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Has the George Luce / Vinson & Elkins email been posted yet?

It's hilarious.
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
details?
Filthy dun scourge upon the earth hunting ground
  06/30/06
From: Chatman, Carliss Sent: Monday, May 15, 2006 11:42 AM ...
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
...
Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat
  06/30/06
I really wonder what possessed him to write something like t...
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
Sounds like a pretty typical TTT NU student to me.
Claret Bbw Theater
  06/30/06
TTT? But he had the highest grade in legal writing!!!!!
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
It was probably pass/fail.
mildly autistic corner love of her life
  06/30/06
underappreciated post.
Mint histrionic library indirect expression
  07/21/06
I appreciated it... Truly
Aquamarine Party Of The First Part Philosopher-king
  03/13/07
He should apply for academic positions.
mildly autistic corner love of her life
  06/30/06
AHAHAHAHAHA That is the best thing I have read in awhile.
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
39? jesus christ. what do these nontrads think they are doin...
Irradiated pisswyrm institution
  06/30/06
You'd think someone his age would know better.
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
This is what bothers me about the whole ordeal: First, wh...
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
...
Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat
  06/30/06
x
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
it's especially sad because he was a computer programmer bef...
Irradiated pisswyrm institution
  06/30/06
did he get the job?
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
...
Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat
  06/30/06
You know I've occassionally thought about emailing to ask wh...
razzmatazz main people
  06/30/06
It's actually ok to send the recruiter a brief email and ask...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
this thread is absolutely beautiful.
Mint histrionic library indirect expression
  07/21/06
bump
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
An absolute classic. "Is it my age? (I'm 39, but I'm...
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
...
Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat
  06/30/06
i love the glaring grammatical error in his last sentence ...
Carnelian Reading Party Location
  06/30/06
this is why xoxo makes fun of nontrads
Wonderful Depressive
  06/30/06
Yeah, seems like a disproportionate number of these emails c...
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
x
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
at least he's modest
wild trust fund
  06/30/06
...
Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat
  06/30/06
Hell, some partners there are probably almost 10 years young...
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
This letter should be made into a template where you can jus...
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
fucking awesome idea.
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
I love this idea. The ultimate "fuck you" to a fir...
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
It would be especially great if one firm were to receive mul...
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
yasfrat
Irradiated pisswyrm institution
  06/30/06
This is exactly what would be great about it. The first one ...
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
haha, yep
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
Extreme quality.
Big lodge electric furnace
  06/30/06
Someone needs to email him this thread.
mildly autistic corner love of her life
  06/30/06
Dear Greg Luce: I was messing around on the internet last...
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
Pretty good, but let's send it through editing first.
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
uh oh
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
...
Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat
  06/30/06
...
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
Why did you wear a pink shirt to the interview?
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
he must not have seen that simpsons episode
Irradiated pisswyrm institution
  06/30/06
I read the thread title as George Lucas email
sickened pervert
  06/30/06
pwn3d.
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
99 Nw. U.L. Rev. 437 is his student note. Author footnote...
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
lame. if I write a note I'm going to put either something fu...
Irradiated pisswyrm institution
  06/30/06
I can't believe his student note is 85 pages.
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
LOL and it's about age discrimination SHOULDHAVESEENITCOM...
Irradiated pisswyrm institution
  06/30/06
lol
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
180LOL180
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
175
Mind-boggling tank
  06/30/06
180!!!
Obsidian Startling Brunch
  06/30/06
let me add my lol
Passionate Buck-toothed Turdskin
  07/21/06
this is one of the best "-PWN3D" combos I've seen.
rambunctious nowag bawdyhouse
  07/26/06
a milli
self-centered honey-headed area legal warrant
  08/22/08
HAHHAHAHA, that is awesome! Who would publish that?!
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
After reading his email, I can.
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
x
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
It's like he won a fucking Oscar or something. Woohoo, I co...
mildly autistic corner love of her life
  06/30/06
"I convinced a bunch of 25 year-old fags to print my sl...
Blue impressive resort stock car
  07/21/06
But he has to thank his library widow and the prof who taugh...
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
If anyone ever told me to "think like a lawyer" I ...
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
credited.
Obsidian Startling Brunch
  06/30/06
Fortunately, no one would ever expect you to.
milky aggressive garrison roommate
  06/30/06
"think like a lawyer," the battle cry of TTT stude...
wild trust fund
  06/30/06
The resourcefulness of this board never ceases to amaze me. ...
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
BASH BASH
Green Chad
  03/13/07
This can't be real, right? I mean, it can't be.
ungodly macaca internal respiration
  06/30/06
I'd like to think people like this don't exist, but then aft...
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
v
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
if you knew the guy you would know that it is real
Titillating ultramarine son of senegal
  06/30/06
does anyone on xoxo know him IRL?
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
His grandkids might post here.
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
lulz
misanthropic territorial locus faggot firefighter
  08/22/08
No wonder everyone assumes all us nontrads are gunner-douche...
floppy ruddy theatre
  06/30/06
at least he understands that this isn't going to work. he mi...
swashbuckling casino
  06/30/06
Well this email is starting to circulate widely (there were ...
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
Especially when this thread starts showing up on Google.
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
GOERGE LUCE NORTHWESTERN LAW REVIEW EMPLOYMENT FIRED GOERGE ...
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
Yep, that should do it.
Hilarious brass ceo
  06/30/06
Not cool, man. You just really fucked some innocent dude nam...
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
who knows, they might misspell his name when they run the se...
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
LOL
infuriating lascivious gay wizard cuckoldry
  07/21/06
You clearly have no idea how google works.
Sooty Appetizing Meetinghouse
  07/26/06
When I am a BIGLAW partner in 8 years, I am going to persona...
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
someone will hire him. he's got a decent resume. he's ...
swashbuckling casino
  06/30/06
George Luce has a son at Minnesota?
Maize theater stage therapy
  06/30/06
douches of a feather flock together.
swashbuckling casino
  06/30/06
also, this is like saying my letter to brooklyn was widely c...
swashbuckling casino
  06/30/06
George Luce = nontrad douchebag at NU = Moonshine Hillbilly?...
Claret Bbw Theater
  06/30/06
own3d.
Beady-eyed drunken milk
  06/30/06
This guy is already one year out, so no.
Fighting copper toaster
  06/30/06
you guys are funny
low-t pungent toilet seat
  06/30/06
here's "Carliss Chatman," the attorney who forward...
low-t pungent toilet seat
  06/30/06
that is so not what i expected a Carliss Chatman to look lik...
swashbuckling casino
  06/30/06
Her blog is entitled "It's Easy to Find Jesus When You'...
Mind-boggling tank
  06/30/06
Fwiw, Bush could always afford cocaine.
milky aggressive garrison roommate
  06/30/06
i thought it'd be a prissy dude
low-t pungent toilet seat
  06/30/06
exactly. some WASPy fucker.
swashbuckling casino
  06/30/06
i imagine there's a lot of quickly concealed confusion at me...
Offensive Pontificating National Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/06
This is funny!
thriller wine gunner tanning salon
  06/30/06
She needs a retro-active ding. What a beast.
Sapphire Stage
  07/21/06
ty ty ty.
Supple Idea He Suggested
  06/30/06
This thread = instant classic.
Mind-boggling tank
  06/30/06
Unbelievable. Best of all, its poorly written.
very tactful potus boistinker
  06/30/06
I love this guy!!! He really deserved to get the job!!!
Awkward elastic band athletic conference
  06/30/06
Beautiful
Shimmering shrine halford
  06/30/06
This could and should get him fired from his clerkship. You...
Contagious kitty point
  06/30/06
he also attacks the skills of the "oil and gas" as...
low-t pungent toilet seat
  06/30/06
LOL.... that part was the highlight of his arrogant gunner-d...
Jade Roast Beef Private Investor
  06/30/06
Yeah, I already copied that section for pasting: "Th...
milky aggressive garrison roommate
  06/30/06
the total lack of self-awareness is priceless. i keep readin...
low-t pungent toilet seat
  06/30/06
I read it with Dwight Schrutte's voice in my head.
Razzle Fat Ankles Azn
  06/30/06
He'll get in everywhere he re-applies!
floppy ruddy theatre
  06/30/06
i'm gonna fuck the living shit out of josefina luce sounds ...
low-t pungent toilet seat
  06/30/06
Who the fuck uses exclamation points in a business letter?
diverse emerald field preventive strike
  06/30/06
George Luce, thats who
salmon stirring whorehouse
  08/22/08
tragic. this is almost as good as "bla bla bla"...
fluffy haunting death wish
  06/30/06
The pink shirt and the hair transplants might bring it about...
Obsidian Startling Brunch
  06/30/06
This is the best law review at NU will get you? HAHA. Wh...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
He might not have been on law review at Northwestern. In fa...
flickering concupiscible personal credit line site
  06/30/06
True. I posted that mostly to bring Joe_Vaj out of the wood...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
holy crap. I know that guy. I graduated in his class at NU...
Titillating ultramarine son of senegal
  06/30/06
Fat? He sounds fat.
diverse emerald field preventive strike
  06/30/06
no. really skinny. The funny thing is that the two weirdes...
Titillating ultramarine son of senegal
  06/30/06
Is his speech impediment really noticable?
diverse emerald field preventive strike
  06/30/06
George's? no, not particularly. I assumed he would get a j...
Titillating ultramarine son of senegal
  06/30/06
Zve Rosenberg sounds like a fundamentalist Jew of some sort....
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
no. he just had a really strong lisp and stutter and was am...
Titillating ultramarine son of senegal
  06/30/06
That's incorrect, ttboy
adventurous codepig kitchen
  08/13/06
...
Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat
  06/30/06
99th percentile LSAT --> NU? Law review + clerkship --...
Obsidian Startling Brunch
  06/30/06
I think upon reading closely, you'll see that those accompli...
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
It reads as if he did an externship AND a clerkship. And ...
Obsidian Startling Brunch
  06/30/06
I didn't see anything about a clerkship, I'll have to read i...
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
His email is at Louisiana Middle District.
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
It doesn't appear that he was on LR. At least, he was never...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
Holyfuckingshit. The NU law review publishes 85 page crap o...
Obsidian Startling Brunch
  06/30/06
Unless all NU LR members don't become members, apparently ye...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
i have never heard of a non lr student getting published in ...
bright abode
  06/30/06
But if he'd been on LR, his name would have been listed as s...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
he would either be listed as an editor during his 3L year or...
bright abode
  06/30/06
OK, I didn't see staff members listed anywhere, but he was n...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
They were too dumb for me. My lack of "experience"...
boyish charcoal home french chef
  06/30/06
Fish?
provocative goal in life business firm
  06/30/06
Fish is one or two years behind this guy (I think). He's wor...
razzmatazz main people
  06/30/06
I live for threads like this. Does "library widow&qu...
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
perhaps the 161 is accurate after all.
Offensive Pontificating National Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/06
I'm glad this joke will never get old. ty
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
I commend GTO as the OP, and every single comment contained ...
thriller wine gunner tanning salon
  06/30/06
WOW! This is Big Tex quality douchebaggery. I can't beli...
Mischievous clear double fault
  06/30/06
I like the pink shirt line, with the (very important) caveat...
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
Which basically says he can't pick his own clothes out, but ...
Mischievous clear double fault
  06/30/06
ti,oc,tcr. The continued and unnecessary use of parenthes...
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
LOL
Fighting copper toaster
  07/01/06
"The career clerk in my judge's chambers has 20+ years ...
milky aggressive garrison roommate
  06/30/06
After rereading the email, I now think this has to be flame....
Mischievous clear double fault
  06/30/06
>>Who would say something so stoopid. Have you e...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
Sure. Some dood in my section is 30-35 and he is one of the...
Mischievous clear double fault
  06/30/06
Where do you go to school? I'm going to send a team of anth...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
I really don't think this dood is indoicative of any class o...
Mischievous clear double fault
  06/30/06
No, I definitely can think of at least four nontrads I gradu...
Grizzly marketing idea
  06/30/06
Obiously worse even than LLMs.
Obsidian Startling Brunch
  06/30/06
The best part about this thread is that someone reading this...
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
bla bla bla
boyish charcoal home french chef
  06/30/06
I can't believe it's real; it's just too perfect for xoxo......
deranged submissive plaza
  06/30/06
wow are people at my law school such douchetards?
bright abode
  06/30/06
See, for example, Reade_Seligmann
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
getting into b-school wipes away all my sins
bright abode
  06/30/06
You may be right about that
vermilion mediation
  06/30/06
Confidentiality
pearly multi-billionaire native
  07/21/06
Go right ahead, jackass.
razzmatazz main people
  07/21/06
Hi George. P.S.: What the hell were you thinking?
lilac menage
  07/21/06
I just didn't understand why they didn't hire me and wanted ...
pearly multi-billionaire native
  07/21/06
I suggest dropping this whole thing now before you make it a...
mildly autistic corner love of her life
  07/21/06
It actually wasn't a bad letter until you got to the paragra...
lilac menage
  07/21/06
You are either wonderful flame or the best new poster in age...
ocher curious degenerate
  07/21/06
Welcome, George!!! Oh my God...
Razzle-dazzle Maniacal Ticket Booth
  07/21/06
i think it's jess_w3@hotmail.com see the last comment ht...
Rusted fragrant volcanic crater
  07/21/06
He seems to have admitted that he's George, or at least flam...
Razzle-dazzle Maniacal Ticket Booth
  07/21/06
email the addy above
Rusted fragrant volcanic crater
  07/21/06
Um, what was the confidential information that she disclosed...
ocher curious degenerate
  07/21/06
Good catch. I was wondering about that. As for the "...
razzmatazz main people
  07/21/06
I don't think there's much to be gained by getting this emai...
ocher curious degenerate
  07/21/06
I was leaning toward that conclusion. You are a calm voice i...
razzmatazz main people
  07/21/06
Google is now aware of this thread: http://www.google.com/se...
razzmatazz main people
  07/21/06
Beautiful.
ocher curious degenerate
  07/21/06
It's number 4 on google. Let's try to make it #1 by tonight....
infuriating lascivious gay wizard cuckoldry
  07/21/06
a good way to do that is to click on the link after searchin...
Mint histrionic library indirect expression
  07/21/06
...
Disrespectful Space
  07/21/06
How long till this email shows up in law blogs like the huds...
Mint histrionic library indirect expression
  07/22/06
http://www.legalreader.com/archives/003352.html http://drun...
lilac menage
  07/22/06
nice. hopefully it will make its way into the higher traffic...
Mint histrionic library indirect expression
  07/22/06
It's already been forwarded around by my school's career ser...
arousing massive church
  07/22/06
thats awesome. what kind of introduction did it come with?
Mint histrionic library indirect expression
  07/22/06
It seems to be picking up some momentum.
Fighting copper toaster
  07/26/06
he was a computer programmer in his past life? well, it cert...
harsh odious ladyboy
  07/22/06
SOMEONE PWN GEORGE LUCAS WITH A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE COMPLETE W...
ebony cracking box office
  07/26/06
THIS THREAD IS NOW #1 ON GOOGLE FOR GEORGE LUCE!!!! SOMEONE ...
ebony cracking box office
  07/26/06
how did google get wind of this so fast?
ebony cracking box office
  07/26/06
Does anyone know which judge he clerked for? I have a feeli...
amethyst hot haunted graveyard
  07/26/06
You know, except for the paragraph about his experience as...
Exhilarant Crackhouse
  07/26/06
...
Internet-worthy indian lodge puppy
  07/28/06
I missed this thread when it first came out. I am very grat...
alcoholic boiling water
  07/31/06
Did he go to a TTT undergrad?
Cruel-hearted University Antidepressant Drug
  08/13/06
BASH, BASH
Green Chad
  03/13/07
GTO google-bombed George Luce: http://www.google.com/search...
Green Chad
  03/13/07
Just read a post from a year ago but ill comment anyway... ...
Jet anal circlehead
  03/13/07
He didn't show up on Martindale, think he is employed anywhe...
Topaz Electric Chapel Dragon
  03/13/07
looks like he may still be clerking... ? http://www.lsba....
greedy genital piercing
  06/09/07
Sucks to not get a job, huh GTO?
Green Chad
  05/03/07
thing is, *he* probably got a firm job eventually.
crusty ivory gas station incel
  06/08/07
...
shivering slate faggotry
  05/03/07
Wow... just came across this thread... I was in George's ...
crystalline adulterous spot
  06/09/07
"(No, I am not George)" - hi george
doobsian aromatic wagecucks
  06/09/07
titcr.
Red Unholy Blood Rage Messiness
  06/09/07
...
Talented Insane School Psychic
  06/09/07
The real villian in this whole affair was that mean bitch Ca...
sinister bisexual doctorate sanctuary
  08/22/08
i was gonna jump on board until i noticed she was black. pr...
Sable state sex offender
  08/22/08
I would hope you wouldn't hire anyone to fight a $20 traffic...
heady corn cake locale
  08/22/08
Seems like guy ended up finding a job in his home state and ...
vivacious striped hyena
  08/22/08


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Date: June 30th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

It's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108781)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Filthy dun scourge upon the earth hunting ground

details?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108798)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

From: Chatman, Carliss

Sent: Monday, May 15, 2006 11:42 AM

To: Rumbaugh, Holly; Dennis, Patrick; Lankau, Tim

Subject: FW: request to reconsider George Luce

This is a guy I interviewed last week. WTF?

-----Original Message-----

From: George_Luce@lamd.uscourts.gov [mailto:George_Luce@lamd.uscourts.gov]

Sent: Monday, May 15, 2006 11:25 AM

To: Johnson, Loreatha

Cc: Schick, Robert M.; Davidow, Jennifer; Harvin, David; Pipkin, Emily; Kornegay, Nancy; Mehta, Persis; Murphy, George; Hodge, Justin; Reeder, James; Chatman, Carliss; Held, Kenneth; Lawson, Corey; Powers, Jason; Omar, Amin

Subject: request to reconsider George Luce

Dear Loreatha,

I received your letter dated May 11, and I am extremely disappointed that Vinson & Elkins has chosen not to extend me an offer. I remain convinced that V&E is the right firm for me. While it is hard to quibble with the verdict of a panel of 14 people, I believe that a real mistake was made, and I ask that my application be reconsidered.

I assume that V&E's chief objective in hiring new associates is to get the best people it can get. Please consider the fact that in law school, I earned the top score in my section on EVERY PAPER in both of my legal writing courses. (The grading was done anonymously.) My article was selected for publication in the Northwestern Law Review, which is one of the top law reviews in the country. Judge Amy St. Eve, a federal judge with whom I externed, will tell you that I was the best extern she ever had (and her externs were mostly cream-of-the-crop Northwestern students, many of whom went on to federal appellate clerkships). The Judge I work for now, as well as other people with whom I have worked, will tell you that I have unusual talent as a legal analyst. I suggest that before you conclude that I don't measure up to V&E's standards, you ask people with whom I have worked what they think about my work and my abilities. At risk of sounding arrogant, I submit that I would be a standout performer at V&E, even though V&E is an elite firm that can select from among the best candidates.

I sensed that some of my interviewers were uncomfortable with the fact that I am not committed to a specific substantive area of law. I would argue, however, that the tools that we bring to the table as lawyers are far more important than the direct, "relevant" experience we bring. "Practical" experience is no substitute for creative intelligence, intellectual sophistication, and pure tenacity. The career clerk in my judge's chambers has 20+ years of experience, so she knows a lot of things that I don't know. But she is not in my league as a legal analyst and writer. I have seen enough during my clerkship to say with confidence that I am capable of better work - far better work - than most of the "experienced" attorneys who practice before my judge.

As a judicial clerk, I have been deeply immersed in all sorts of cases at every phase of the litigation process. There are many procedural issues that are common across all different substantive areas of law. There are many connections and overlaps between the different substantive areas. Even within a given substantive area, every case is different, turning on its own facts. The relatively inexperienced associates who specialize in a particular area will have only seen a small part of the universe of possible issues that may arise in their area. Given these facts, I am highly skeptical that, say, a 3rd-year associate who has specialized in "oil and gas" is going to be light years ahead of me in that field. The hypothetical 3rd-year associate will certainly know a lot more than I know about the art and practice of lawyering. But it is highly doubtful that her substantive oil and gas knowledge (which of course exceeds mine) will give her a significant advantage over me when it comes time to analyze the next oil and gas case (which will no doubt involve issues that neither of us have seen before). I want to work on interesting, challenging cases, but I don't believe it would be rational for me to arbitrarily limit myself to a specific substantive area of law at this point in my career. I'll find my niche down the road. I would think that V&E would prefer that their new associates be open-minded enough to try different things.

I would also add that there are intangible factors to be considered. I left a lucrative job in my mid-thirties, working hard to score in the top 1% nationwide on the LSAT so I could go to an elite law school. (I was the oldest guy in my class.) When I was a computer programmer, I was a one-man consulting firm, saving my employer (the state of Louisiana) millions of dollars in costs and making the lives of thousands of people (the system's users) easier. Often, I would go to bed at night, half dreaming, half awake, obsessing over a thorny problem that I encountered. When the creative inspiration would come in the morning, those were the greatest thrills of my life. I know what its like to work 80-hour weeks for months on end. I know what's it like to be considered the expert of last resort - the guy they call in the middle of the night when the data gets corrupted and no one else can figure out what to do. I take my work SERIOUSLY and I take great pride in what I do. I would submit that these are the qualities that can make me a "franchise player" at V&E.

I recognize that the chance that you will reconsider and extend me an offer are very slim. (Lawyers tend to be extremely risk-averse and unwilling to do things differently than they've done before.) But please give this request some serious consideration. I suggest that you begin by talking with some of the folks who have worked with me.

Finally, if you are not willing to change your verdict on me, would you please do the favor of giving me some honest feedback about why you were not impressed enough with me to make an offer? Is it my age? (I'm 39, but I'm healthier than most 25-year-olds.) Is it that I'm losing my hair? (I am willing to undergo transplants!) Is it the fact that I wore a pink shirt to my interview? (My wife picked it out.) Is it the fact that I took the Louisiana bar exam before taking the Texas bar exam? (I took the Louisiana exam because I wanted to get licensed in my home state, and I wanted to get it out of the way first because I had to learn all that civil code stuff.) Is it because I have spent most of my life in Louisiana? (Houston is only a 3-hour car ride or a 40-minute plane ride from Baton Rouge.) Is it because I have a minor speech impediment (a "lacerated S")? Is it because I am introverted? Do I come across as arrogant? Too timid? Is it because I'm not committed to a specific substantive area of litigation?

You judged me as a qualified candidate based on my paper credentials, as evidenced by your willingness to expend the resources to bring me in for an interview. I assure you that I am a much better lawyer than even my paper credentials suggest! Please give me another look. It would be a shame if V&E and me are deprived of a mutually profitable relationship because I failed to present myself well in person on May 8.

Sincerely,

George Luce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108803)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108836)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:53 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

I really wonder what possessed him to write something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108856)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Claret Bbw Theater

Sounds like a pretty typical TTT NU student to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108861)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

TTT? But he had the highest grade in legal writing!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108865)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: mildly autistic corner love of her life

It was probably pass/fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108879)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Mint histrionic library indirect expression

underappreciated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270857)





Date: March 13th, 2007 1:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine Party Of The First Part Philosopher-king

I appreciated it... Truly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747719)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: mildly autistic corner love of her life

He should apply for academic positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108870)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

AHAHAHAHAHA

That is the best thing I have read in awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108871)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: Irradiated pisswyrm institution

39? jesus christ. what do these nontrads think they are doing? a first year associate shouldn't be older than the partners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108878)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

You'd think someone his age would know better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108894)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

This is what bothers me about the whole ordeal:

First, who expends that much energy writing to any firm after a ding?

Second, it's V&E. It's in Texas. Why would anyone want to work there so badly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108934)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108960)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108965)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: Irradiated pisswyrm institution

it's especially sad because he was a computer programmer before the dotcom boom (assuming that wasn't another foolish career change) and should have made millions of dollars off some start up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108941)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

did he get the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108933)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108964)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz main people

You know I've occassionally thought about emailing to ask why I didn't get an offer at a particular place (for self improvement purposes if there's something obvious I'm screwing up.) This email has scared me straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109903)





Date: June 30th, 2006 11:59 AM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

It's actually ok to send the recruiter a brief email and ask for feedback. Worst thing that can happen is they'll ignore it and you'll never see them again. Best thing that can happen is that the hiring partner is a nice guy and he'll answer you himself (I do know someone this happened to).

It's not ok to do what this douchebag did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110646)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Mint histrionic library indirect expression

this thread is absolutely beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270841)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108827)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy

An absolute classic.

"Is it my age? (I'm 39, but I'm healthier than most 25-year-olds.) Is it that I'm losing my hair? (I am willing to undergo transplants!) ... Is it because I have a minor speech impediment (a "lacerated S")?"

How about all of the above? And nice job of highlighting everything that likely turned them off the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108867)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108872)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: Carnelian Reading Party Location

i love the glaring grammatical error in his last sentence

also, i love the pithy "this is a guy i interviewed last week. WTF?" by the guy who forwarded the email.

finally, i love how he butresses his academic qualifications with this amazing factoid: ", I earned the top score in my section on EVERY PAPER in both of my legal writing courses. (The grading was done anonymously.)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108887)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Wonderful Depressive

this is why xoxo makes fun of nontrads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108901)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

Yeah, seems like a disproportionate number of these emails come from nontrads for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108922)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108937)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: wild trust fund

at least he's modest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108920)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108921)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

Hell, some partners there are probably almost 10 years younger than him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108925)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

This letter should be made into a template where you can just add the firm that dinged you and your law school; every firm that ever dings an xoxo poster should receive this letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108926)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

fucking awesome idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108936)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy

I love this idea. The ultimate "fuck you" to a firm that has dinged you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108951)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:09 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

It would be especially great if one firm were to receive multiple copies of the letter from students at different schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108956)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:09 AM
Author: Irradiated pisswyrm institution

yasfrat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108959)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:16 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy

This is exactly what would be great about it. The first one they get will get passed around the office and everybody will laugh at the dude who sent it. Then they would receive 10 more identical letters the next day, and they would quickly realize that the joke was on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108994)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:18 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

haha, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109008)





Date: June 30th, 2006 3:47 AM
Author: Big lodge electric furnace

Extreme quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109396)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: mildly autistic corner love of her life

Someone needs to email him this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108939)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

Dear Greg Luce:

I was messing around on the internet last night when I came across an (embarrassing) email you had sent to Vinson & Elkins - a moderaltely prestigious law firm located in some shit state - expressing your wish to be reconsidered for an associate position. Your letter was long, self-aggrandizing, immodest, disrespectful, and poorly written. The email was posted on a discussion board, by some random person (rumor has it the poster was a sneaky V&E summer associate), and many posters rightly ridiculed you for it. Here is the link:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&mc=27&forum_id=2

BAFF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108983)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:19 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

Pretty good, but let's send it through editing first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109014)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

uh oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109019)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108962)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:11 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108969)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

Why did you wear a pink shirt to the interview?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108980)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: Irradiated pisswyrm institution

he must not have seen that simpsons episode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108985)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: sickened pervert

I read the thread title as George Lucas email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108981)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108991)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:18 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

99 Nw. U.L. Rev. 437 is his student note.

Author footnote:

* I wish to thank Professor Max Schanzenbach and Professor Anthony D'Amato for reading and commenting on an earlier draft of this Comment. I also wish to thank Professor D'Amato for teaching me to "think like a lawyer" - and Clinical Professor Susan Provenzano for teaching me to write like one. I thank the editors and staff members of the Northwestern Law Review for their judicious editorial work. I am especially grateful to Executive Editor Chiawen Kiew for graciously accommodating my last-minute revisions. Finally, I thank my family and friends who believed in me - especially my wife Josefina who patiently endured many nights as a "library widow" while I prepared this Comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109009)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Irradiated pisswyrm institution

lame. if I write a note I'm going to put either something funny or something about jews in the media in the author footnote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109017)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

I can't believe his student note is 85 pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109043)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: Irradiated pisswyrm institution

LOL and it's about age discrimination

SHOULDHAVESEENITCOMINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109061)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109066)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:30 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

180LOL180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109088)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tank

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109809)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Obsidian Startling Brunch

180!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113170)





Date: July 21st, 2006 7:46 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed Turdskin

let me add my lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270140)





Date: July 26th, 2006 8:59 PM
Author: rambunctious nowag bawdyhouse

this is one of the best "-PWN3D" combos I've seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308815)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 6:49 PM
Author: self-centered honey-headed area legal warrant

a milli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087633)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

HAHHAHAHA, that is awesome! Who would publish that?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109079)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

After reading his email, I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113185)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109018)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: mildly autistic corner love of her life

It's like he won a fucking Oscar or something. Woohoo, I convinced a bunch of 25 year-old fags to print my slop!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109023)





Date: July 21st, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Blue impressive resort stock car

"I convinced a bunch of 25 year-old fags to print my slop!"

Possibly my favorite post of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270190)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

But he has to thank his library widow and the prof who taught him to think like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109027)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

If anyone ever told me to "think like a lawyer" I would kick them in the teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109092)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:03 PM
Author: Obsidian Startling Brunch

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113173)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: milky aggressive garrison roommate

Fortunately, no one would ever expect you to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113280)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:22 AM
Author: wild trust fund

"think like a lawyer," the battle cry of TTT students

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109038)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy

The resourcefulness of this board never ceases to amaze me. Looking up his note on westlaw - on the one hand, so obvious; on the other, pure genius.

I love you people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109063)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: Green Chad

BASH BASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747240)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: ungodly macaca internal respiration

This can't be real, right? I mean, it can't be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109041)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

I'd like to think people like this don't exist, but then after seeing that long-winded author footnote...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109049)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

v

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109099)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:03 PM
Author: Titillating ultramarine son of senegal

if you knew the guy you would know that it is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110674)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

does anyone on xoxo know him IRL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109055)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy

His grandkids might post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109072)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 6:26 PM
Author: misanthropic territorial locus faggot firefighter

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087575)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: floppy ruddy theatre

No wonder everyone assumes all us nontrads are gunner-douches. What an ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109064)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling casino

at least he understands that this isn't going to work. he might get a couple hints about being less of a douche in the future. all he wasted was time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109065)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

Well this email is starting to circulate widely (there were 50+ people it was forwarded to before it got to me). At this rate no one is going to want to hire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109073)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:30 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

Especially when this thread starts showing up on Google.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109086)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109098)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Hilarious brass ceo

Yep, that should do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109103)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy

Not cool, man. You just really fucked some innocent dude name Goerge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109116)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

who knows, they might misspell his name when they run the search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109127)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: infuriating lascivious gay wizard cuckoldry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270909)





Date: July 26th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Sooty Appetizing Meetinghouse

You clearly have no idea how google works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6309093)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy

When I am a BIGLAW partner in 8 years, I am going to personally handwrite the address on the ding letter we send to a 47 year-old George Luce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109090)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling casino

someone will hire him.

he's got a decent resume.

he's screwed for really prestigious places, but i'm sure some v100 will probably give him a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109169)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: Maize theater stage therapy

George Luce has a son at Minnesota?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109179)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling casino

douches of a feather flock together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109184)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling casino

also, this is like saying my letter to brooklyn was widely circulated and will have a bad effect on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109181)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Claret Bbw Theater

George Luce = nontrad douchebag at NU = Moonshine Hillbilly?

Probably not, but it would be funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109102)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken milk

own3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109107)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

This guy is already one year out, so no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109112)





Date: June 30th, 2006 3:58 AM
Author: low-t pungent toilet seat

you guys are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109408)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: low-t pungent toilet seat

here's "Carliss Chatman," the attorney who forwarded the email

http://wc.studentaffairs.duke.edu/wc/images/fof01_CarlissChatman_385px.jpg

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109410)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling casino

that is so not what i expected a Carliss Chatman to look like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109430)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tank

Her blog is entitled "It's Easy to Find Jesus When You've Run Out of Cocaine," which I assume is a dig at the president, which seems pretty ballsy when you work at V & E in Houston. Small wonder she's hidden/deleted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109848)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: milky aggressive garrison roommate

Fwiw, Bush could always afford cocaine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113307)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:26 AM
Author: low-t pungent toilet seat

i thought it'd be a prissy dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109869)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling casino

exactly. some WASPy fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110782)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:28 PM
Author: Offensive Pontificating National Old Irish Cottage

i imagine there's a lot of quickly concealed confusion at meetings when carliss chatman shows up for the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110865)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: thriller wine gunner tanning salon

This is funny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113189)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Sapphire Stage

She needs a retro-active ding. What a beast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270980)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:38 AM
Author: Supple Idea He Suggested

ty ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109462)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tank

This thread = instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109864)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: very tactful potus boistinker

Unbelievable. Best of all, its poorly written.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109896)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Awkward elastic band athletic conference

I love this guy!!! He really deserved to get the job!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110014)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:54 AM
Author: Shimmering shrine halford

Beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110105)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Contagious kitty point

This could and should get him fired from his clerkship. You think the staff attorney -- or the judge who hired her -- appreciates a clerk talking about how inferior her lawyerly skillz are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110018)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: low-t pungent toilet seat

he also attacks the skills of the "oil and gas" associates - apparently thinking this would help land him the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110099)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Jade Roast Beef Private Investor

LOL.... that part was the highlight of his arrogant gunner-douche missive for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110752)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: milky aggressive garrison roommate

Yeah, I already copied that section for pasting:

"The career clerk in my judge's chambers has 20+ years of experience, so she knows a lot of things that I don't know. But she is not in my league as a legal analyst and writer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113319)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:46 AM
Author: low-t pungent toilet seat

the total lack of self-awareness is priceless. i keep reading and re-reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110050)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Razzle Fat Ankles Azn

I read it with Dwight Schrutte's voice in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110819)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:49 AM
Author: floppy ruddy theatre

He'll get in everywhere he re-applies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110074)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:56 AM
Author: low-t pungent toilet seat

i'm gonna fuck the living shit out of josefina luce

sounds like a total venezuelan trophy wife/maid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110114)





Date: June 30th, 2006 11:17 AM
Author: diverse emerald field preventive strike

Who the fuck uses exclamation points in a business letter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110283)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 6:58 PM
Author: salmon stirring whorehouse

George Luce, thats who

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087666)





Date: June 30th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: fluffy haunting death wish

tragic.

this is almost as good as "bla bla bla"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110613)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: Obsidian Startling Brunch

The pink shirt and the hair transplants might bring it about even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113248)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

This is the best law review at NU will get you?

HAHA. Where's Joe_Vaj when we need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110661)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:03 PM
Author: flickering concupiscible personal credit line site

He might not have been on law review at Northwestern. In fact, he could have had bad grades. He just said that he got a paper published on the NU law review.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110676)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:05 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

True. I posted that mostly to bring Joe_Vaj out of the woodwork for some trolling fun.

You could be law review at Harvard, but if you're a giant douchebag like that dude no one will want to hire you. I think we all know someone like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110691)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:02 PM
Author: Titillating ultramarine son of senegal

holy crap. I know that guy. I graduated in his class at NU. He was a 2005 grad so he has been out of work for awhile. He was weird, although not as weird as Zve Rosenberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110668)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: diverse emerald field preventive strike

Fat? He sounds fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110703)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:07 PM
Author: Titillating ultramarine son of senegal

no. really skinny. The funny thing is that the two weirdest people in our class were George (the oldest) and Zve (the youngest)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110716)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:08 PM
Author: diverse emerald field preventive strike

Is his speech impediment really noticable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110723)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Titillating ultramarine son of senegal

George's? no, not particularly. I assumed he would get a job somewhere. He didn't even look that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110751)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:09 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

Zve Rosenberg sounds like a fundamentalist Jew of some sort. Was he? That would explain the weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110730)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: Titillating ultramarine son of senegal

no. he just had a really strong lisp and stutter and was amazingly hard to communicate with. very nice guy though, just was in a different world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110744)





Date: August 13th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: adventurous codepig kitchen
Subject: That's incorrect, ttboy

Close but wrong. In the 2005 class, Zvi was the third youngest. Hudson Hollister was younger than Zvi and Mike Lawyer was the youngest in the class.

Btw, from what I heard from another 1L in our section at the time, George Luce got a C+ in Civ Pro with Hoskins. I wonder if that's true. Anyways, he sure was a nice, friendly guy. I'm sorry to see him getting so publicly pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6429950)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:47 PM
Author: Carmine misunderstood public bath kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113086)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Obsidian Startling Brunch

99th percentile LSAT --> NU?

Law review + clerkship --> Ding at Texas oil firm?

LIFEPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113138)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

I think upon reading closely, you'll see that those accomplishments you say he has were slightly inflated.

He wasn't necessarily ON LR, but had his note published. He didn't have a clerkship, but from what I read, it was an externship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113220)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: Obsidian Startling Brunch

It reads as if he did an externship AND a clerkship.

And not even student editors would publish an 85 page note about nothing important for someone who wasn't on LR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113268)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

I didn't see anything about a clerkship, I'll have to read it again.

EDIT: Ok, saw that paragraph. RCPWNED. Damn, what a douche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113279)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

His email is at Louisiana Middle District.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113331)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

It doesn't appear that he was on LR. At least, he was never an editor.

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/lawreview/editorialboard/editorialboard2004-2005.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113316)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: Obsidian Startling Brunch

Holyfuckingshit. The NU law review publishes 85 page crap on employment law from non-lr members?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113389)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

Unless all NU LR members don't become members, apparently yes.

With most journals, everyone becomes some sort of editor. Can any NU students confirm this is true on NULR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113557)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: bright abode

i have never heard of a non lr student getting published in the lr. This is a first to my knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113842)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:25 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

But if he'd been on LR, his name would have been listed as some sort of editor for one of the years he was on it, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113856)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: bright abode

he would either be listed as an editor during his 3L year or a staff member during his 2L year. sometimes though, people write on and their names don't make the first edition of the staff member section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113871)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:28 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

OK, I didn't see staff members listed anywhere, but he was never listed as an editor. So does that mean he wasn't on LR? Or that he may have been on as a 2L but quit as a 3L or something?

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113875)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: boyish charcoal home french chef

They were too dumb for me. My lack of "experience" in law reviews is more than compensated for by my general intelligence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113521)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: provocative goal in life business firm

Fish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113159)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz main people

Fish is one or two years behind this guy (I think). He's working in NYC as a summer associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113163)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

I live for threads like this.

Does "library widow" even make sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113182)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Offensive Pontificating National Old Irish Cottage

perhaps the 161 is accurate after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113275)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

I'm glad this joke will never get old. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113313)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: thriller wine gunner tanning salon

I commend GTO as the OP, and every single comment contained herein. This is why I love xoxo more than irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113216)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Mischievous clear double fault

WOW! This is Big Tex quality douchebaggery.

I can't believe he put his LSAT % in the letter. Is he fucking insane? And what was with all his IT bullshit?

Offering to get a hair transplant though is what pushes him over the cliff for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113217)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

I like the pink shirt line, with the (very important) caveat that his wife picked it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113264)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Mischievous clear double fault

Which basically says he can't pick his own clothes out, but was concerned enough about it to seek to distance himself from the decision by throwing her under the bus.

Classy guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113284)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

ti,oc,tcr.

The continued and unnecessary use of parentheses also made this very difficult to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113308)





Date: July 1st, 2006 12:46 PM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6117623)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: milky aggressive garrison roommate

"The career clerk in my judge's chambers has 20+ years of experience, so she knows a lot of things that I don't know. But she is not in my league as a legal analyst and writer."

Better hope the clerk's office doesn't get wind of this statement before the firm calls to re-check his credentials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113345)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: Mischievous clear double fault

After rereading the email, I now think this has to be flame. How about when he says Lawyers are risk averse. Why say something so stoopid? I mean that is like right off XO.

And he says, "At risk of sounding arrogant ..." Who would say something so stoopid.

If not flame, something like this should really ruin his career if their was any justice in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113386)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

>>Who would say something so stoopid.

Have you ever talked to a nontrad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113400)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Mischievous clear double fault

Sure. Some dood in my section is 30-35 and he is one of the nicest, coolest, most laid back doods in school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113412)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

Where do you go to school? I'm going to send a team of anthropologists to observe him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113421)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Mischievous clear double fault

I really don't think this dood is indoicative of any class of people, other than the douchebag class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113430)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:51 PM
Author: Grizzly marketing idea

No, I definitely can think of at least four nontrads I graduated with who would do something like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113576)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Obsidian Startling Brunch

Obiously worse even than LLMs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113423)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:33 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

The best part about this thread is that someone reading this thread is going to, at some point, run into "George Luce" during the course of his/her career. And promptly burst out laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113438)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:47 PM
Author: boyish charcoal home french chef

bla bla bla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113539)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:57 PM
Author: deranged submissive plaza

I can't believe it's real; it's just too perfect for xoxo...but if it's fake, it was incredibly elaborate to research the names of 4 V&E junior associates who were the original forwarders, etc...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113622)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: bright abode

wow are people at my law school such douchetards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113851)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

See, for example, Reade_Seligmann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113869)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:28 PM
Author: bright abode

getting into b-school wipes away all my sins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113876)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: vermilion mediation

You may be right about that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113881)





Date: July 21st, 2006 5:56 PM
Author: pearly multi-billionaire native
Subject: Confidentiality

You know, Someone should tell Ms. Chatman it is not a good idea to blast stuff like this in e-mail to people you can't trust (or period for that matter) without deleting some names or something. It would be funny if someone let some partners of this firm know about what was going on. I don't think I'd want Ms. Chatman working for me knowing that she can't keep her mouth shut or take measures to insure confidentiality.

Here are the e-mails (all at velaw.com):

rschick, sdavis (PARTNER), jdavidow, dharvin (PARTNER), epipkin, nkornegay, pmehta, grmurphy (PARTNER), jhodge, jreeder (PARTNER), cchatman (the e-mailer herself), kheld (PARTNER), clawson, jpowers, aomar. Then there are the folks that Ms. Chatman sent the e-mail to that most likely leaked it: hrumbaugh, pdennis, tlankau.

Ms. Chatman, If you are reading this... You chose the wrong people to trust. Next time take out names and such before you forward this around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269249)





Date: July 21st, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz main people

Go right ahead, jackass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269279)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: lilac menage

Hi George.

P.S.: What the hell were you thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269361)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:15 PM
Author: pearly multi-billionaire native

I just didn't understand why they didn't hire me and wanted them to reconsider. I was perfect for that job. I just thought that showing them how much I wanted the job they would maybe reconsider. I'm sure I'm smarter than you... You obviously have nothing better to do than sit on a computer and put down other people all day. Get a fucking life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269417)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic corner love of her life

I suggest dropping this whole thing now before you make it any worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269427)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:18 PM
Author: lilac menage

It actually wasn't a bad letter until you got to the paragraph asking why they didn't hire you and listing all of your insecurities. If you had left that paragraph out (and the line about being smarter than your co-clerk), you wouldn't be the laughing stock of the legal world - there's no way they would have reconsidered and given you the job, but at least you wouldn't have made a fool of yourself.

Also, FYI, telling everybody how smart you are is not the way to get a job, make friends, or accomplish anything else in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269447)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: ocher curious degenerate

You are either wonderful flame or the best new poster in ages. Welcome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269454)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maniacal Ticket Booth

Welcome, George!!!

Oh my God...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269452)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: Rusted fragrant volcanic crater

i think it's jess_w3@hotmail.com

see the last comment

http://prdifferently.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/07/what_not_to_do_.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269720)





Date: July 21st, 2006 7:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maniacal Ticket Booth

He seems to have admitted that he's George, or at least flaming as George.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269990)





Date: July 21st, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Rusted fragrant volcanic crater

email the addy above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270212)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: ocher curious degenerate

Um, what was the confidential information that she disclosed here? And how would your judge feel about your insulting his career clerk in an email to a bunch of "the wrong people to trust"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269480)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz main people

Good catch. I was wondering about that.

As for the "career clerk" slight, that's just BS. I wish there was some way of that getting into the hands of the judge (not the career clerk).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269525)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: ocher curious degenerate

I don't think there's much to be gained by getting this email in the hands of the guy's judge. He's a douchebag, but he's doing a good enough job of self-pwning that there's really no reason to add fuel to the fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269539)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz main people

I was leaning toward that conclusion. You are a calm voice in these troubled times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269559)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz main people

Google is now aware of this thread: http://www.google.com/search?q=george%20luce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269414)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: ocher curious degenerate

Beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269462)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: infuriating lascivious gay wizard cuckoldry

It's number 4 on google. Let's try to make it #1 by tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270949)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Mint histrionic library indirect expression

a good way to do that is to click on the link after searching george luce. also links to this thread on other websites help.

remember when searching miserable failure pointed you at the white house site? thats how they did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270983)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:46 PM
Author: Disrespectful Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269689)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:33 AM
Author: Mint histrionic library indirect expression

How long till this email shows up in law blogs like the hudson river girl/other email blunders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271742)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:39 AM
Author: lilac menage

http://www.legalreader.com/archives/003352.html

http://drunklaw.blogspot.com/2006/07/schadenfreude.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271786)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Mint histrionic library indirect expression

nice. hopefully it will make its way into the higher traffic blogs and eventually a newspaper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271814)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: arousing massive church

It's already been forwarded around by my school's career services.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271810)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Mint histrionic library indirect expression

thats awesome. what kind of introduction did it come with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271818)





Date: July 26th, 2006 7:33 PM
Author: Fighting copper toaster

It seems to be picking up some momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308350)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 1:09 AM
Author: harsh odious ladyboy

he was a computer programmer in his past life? well, it certainly shows in his douchey letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271938)





Date: July 26th, 2006 7:47 PM
Author: ebony cracking box office

SOMEONE PWN GEORGE LUCAS WITH A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE COMPLETE WITH PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!1

pwn3d!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308432)





Date: July 26th, 2006 7:49 PM
Author: ebony cracking box office

THIS THREAD IS NOW #1 ON GOOGLE FOR GEORGE LUCE!!!! SOMEONE SEND A LINK TO DRUGEREPORT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL worldwide pwn georgie-boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308441)





Date: July 26th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: ebony cracking box office

how did google get wind of this so fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308449)





Date: July 26th, 2006 8:34 PM
Author: amethyst hot haunted graveyard

Does anyone know which judge he clerked for? I have a feeling it's the same judge I interned for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308696)





Date: July 26th, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Crackhouse

You know, except for the paragraph about his experience as an extern, most of this isn't THAT bad. The last paragraph is probably a bit embarassing, but sometimes people make rash decisions.

You don't trash / insult the abilities of others though. That's classless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308883)





Date: July 28th, 2006 12:33 PM
Author: Internet-worthy indian lodge puppy
Subject: *bump*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6321966)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:06 AM
Author: alcoholic boiling water

I missed this thread when it first came out. I am very grateful to have seen it now. Thank you, xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6343265)





Date: August 13th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted University Antidepressant Drug

Did he go to a TTT undergrad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6431428)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: Green Chad

BASH, BASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747238)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Green Chad

GTO google-bombed George Luce: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22george+luce%22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747245)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:30 AM
Author: Jet anal circlehead

Just read a post from a year ago but ill comment anyway...

This guy wasnt hired because he wasnt qualified or because of his age. He wasnt hired becuase hes a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG. God who wants people like him as co-workers. He'd be a total cancer to the firm and bring down everyones morale and work product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747273)





Date: March 13th, 2007 12:51 PM
Author: Topaz Electric Chapel Dragon

He didn't show up on Martindale, think he is employed anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747610)





Date: June 9th, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: greedy genital piercing

looks like he may still be clerking... ?

http://www.lsba.org/membership/LSBA_Membership.asp?ID=2006569



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234751)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 5:44 PM
Author: Green Chad

Sucks to not get a job, huh GTO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8055602)





Date: June 8th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: crusty ivory gas station incel

thing is, *he* probably got a firm job eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8232177)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 6:01 PM
Author: shivering slate faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8055691)





Date: June 9th, 2007 12:41 PM
Author: crystalline adulterous spot

Wow... just came across this thread...

I was in George's section in my first year law class. George is a terrific guy and I hate to see this happening to such a genuinely good person (No, I am not George).

George may have made an error in judgment. If we were all judged solely by the worst decisions we made, none of us would look good in a thread such as this one.

In the event that prospective employers may read this in the future, take it from someone who attended law school with him: George is an industrious, bright guy. He made a mistake and I'm sure he has learned from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234342)





Date: June 9th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: doobsian aromatic wagecucks

"(No, I am not George)" - hi george

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234446)





Date: June 9th, 2007 1:21 PM
Author: Red Unholy Blood Rage Messiness

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234467)





Date: June 9th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Talented Insane School Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234604)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 7:01 PM
Author: sinister bisexual doctorate sanctuary

The real villian in this whole affair was that mean bitch Carliss Chatman that forwarded the email with snarky comments. Yeah, the guy Luce is nuts but Chatman showed TERRIBLE judgment in the way she handled it. Luckily V&E got rid of that bitch but now she is at Morgan Lewis, even a bigger TTT.

Carliss Chatman, I wouldn't hire you to fight a $20 traffic ticket. You suck.

http://www.morganlewis.com/index.cfm/personID/757ea85c-989f-45a3-ad0f-f616844b73fa/fromSearch/1/fuseaction/people.viewBio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087685)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Sable state sex offender

i was gonna jump on board until i noticed she was black. pretty atypical for a black person to be a snarky passive-aggressive bitch. she must have some white blood as a creole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087787)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 7:36 PM
Author: heady corn cake locale

I would hope you wouldn't hire anyone to fight a $20 traffic ticket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087807)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 11:47 PM
Author: vivacious striped hyena

Seems like guy ended up finding a job in his home state and actually was on LR - good for him (sort of).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10088679)