garrison
  04/24/26
Link?
Cobalt lascivious home windowlicker
  04/24/26
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Pale Mewling Orchestra Pit Clown
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
Blue Doobsian Lodge Boistinker
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Brass indecent space
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Blue Doobsian Lodge Boistinker
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
scarlet fear-inspiring field shitlib
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
awkward indirect expression
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
white principal's office
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Electric wrinkle
  04/24/26
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anal box office
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Brass indecent space
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Mustard Office Mexican
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Pale Mewling Orchestra Pit Clown

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser gold multi-billionaire friendly grandma

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Magenta Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Mustard Office Mexican

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: narrow-minded garrison

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Cobalt lascivious home windowlicker

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: narrow-minded garrison

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Cobalt lascivious home windowlicker

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Pale Mewling Orchestra Pit Clown

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Blue Doobsian Lodge Boistinker

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Brass indecent space

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Blue Doobsian Lodge Boistinker

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: scarlet fear-inspiring field shitlib

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: awkward indirect expression

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: white principal's office

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Electric wrinkle

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: anal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: lemon range antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: anal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Brass indecent space

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Mustard Office Mexican

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2в#49839738)