Date: October 29th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
For the first time last year she went all out for halloween and decorated our porch and yard etc. Bought candy. Waited by the door all night and we had zero trick or treaters. Everyone is a fat disney adult with retarded ipad kids and they do "trunk or treat" in a parking lot now.
So this year she made a facebook post about how she'd be giving out full size candy bars. Like the King Size ones. She spent like $400 on candy.
But the translation app changed her Hmong term into "girthiest" candy bars. And she's not proficient enough in English to catch it; so the post went viral regionally with people making jokes in the comments. Some wise ass asked if she was giving out the "extra veiny" snickers bars. I don't want to look like a humorless white knight idiot so I've avoided replying but I feel really bad for her.
Date: October 29th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: retardedXmasElf
HAHAHA. Hilarious. Please do post the best of the best from the reply comments.
But wait - if no one came in prior year, why she expect to give away hundreds of dollars this year bc of a post? I know that as kids, we would avoid the single family houses - more bang for your buck on the town houses close together.
Date: October 29th, 2026 3:51 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
She watches these tikstok of mommy blogger influencers that are probably ai generated of them giving out huge candy bars and its like a halloween arms race and a status thing she can post online to make her relatives back in Xiangkuang think she is like a powerful benefactor