Date: September 17th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
Imagine enduring the West Coast’s LSAT curve and law school’s “Socratic” humiliation, rewarded only with paralegal chatter about font size on a motion to dismiss.
And then cumming home to my high-rise condo to find my “world-class” ciTTTy reduced to this non-exhaustive list of IRL sightings:
(1) A tent pitched across the street, accidently set ablaze by its inhabitant — burned alive, too fucked up to care — then shrouded beneath a larger EMT corpse-tent.
(2) A man defecating where I once contemplated the very essence of the Written Word (i.e., Perkins Coie’s SeaTTTle office).
And Tabitha, my Black, obese Safeway HR nemesis, dares me to invoke the “light rail.”
Her "counsel" is not merely insulting; it is a bad-faith argument for my continued degradation.
Disgusting.
How dare She.
This is fine™.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5776367&forum_id=2#49276903)