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Life Changed Today In Class: Justice Scalia
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Date: October 28th, 2007 6:33 AM Author: black gay wizard Subject: Life Changed Today In Class: Justice Scalia I never told anyone this before. I'm in my Constitutional Law class and I see Justice Scalia walk in and he goes and sits at the podium. The whole place stops when Justice [censored] Scalia walks in.
Everybody closes their laptops. After a little while, there wasn't a journal meeting going 'cause all the gunners are in our classroom listening to him. Some are arguing with him, giving away their dignity to this guy to say "oh I argued with a Supreme Court Justice".
And you know what I did? I raised my hand and turned on my mic. I know you're thinking "nah you need months of research and a bar card to argue right with a guy like that". Well I had my pocket copy of the Constitution, but I had to know. I played it cool for awhile, nodded along through most of his points, but then I went for the kill.
You're thinking "McCulloch v. Maryland or Marbury v. Madison?". Nothing. I made up the precedent. He quoted Reinquist. I decided, you know, I don't care about reputation. I'm just gonna outdebate this guy. This time. I cite Article III. And he just comes right back at me with the Federalist Papers trying to bully me like I'm some [censored] 1L. I hesitate for two seconds and quote something he never heard of. And he makes a move toward his briefcase and shuffles through his papers. And then he turned off his mic. I took it down. "Unpublished Marshall dissent footnote?" he asked. "Sorry Anton, I don't remember". I got up and walked to the registrar.
I argued with the best and I won. |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 9:30 AM Author: hot maize institution I'm confused.
You have a microphone at your seat ? |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:22 AM Author: White 180 milk How is your TTT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821620) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 12:32 PM Author: Multi-colored codepig 180. Thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821832) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 2:04 PM Author: smoky twinkling uncleanness http://youtube.com/watch?v=IQAI0jQTkAM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8822136) |
Date: October 28th, 2007 9:54 AM Author: stimulating henna piazza labored and awkward, but nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821600) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 9:59 AM Author: flesh sadistic stage This is based on the Matt Damon Johnny Chan story from Rounders, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821603) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: plum foreskin That's immediately what it reminded me of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821752) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 9:59 AM Author: Odious spot hominid I read this somewhere about 5 years ago, but nice job copy and pasting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821604) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:14 AM Author: Slap-happy Duck-like Mediation Public Bath Yep. This is old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821612) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:22 AM Author: White 180 milk you mean sunday classes are uncommon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821621) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:25 AM Author: Odious spot hominid the first line is "i never told anyone this before" so why the FUCK do you think this has anything to do with today? god dammit people are fucking stupid on this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821624) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:26 AM Author: White 180 milk "Today" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821625) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:37 AM Author: White 180 milk By the way, seek help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821645) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:38 AM Author: Odious spot hominid why dood? I didn't read the subject line. It's not my fault the OP can't even be consistent in his stolen story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821651) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:41 AM Author: White 180 milk Because something like an inconsistency in the story got you that angry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821658) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 1:14 PM Author: Multi-colored codepig Yeah, agreed. Inconsistent or not, it is not something that you should literally get angry about. You should also remember that, before lambasting someone for something, you should check to make sure that you're correct about it, otherwise you look like a dick. now you're blaming the OP for your glaring error.
Nice. |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:28 AM Author: Nubile Box Office Jew yeah, johnny chan in rounders. nice adaptation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821629) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 10:39 AM Author: Odious spot hominid it's actually matt damon talking about his encounter with johnny chan, but maybe that's what you meant. either way kill yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821654) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:07 AM Author: Coiffed Irradiated Indian Lodge Cuckoldry My gut reaction to this is that it's really stupid. I'm not sure why I have this reaction. I think it's a rejection of the idea that law can be reduced to a mano-a-mano challenge the way that poker can. Also, I think I'm in total disbelief that a law student could ever "out-debate" a sitting Supreme Court Justice in his prime. The fact that someone would even suggest that this is possible smacks of gunnerism. But maybe I'm putting to much thought into this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821708) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:34 AM Author: stimulating henna piazza you sound like a FUN GUY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821747) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:53 AM Author: Provocative hateful tank WTF is wrong with you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821767) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 1:33 PM Author: Supple useless brakes Scalia is no longer in his prime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8822012) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:51 AM Author: Provocative hateful tank What the fuck is wrong with people on this site? Of course its the Rounders adaption? Are you people stupid?!
I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS HERE! |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 12:02 PM Author: Nubile Box Office Jew can someone post a link to this scene? tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821773) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 12:25 PM Author: Coiffed Irradiated Indian Lodge Cuckoldry I understand that it's a Rounders adaption ... I just think that it's dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821810) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 12:01 PM Author: Hairless maniacal half-breed resort "Michael:Played tight for an hour, folded mostly. But then I made a score...Rags, man, I had nothing. But I said 'I'm gonna outplay this guy. I'm gonna outplay this guy, this hand.' He raises, so I re-raise, and he just comes back over the top of me like I'm some fucking tourist. Reraise. And he makes a move for his checks, and then he looks at me, and he mucked it, I took it down. 'Did you have it?'. Sorry, John, I don't remember... I sat with the best, and I beat the best."
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Date: October 28th, 2007 12:30 PM Author: Boyish mentally impaired stag film flame... but it does make for a nice story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821823) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 1:04 PM Author: Multi-colored codepig this was shitty the first time it was posted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=708101&forum_id=2#8821926) |