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Timeline of Afghanistan military debacle - all libs' fault
| '''''"'"''"' | 05/19/25 |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: '''''"'"''"' 1996-2000: Bill Clinton plays "Whac-A-Mole" with Osama Bin Laden, missing every shot because he's too busy fucking interns and flying to Epstein Island.
Sept. 11, 2001: Bin Laden yeets planes into the USA, yells "Surprise, infidels!" and vanishes into his cave Airbnb.
Dec. 2001: US troops spot Bin Laden chilling with 1,000 goons. General "Shitlib" Mattis and Deep State Rumsfeld say, "Nah, too many bad guys, let’s go bomb a random village instead." Osama moonwalks into Pakistan.
2008-16: Obama, hyped on "Hope and Change," doubles down on the Forever War. Bin Laden gets iced in 2011, but Obama’s like, "War’s too fun to stop now!" 2017: Trump stomps in, tweets "END THIS STUPID WAR!" in all caps, confusing everyone including the Pentagon.
2020: Trump, now red-faced, screams at Deep State, "YO, WHY IS THIS WAR STILL A THING? WRAP IT UP, NERDS!" Pentagon shrugs, files paperwork in slow motion.
2021: Deep State hands Biden a slam-dunk withdrawal plan. Biden trips, fumbles the ball, and turns Kabul into a chaotic Black Friday sale. Humiliation ensues. Meanwhile, NSAM Monday Morning QBs pop off, smugly blogging, "Told ya, neocons! Afghanistan was a geopolitical oof!"
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