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Shitlawyer uses AI for closing arg, becomes subject of ineffective assistance
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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: May I meet you? ((zurich is stained)) appeal.
the defendant was Pras of the fugees, he got 14 years today. lmao.
https://apnews.com/article/fugees-pras-appeal-conviction-trial-artificial-intelligence-d2c93aa5404eba63c3347a05fe8ba091 |
Date: November 20th, 2025 10:34 PM Author: metaepistemology is trans argument was probably much better with AI than it would have been without (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49448540) |
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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:35 PM Author: millennial unc gamer with 400ms reaction time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49448542) |
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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:36 PM Author: May I meet you? ((zurich is stained)) he quoted puffy "i'll be missing you" and referred to it as a fugees lyric.
lol whole thing reads like an evan39 article. |
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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., dumb article. it's not clear what mistakes AI made other than getting some dindu singers mixed up, unlike these briefs where AI makes up caes and law. i fail to see how mixing up the dindu singers affected the outcome of a criminal trial. this lazy article doesnt describe the issue well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49448554) |
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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: May I meet you? ((zurich is stained)) seems to be poking fun at this shitlawyer being the subject of an ieffective assistance of counsel complaint that is totally baseless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49448639) |
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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK This bitch ass motherfucker was guilty as sin. This was his second time getting rung up on the same charges. I could write a law review article on the shit he did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49448675) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:12 PM Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,., What if the jury was full of west side niggaz but the ai hallucinated a bunch of east side bitches? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49450840) |
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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Seems like he fucks things up on purpose, it's his schtick
https://usaherald.com/suge-knights-attorney-david-kenner-faces-a-competency-and-energy-crisis-as-court-denies-his-motion-to-withdraw-from-high-stakes-retrial/ |
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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK It's not gonna work here though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49448673) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 9:04 AM This is actually a legit thing among defbros. They're willing to "play along" and not defend themselves too hard against an Ineffective Assistance claim because it's no harm to them but gives their client another chance to freeroll against the gov. Part of our crime problem is how absurdly the deck is stacked in favor of criminals. An acquittal is an acquittal, but there's always a way to argue for a retrial if it's a guilty verdict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49451511) |
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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Actual 6th amendment cases are lol but this isn't one of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49448668) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:50 PM Author: scholarship AI is great for working on shitlaw closings imo. But lol at not double checking everything. And lol at a jury being like “wait that was diddy’s famous line! let’s give this guy the gas chamber!” wtf is this jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49450780) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 8:56 AM Author: May I meet you? ((zurich is stained)) like i said, it's an IRL evan39 article. imagine showing this to someone in 1995. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800540&forum_id=2#49451504) |