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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Bateful karate
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Stirring Burgundy Crackhouse
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Bateful karate
  06/01/26
120...
Stirring Burgundy Crackhouse
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Internet-worthy balding boistinker
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Bateful karate
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Internet-worthy balding boistinker
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
histrionic rehab
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Bateful karate
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
histrionic rehab
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Salmon institution
  06/01/26
...
Stimulating field
  06/01/26
...
Glittery persian
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Hideous ticket booth
  06/01/26
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aromatic really tough guy regret
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Exciting Dopamine Church
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Ivory goal in life shrine
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Bateful karate
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Ivory goal in life shrine
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Hideous ticket booth
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Stimulating field
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Hideous ticket booth
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Stimulating field
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Ivory goal in life shrine
  06/01/26
...
magical carnelian set incel
  06/02/26
you maed it
Maroon self-absorbed property depressive
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Irate flickering orchestra pit
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Hideous ticket booth
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Chestnut irradiated bbw
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
carmine stage dingle berry
  06/01/26
what job did you have
iridescent locale turdskin
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Plum area toilet seat
  06/01/26
...
Blathering umber indirect expression
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Copper Idea He Suggested Reading Party
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Hideous ticket booth
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Copper Idea He Suggested Reading Party
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Bateful karate
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Hideous ticket booth
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
drab keepsake machete menage
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Charcoal theater stage hissy fit
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Ivory goal in life shrine
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Charcoal theater stage hissy fit
  06/01/26
...
histrionic rehab
  06/03/26
...
Milky wonderful associate hominid
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Chestnut irradiated bbw
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Bateful karate
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Chestnut irradiated bbw
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Bateful karate
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Titillating milk
  06/02/26
...
Cyan Place Of Business Son Of Senegal
  06/02/26
...
Stimulating field
  06/02/26
...
Bateful karate
  06/03/26
...
histrionic rehab
  06/03/26
...
Chestnut irradiated bbw
  06/03/26
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aromatic really tough guy regret
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
racy big-titted school cafeteria
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Hideous ticket booth
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
rusted queen of the night trailer park
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Cyan Place Of Business Son Of Senegal
  06/03/26
...
Bateful karate
  06/03/26
...
rusted queen of the night trailer park
  06/03/26
...
histrionic rehab
  06/03/26
...
Chestnut irradiated bbw
  06/03/26
...
opaque candlestick maker
  06/03/26
...
Stirring Burgundy Crackhouse
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Bateful karate
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
appetizing transparent dilemma newt
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
rusted queen of the night trailer park
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Bateful karate

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Stirring Burgundy Crackhouse

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Bateful karate

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Stirring Burgundy Crackhouse

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy balding boistinker

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Bateful karate

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Internet-worthy balding boistinker

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: histrionic rehab

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Bateful karate

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: histrionic rehab

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Salmon institution

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Stimulating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Glittery persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Hideous ticket booth

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: aromatic really tough guy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Exciting Dopamine Church

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Ivory goal in life shrine

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Bateful karate

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Ivory goal in life shrine

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Hideous ticket booth

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Stimulating field

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Hideous ticket booth

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Stimulating field

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Ivory goal in life shrine

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: magical carnelian set incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Maroon self-absorbed property depressive

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Irate flickering orchestra pit

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Hideous ticket booth

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Chestnut irradiated bbw

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: carmine stage dingle berry

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: iridescent locale turdskin

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Plum area toilet seat

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Blathering umber indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Copper Idea He Suggested Reading Party

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Hideous ticket booth

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Copper Idea He Suggested Reading Party

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Bateful karate

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Hideous ticket booth

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: drab keepsake machete menage

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Charcoal theater stage hissy fit

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Ivory goal in life shrine

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Charcoal theater stage hissy fit

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: histrionic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Milky wonderful associate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Chestnut irradiated bbw

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Bateful karate

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Chestnut irradiated bbw

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Bateful karate

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Titillating milk

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Cyan Place Of Business Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Stimulating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Bateful karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: histrionic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Chestnut irradiated bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: aromatic really tough guy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: racy big-titted school cafeteria

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Hideous ticket booth

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: rusted queen of the night trailer park

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Cyan Place Of Business Son Of Senegal

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bateful karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: rusted queen of the night trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: histrionic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Chestnut irradiated bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: opaque candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Stirring Burgundy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bateful karate

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: appetizing transparent dilemma newt

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: rusted queen of the night trailer park

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2в#49912932)