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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
wow lol
Multi-colored Impressive Pozpig
  06/30/25
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Buck-toothed School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Multi-colored Impressive Pozpig
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
pontificating dashing queen of the night
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Mahogany Pit
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Internet-worthy forum
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Multi-colored Impressive Pozpig
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Talking Insane Locale
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Internet-worthy forum
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Adventurous stage
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Multi-colored Impressive Pozpig
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Wonderful mustard newt
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Fear-inspiring Dead Police Squad
  06/30/25
...
bateful toaster internal respiration
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Swashbuckling blue locus
  06/30/25
...
Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
cobalt aromatic stead
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Salmon impertinent headpube
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Filthy blathering kitty mood
  06/30/25
...
Talking Insane Locale
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Adventurous stage
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
flesh gaming laptop dragon
  07/01/25
...
Salmon impertinent headpube
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Frum patrolman place of business
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
motley startled gay wizard university
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
concupiscible dopamine cuckoldry
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
red soul-stirring plaza
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Trip Misunderstood Useless Brakes Stage
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Sexy Boyish Regret
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored Impressive Pozpig

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Buck-toothed School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored Impressive Pozpig

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: pontificating dashing queen of the night

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Mahogany Pit

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Internet-worthy forum

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored Impressive Pozpig

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Talking Insane Locale

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Internet-worthy forum

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Adventurous stage

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Impressive Pozpig

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Wonderful mustard newt

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Dead Police Squad

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bateful toaster internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling blue locus

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Gold Haunting Range Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cobalt aromatic stead

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Salmon impertinent headpube

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Filthy blathering kitty mood

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Talking Insane Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Adventurous stage

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: flesh gaming laptop dragon

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Salmon impertinent headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Frum patrolman place of business

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: motley startled gay wizard university

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: concupiscible dopamine cuckoldry

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: red soul-stirring plaza

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Trip Misunderstood Useless Brakes Stage

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Sexy Boyish Regret

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)